Now as I'm sure you well know, the Germans in WW2 were known for two main things. Vegetarianism and love of exercise.
In fact they loved it so much, that they all went on a massive year long goose-stepping marathon around Europe. Unfortunately the French mistook their caravans for tanks and wouldn't allow them to use any of their campsites.
This made the Germans very upset, but then their holiday planner, Adolf Hitler, found a new place full of untamed wilderness where they could camp in peace, Russia.
The Germans were so excited, that they all rushed there in their millions into the hospitable, sunny wilderness of Russia.
Unfortunately the Germans soon found out that there was only a few places to buy their groceries from. One of these was Stalingrad.
Now Stalingrad was only a small resort town, so the Russians had to ship in millions of interns in order to fill all of the orders of Sausage and Sour kraut.
Whilst this was going on, the Germans set up a super cool club house where they could launch midnight snack raids on the Russian shops.
The Russians were very annoyed at this most rude behaviour, so they sent in a team of interns and an assistant manager to deal with these unruly tourists.
After chasing off these most rude ruffians, the assistant manager discovered that this was a most groovy club house. So groovy in fact, that he decided to make it his clubhouse and invited all his friends.
The Germans were very upset about losing their club house, mainly because Gunther and Dietrich left their beer-brewing kit in the basement.
Although they used all the mean tricks at their disposable, even trying to knock over the house with their campervans, they couldn't get their homebrew kit back.
Eventually, the Russians ran out of sausage and sour kraut so the Germans decided to go back home.
And thus ends the greatest camping holiday in German history.
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