Sir...

Sir, I'm going to need you to hand over your trading logs for every single cryptocurrency transaction you've made in the last financial year

u can just tell they fuck each other

download binance history as .csv, enjoy going through that shit

I trade on an exchange so I dont actually make coin transactions until I cash out.

"Crypto what? I don't own any of those, officer. That's strange, my hard drive is encrypted. Must be one of those ransomware viruses."

fiscal dumbass

They should just put a 20% tax cut each time your convert BTC to USD.

They will get more $$$, save time on investigations and users won't have headaches from the paperwork.

Sir, how long do you think we have before the public realize we are powerless against technological progress and stop fearing us?

Huh, what transactions are you talking about?

the guy on the right looks like one of those closet fag republicans

Here you go officer: bought monero early in the year and just converted into btc two days ago with 30x what I started with

Oh wow, usually my itty bitty boi clitty only tingles for ICX but these are some sexy men

Literally the gayest thing on this board since your last post.

Kill yourself

>not having a log book
Its like you enjoy losing money

They’re not even traps, are you fucking homo or something?

Yes

Now that’s a boipussi if I ever see one.

Oh yeah I got locked out of my account lol silly me

This. "Sorry, I lost the key."

If you're a fellow burger or other nation that taxes cryptos, and don't exit through Monero, you might as well turn off your computer and go prep the bull for your wife.

Well, office, the logs are in my bum lol