When was the last time you saw someone play a real deal elf? Not an aasimar, tiefling, kitsune, catfolk, special snowflake DSP race, or whatever, but a genuine elf.
If I see two people play half-elves, does that count as one elf? What if four people play half-elves in my group? Are we collectively playing as two elves?
Parker Cox
That's a nice elf. I think I'll keep her.
Julian Peterson
A guy played any elf and wanted to be Legolas. He ended up falling out of a tree and getting mauled by a tiger.
Ian Thomas
So the main villains of the campaign right now are: >A Winter hag, a Nosferatu, and a Phrenic Scourge reenacting World War I (except this time Franz Ferdinand is a dwarf) >An arch demon who just wants to corrupt souls in peace without all this political bullshit >Orc Napoleon >And Gaston
Brandon Watson
Yes. Two elves having sex with two humans.
Daniel Bennett
If they didn't have that fucking Con penalty people might play them more. I would gladly give up some racial stuff to negates the penalty
Owen Bailey
I'm playing an Elf Arcanist in a mythic campaign. It's exactly as broken as you would think.
Henry Foster
...that might be my fetish.
Zachary Brown
You keep that talk up and we'll have another "mythic isn't broken" argument on our hands.
Joseph Mitchell
>not a samsaran >not a wyrwood >not a peri-blooded aasimar
Please, user.
Kevin Martinez
>Limit Player race choice to core rulebook only. >Player makes elf character.
Kayden Johnson
It occurs to me now that I've made dozens of half-elves but I've never once made an elf.
Jeremiah Wilson
To be fair, it was Mythic 10. I was an ageless flying shithead with 36 Int and boosted spell DCs at level 4
I wanted to be a Tolkien elf lord on mage steroids
Brody Lewis
Man the Adhara app to intrigue does things to my dick. I want to see her bully the halfling.
Samuel Lewis
The what?
Daniel Lopez
The wrong game name.
Nolan Davis
Anything new about Starfinder?
Asher Taylor
I played an ancient elf Rogue-Witch in a gestalt game. She was a monster - able to heal, curse, sneak attack, and claw people to death. She owned a mountain where she mined diamonds and kept a tribe of gnolls that amused her safe and protected. they thought she was a goddess.
Brody Sanchez
>Still can't romance the Krogan
Ian Carter
Degenerate.
Daniel Myers
You get the Vesk right in the box. Closest you are going to get
Caleb James
>Tuvarkz apped for Intrigue >Lawful Neutral >Member of a noble family Could we get a triple threat here?
Samuel Wright
Does he also worship Asmodeus?
Brayden Price
Shalelu is cute. Cute!
Jaxson Lewis
Lewd the elf user! Do it!
Juan Nelson
That's really old paizo art. LIKE REALLY OLD. Like before artists understood what they wanted their elves to look like, note the eyes not being completely covered by an iris and the night elf ears.
Liam Green
Hey /pfg/ I'm a new DM and I was wondering if you could help me out with a homebrew idea.
I was going to have my party enter the plane of earth and fight some shaitans and have the boss chuck large magnetic boulders that would stick to and hold in place the players wearing heavy metal armor and some larger magnetic areas might rip metal weapons out of the player's hands if they don't pass a check. On the players turn they'd be able to roll a check to shove the boulders away or move with reduced speed.
How would I go about writing the mechanics for these stones?
Julian Anderson
And back when the artist they'd hired was actively trying to undercut the writers.
To the Godlayer guy from last thread: you didn't actually post any contact info
Josiah James
Betrothed question
>Whenever a betrothed or her companion would gain a bonus to or deal further additional damage with their aether pulses, the extra damage is halved after totaling it.
Does this include damage that is attribute-based, such as from Aether Rampage or Aether Channel?
Connor Carter
Yes.
Jason Allen
It's just a premise idea at this stage, not running it any time soon.
Christian Price
What do you need so survive in the steppe?
Ryder Ramirez
Love.
Jaxson Clark
A writ of passage from Kublai Khan, long may he reign.
Ayden Gomez
A fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, the wind in your hair.
Dylan Wilson
How do make a Dhampir character interesting without making him/her Blade?
Robert Evans
Victorian noble.
Cooper Wilson
I once played a wistful Dhampir in a Carrion Crown game who grew up in a normal human community and only realized what he was until everyone he grew up with aged to death. Envious of humanity but having long accepted the difference between himself and people around him, sociable and friendly but solitary due to his differences. That was a fun character.
Brody Collins
A giant dick to appease the barbarian girls
Cameron Miller
Is that all I need?
Landon Jones
According to a group of awakened insect bards, yes.
Benjamin Hill
Howdy /pfg/, I'm building a character that takes Fighter as a chassis, and guts all of its features in place of the Myrmidon (PoW), War Hero and Spirit-Wielder archetypes (SoP). Spirit-Wielder allows Fighter to turn any one weapon into an intelligent "awakened weapon" with highly limited sphere casting.
The awakened weapon gets only a few spell points and has low caster level progression. It gains the Enhancement sphere by default, and gains only three other talents, but it can take drawbacks and boons, may target the wielder with personal-range effects, and uses its own actions.
With that said, how would you make the most out of an awakened weapon for an initiator, especially considering the added action economy? Constant personal Improved Haste, various Enhancement buffs, at-will Teleport, Crystal Blast/CC abilities, Fount of Life and Resuscitate, Encompassing Light stacking with Primal Warrior Stance; there's a lot of possibilities, but limited choices.
Jason Powell
Shitpost game idea: >every quest is some NPC having a "rat problem" >once you inquire further, it's always something different >>the "rats" are an invading skaven horde >>you actually have to protect rats rather than kill them >>the rats are actually ratfolk competitors whom you have to put out of business >>a portal to the elemental plane of rats opened and you have to shut it down >etc.
Robert Gutierrez
look at those nips
Dylan Jenkins
Oh and: metaphors such as "rat = traitor" or "rats = lowlives" also work.
Connor Reed
>Turns out the rat problem is a mole I mean that in every sense
Jacob Hughes
The worst thing is, I know what was the character reference for that one.
Great taste, at least.
Gabriel Jackson
Hi people, I want to make Bravery less of a joke. Would you be okay with it giving +1 per 2 levels on saves vs fear and combat stamina pools, and players being able to use an immediate action to apply the bonus on any other save? I want it to represent a fighter "soldiering on" or just having a last-second burst of adrenaline. For feats, class features etc that upgrade it, it would count at its current rate.
My idea is to give it at half rate to archetypes that lose it now, so they are not entirely out in the cold.
Austin Lopez
Literally see Armoured Bravery. Bravery is effectively "you have a good will save nao" with it and literally every fighter takes it.
Carson Young
What stat is most closely related to thighs and their general thickness?
William Wood
CON. It's also the reason most elves are flat.
Brandon Fisher
Wis. Hear me out.
> wis > heal skill stat > cleric casting stat. >"Thick thighs save lives"
Cooper Clark
What races have darkvision?
Henry Lopez
...
Juan Wood
What stat is most closely related to breasts and their productivity and size?
Nolan Bailey
Do you need skills in swimming in order to swim?
Eli Davis
Unsell me on Gaseous Form for a Qinggong monk. I get wizard levels of bullshittery during exploration. The only downside I can see is that yeah the wizard could cast this instead, and later on it gets overshadowed by abundant step.
Landon Moore
Tiefling, half-orc, dwarf, aasimar.
Eli Green
Treading calm water is dc10
if not stressed, a person with no bonuses or penalties can take 10 and be fine.
Asher Anderson
Gaseous Form is dreadful. It reduces your speed to nothing. It reduces your AC to nothing. It gives you DR, but it doesn't apply against magic weapons- so, virtually everything.
Jayden Parker
Yes, and that's my problem. Bravery is one of the fighter's very few features and it is complete shit on its own. I want to make it not shit without just giving them a good will save.
I used the 1 per 2 levels progression, as it is fairly common - trapfinding, stern gaze, bardic knowledge, etc. Since combat stamina is another typical fighter thing, I wanted "bravery" (I call it "indomitable") to apply to saves vs fear and it as well.
The ability to use it for other stuff with an immediate action was a bit of a freebie, but I expect that fighters should be extremely used to combat. I was thinking about gating it by not making it available while the fighter is flat-footed, since it is a conscious effort.
Aiden Morgan
I mentioned exploration. I'm not using it in combat, I'm using it to move the story forward and walk through walls.
David Foster
I'm aware. I'm just saying that if you get caught out in that form, it could seriously suck. Remember, 10ft movespeed.
Ayden Green
Here's the thing about making bravery a +1/2 levels bonus: in addition to adding to saves vs fear, and all Will saves with Armored Bravery (and 2x against fear), you can also add it to your initiative, the DC to checks to feint/demoralize you, on saves vs all mind-affecting effects, bluff and intimidate, escape artist checks and CMB checks to escape a grapple, and you can also grant the mind-affecting/feint/demoralize/escape artist bonuses to allies within 30 feet. Also, that would mean that at level 8 (or possibly level 4) the character could fairly reliably get fear immunity.
Cameron Young
Constitution.
In theory, kineticists make the greatest baby-bearers.
Hunter Cook
STR and CON in the sense of "no fat here" and "healthy" rather than "thicc" memes. CHA could also, but that's character to character basis on both sides.
Matthew Cox
If you fail your CON, you die during childbirth.
Jaxson Cook
Circle of Protection from Childbirth Complications go!
Charles Young
You can, if you invest in it. Without investment, Bravery is a joke.
I want to keep the investment options, but I want it to be useful on its own. Fighters get a total of 3 class abilities prior to level 19, they should not require extra feats put in them to be good.
Cameron Bell
Try Everyman Unchained:Fighters by Rogue Genius Gaming
Colton Butler
Literally worse than DHB!Fighter.
Jason Stewart
KROGAN COCK
SO GOOD
Jace Powell
Isn't Shalelu a hate-Elf that gets off to killing goblins?
Isaiah Watson
Can you use a longsword with two hands?
Gavin Flores
Having a midwife allows you to reroll!
Daniel Carter
You can! Every one-handed weapon can be two-handed.
Isaiah Ramirez
Is it better to write the backstory in objective, omniscient narration, or describe it as limited third person?
Also, should I start with a small event before I describe the backstory?
Leo Flores
Explain how.
Parker Clark
Whichever perspective you are better at writing. If you think the omniscient see-it-all narrator is more your forte or the character's personal account being right up your butt.
Jason Bell
Personally, I like doing omniscient because it fits in with my writing style. You do you- maybe write two first paragraphs in either style then pick which one suits you.
Josiah Morales
Why do you guys think my apps are joke apps First you thought Takashi was a joke app, he was 100% serious and I 100% intend to take Ensoulment to the space jam when it comes time. Now you think Cynn is a joke app, she's not. She's 100% serious What the fuck.
I'm going back to bed.
Kayden Martin
I write it in first person because fuck the police
Leo Torres
The quickest way to a man's heart is between his fourth and fifth rib, if you understand me.
Landon Nelson
>tfw your shitty wizard arms keep you from even treading water >tfw the party goes swimming for a fun beach episode
Hunter Evans
It's actually via Heart Clutch.
Robert Jenkins
DHB?
Oliver Moore
How much pain is a regular human in for if they swallow an iron arrowhead or two?
Jaxson Rodriguez
No, no, no, no. The stupid ribs can get in the way. The fastest way is through vena cava in the stomach. It's messy, but it works.
Jonathan Morales
Starting with a small 1-2 sentence blurb about the character goes a long way to getting you in the zone while setting the backstory tone.
Grayson Cooper
Lacerated larynx, perforated stomach, and god help you if it enters the small intestine.
Basically the worst pain you can imagine, short of flaying or vivisection.
Zachary Brown
>the newest intrigue app
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Jose Turner
Swallow some nightshade with it and hope it acts fast
Landon King
He's still a WIP.
Nathan Brown
Look at his sheet boyim >EWP for Elven Curve Blade as a Helf >Medium Armor proficiency >+1 Keen Elven Curve Blade for 2000