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Anons on Veeky Forums on Christmas eve/christmas day. What the fuck went wrong? Why are you on Veeky Forums?

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You guys are my family

Because nobody in my family has anything interesting to say. They just talk about other people and stupid irrelevant shit.

I'm in bed with my girlfriend. She thinks this is all memes and games. This isn't a fucking game. THIS ISN'T A GAME!!!!!

I'm a lonely loser

Yeah nah I'm getting pissed rn
Hop on biz once every hour or so to see what's what
Happy Chrissie cunts

money never sleeps

Finished family duties. Was actually pretty nice today for a change. Now back to Veeky Forums, am i going to make it tonight?

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Don't really have any family where I live, and a girl recently broke my heart so I just sit on the Internet all the time to try and distract myself my the overwhelming pain.

i became aware of impending global collapse years ago and slowly turned brutally but calmly nihilistic! Now I can't level with anybody and i don't care to fake it!

It is a game dude. A very fun game. I shouldn't ever go in a casino.
Sitting around watching top 100 plays of the year with the senpai. Yes I'm a pgoneposter

This

Same.

I lived the NEET life in 2017 after working sales in an office environment, resulting in my social life to go to complete minimum.
I dont care for others and am pretty comfortable being by myself. Veeky Forums is interesting enough to constantly lurk.

My family are all buybull humpers bordering on the absurd and cant spend a moment of the holidays not in church. gf went home.

Cause I'm a NEET without friends, I'm meeting family tomorrow for brunch (yay...>.>)

Im taking a shit and I like biz memes

The party ended and my stomach is full. So I have no reason to be downstairs right now.

I'm just extremely desperate to quit wagecucking. Crypto trade/research with all the spare time
I have

/r/collapse

one of the only subs worth visiting and even that is half full of shit sometimes. im actually glad i got into crypto because i'm sick of recognizing how bad the climate is getting, whilst almost everybody seems to ignore it. Either too young to be able to notice a difference, or too stupid and self involved. Makes life weird when you feel that 95% of the shit going on is purposeless bullshit that will disappear when it comes crashing down. and it's going to be within our lifetimes. Fucked.

Thanks user, I will check that out.

sometimes staying in motels with my laptop and shitty service and my ada is better than family stress and turkey and ham and stuffing and gravy and all the other non ada shit user merry xmas I'm wiping my tears on my ada right excuse me

I work at a 247 helpdesk

the pain never goes away.

I just moved cross country with my wife, don't know anyone here and she's at work so I just browse the internet and day try to make money at crypto

be warned that its consistently depressing as hell

same here. the only thing that matters is escaping the wagecuck grind.

>believing in the global warming hoax

I'm getting referrals for our cult. discord.gg/JDS4tcX

No doubt.

Our picks are better discord.gg/FN6pVrn

It's Xmas for me, I'm sitting on the deck of my in-laws house (on their farm) while my wife runs the dogs with our boy on her lap before dinner time.
Life is good.

I am in my girlfriend's parents house having severe diarrhea and browsing biz. Please help

my family moved all over the country in the 90s/early 2000s and it's impossible to get together anymore. it sucks desu senpai, why'd they all have to leave me...

I'm pooping before bed and this feels like the right place to be browsing.

Shut the fuck up
Merry christmas

I'm Jewish

*shakes bag of shekels*

>celebrating Christmas
>not being Jewish

It’s like you guys don’t even want to make money

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merry christmas Veeky Forums
I hope everyone here finds peace of mind and will be able to enjoy Christmas again one day

Visiting my folks, wife and everyones in bed. Dad and i having a nightcap watching some tv show and bsing about crypto. Nothings wrong, everything is just lovely but thanks user. I hope you enjoying your evening too.

This place is a fourth/fifth home and people sleep to much I’d rather be on here merry Xmas fuck faces have a good one

I've slowly alienated myself from my family because they trigger my autistic nerves too much. They're only a 20 minute drive away but I visit only once every month or two.
I'll stop by on xmas day to drop off gifts and chat for a few hours. Then I'll be back to my cozy Veeky Forums.

i don't believe in any hoaxes, i make my own observations on the environment i live in and can see how different things are from even 20 years ago. I know people who are twice my age who easily attest that it's even more different since they were young. Shit is changing quickly all over the world. Other things people don't consider are issues like topsoil depletion: we only have approx 60 years of harvest left on our global arable farmland. We are fucked from that alone if we don't come up with solutions. i couldn't give a fuck less whether or not you believe "global warming is a hoax", there are an endless number of reasons why collapse is likely within our lifetime or the next generations.

No family
No friends
No hope
No future
Crypto or death bros. Merry Christmas.

an endless number of reasons that don't explicitly involve the climate either. Limits to growth boyo

humanity is basically in a bubble, is what it comes down to. Gonna be an ugly century.

so you're using crypto to fund the construction of your bunker?

I know this sounds sad as fuck, but you this board is my home. I work in the Middle East, no contact with my family back home so this is where I am spending Christmas. I would've gotten drunk if it weren't so fucking hard to get some alcohol here.

i hope you're not chairforce.

Nah its a distraction from reality. If I don't have something all consuming the knowledge of how fucked we are eats away at me. Crypto is a great escape. before that gaming, but games are starting to get old.

Pretty much this.
And I have this phone app "Mimi" to browse Veeky Forums, so instead of going to normie book I come here to watch/post pink wojacks.

You don't need a girl bro, just hire a beautiful hooker with your gains and you'll be fine

I flew across the country to be home with family. I miss them, but every time I come home, my family is in a worse state. My brother is an insufferable, tumblerina SJW sociopath that exaggerates his sensitive snowflake needs, has no job and lives with mom, mom is a yes woman and won't kick him out, and as much as I love her, she's turning into a hoarder and my childhood house is falling apart. My sister is an alcoholic and only calls me when she's drunk. My father wants nothing to do with the family. They're all non confrontational as fuck and everyone just agrees like, yes he should move out or yes, she needs to stop drinking... But then nothing ever changes. I moved out ten years ago and it just gets worse... Even the cat is becoming obese and they won't put her on a diet.

My mom loves when I come home because I go nuts clearing old stuff out and fixing broken things around the house. I feel like I should move back close to home, but I'm afraid I'll just get dragged down by them.

You guys aren't exactly family, but I like coming here and it's an escape.

This.

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I unironically have no friends or family to spend the night with. If I'm not looking at the retardation that is this board then I'm probably just gonna get drunk and cry.

What went wrong is that you weren't making the right plays with us

crypto is my distraction too. i wish i cared more about profits than just playing the game, but it's not in me. i'm just here to forget about tomorrow. you're going to die dude. we're all fucked. what are you living for that means so much to you? yeah games are dog shit. the new pbug release is dogshit lite but meh. it'll do.

Im not a fucking famililess loser why would i be on biz on xmas eve???’

I just finished having sex with my gf.

I sperged at dinner a bit because my mother said that bitcoin consumed more energy than Ireland and that we should get rid of it. So I asked her why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead. My brother got engaged to an Irish girl this year and this was her first Christmas dinner with us.

Not even close.

Holy fuck you just described my situation almost to a T. I regret having come home though desu, probably won’t do it again for a couple years.

Family is in different parts of the country. Friends are with their families. No gf.

Meh. It’s all good. I’m used to this life.

Heres our server if you wanna make it back. Merry Christmas discord.gg/FN6pVrn

>why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead

Kek

basically. I don't care about death I just don't really understand life LOL

it's fucking odd being around people who seem to

I had a wonderful day with my GF, we made a deal I would delete blockfolio and Binance for today. We made a nice breakfast, went to a big mall here in LA, went to the Griffith observatory and watched the sunset, then went out to eat ramen and now I’m gonna watch a grym-torrent of “Mother!”. Just came to check how my meme coins are doing for a bit and shill TRX.

Depression, the same reason I had to sell my 3 bitcoins for $300 each just to be able to eat, luckily i've clawed my way back to 1.5 btc and my depression is a lot better, still fucked up all my relationships

It sucks because I love my family. I especially love my home state more than where I live now but my career is doing great. But as much as I love them, I can't stand to be around them. I only visit once a year, and they don't even bother to pick me up from the airport. They just tell me to take the bus. We're not rich, but damn we're not that poor.

feel free to elaborate.

They're asleep and were waiting to go to Church together

I'm not close with my family. My parents are divorced, and my dad is the only one I ever talk to, and even that's rare. But he's kind of a friendless loser too, I don't think he ever talks to anyone either. Maybe I'll give him a call.

This so fucking much. It pissed me off to the point where I barely talk to them anymore

I'm not going to spend all day with people.
A few hours is enough lol

>Why are you on Veeky Forums?
trash is too slow

I just fapped and now I'm sittin on toilet trying to pre. I'm done now bed time

pink wojacks

not a street shitter obviously but nothing exciting either, I teach art at the AAS.

Well at last you are honest

this

Hey like... I don’t know (high as fück rn)
U got this

Bump

Audibly kek'd. And now I have to explain why to my family.

lmfao

>Get rid of Ireland

Audibly kek'd but right there with you senpai.

Can confirm. Boomers and industrializing 3rd world fucked us all. Only way out is a bloodbath.

Food isn't the solution, it's the fucking problem. Unlimited resource availability leads to exponential growth. Exponential growth catastrophically exceeds carrying capacity.

We will go down not from lack of anything, but poisoned by our own excess. Global climate is not the problem, # of humans is.

Im a jew

t. Thomas Malthus

Its my birthday
Ask me anything on where i failed at life

Got pneumonia. Couldn't visit my aging folks. Feels bad man.

I'm a phone poster. Just browsing while I'm being driven to my relatives.

It's so idyllic, senpai

Depression

Because I sleep in my car and the state with my family is too cold so I drove south.
We're not at all close anyway.

And this. Merry Christmas, Veeky Forums.

I'm alone and desu I thought there would be a giveaway or at least I could catch one

>So I asked her why the fuck we don't get rid of Ireland instead.

Cos in Russia we don't celebrate this shit catolic 25.12 "Christmas"
We have our own glorious 7.1 Christmas, which nakes perfect sense, cos your Christ is born at 1 year BEFORE CHRIST