>You would all be standing in line at attention in a dark metallic corridor. It would seem you are on a ship >You don’t know how you got here, all you know is that you were born to kill >You had recently woken up from cryogenic stasis, it is apparent your ship was taking a trip right across the galaxy >Your destination, the depths of the Eye of Terror
“Listen up you piled up sacks of mutilated shit! You are going to be soon entering the Eye of god damn motherfucking terror! You will not like it! Your balls will stink of Daemonshit and rotten god damn apple cores! You will be so up to your fuckin’ knees in Daemon blood that you will eventually have to resort to drinking the damn shit!”
>The Commissar would walk to the end of the line, and eventually out of the room, to leave you all to your own devices
>This is a freeform roleplay. For combat it’s D20s, and for everything else it’s D100s. This thread isn’t a damn quest so Veeky Forums mods don’t move us to /qst/.
Luis Harris
>The 40,000 year old guardsman would groan as the commissar left Dammit, I'm hungry. I wonder what they serve on this metal load of shit.
Daniel Bennett
Eh, why. We're all just gunna fuckin die. Can we not?
Joshua Watson
Hey fuck off. We're gonna fight, and we're gonna win!
Asher Adams
No. We're all gonna get raped by daemonettes. Hmmmm. Actually maybe this isn't so bad after all!
Luis Torres
Rolled 10 (1d20)
Hey fuck you for having a negative attitude! >I'd attempt to sock the man in the mouth
Anthony Green
Rolled 3 (1d100)
I refuse to exist in this current time frame *rolling to not exist*
Austin Stewart
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>I'd return by punching the man in the fucking jaw!
Chase Brooks
*the man would live up to his name, and swiftly become a corpse* >ded
Zachary Roberts
Shit... >I'd pick up the man's corpse, frantically stuffing it in a locker in some random corner of the ship
Jaxson Gonzalez
Holy shit you killed Simon! That guy owed me 60 thrones you fucker!
Eli Jenkins
What are you gonna do about it James?
Sebastian Roberts
Rolled 16 (1d20)
I am going to complain quite loudly To your face By which I mean your skull With my gun Now
Wyatt Cruz
You boys best settle down, else this'll be a long warp trip.
Blake Ramirez
I fucked your mom last sanguinala don't tell me what to do. I'm basically your dad now.
John Gonzalez
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>My cheek would rip into a pool of blood as the bullet lodged through it Why you little! >I'd aim my plasma gun at the man's balls >I'd take the shot
Joshua Taylor
My (Can't remember the name) kicks in and I fall unconciouss standing.
Levi Miller
>his eye twitches a little Now don't let's be petty, Private McCarthy. There's plenty of room in the airlock for troublemakers.
Jaxon Davis
You always were a shut shot weren't you? Tell ya what, I will stop royally fucking you over if you promise to cover the debt. How's that sound?
Nicholas Russell
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>I'd attempt to fire another shot into the man's precious testicles
Matthew Allen
You do not have a helmet. Did someone steal yours too?
Ryan Gray
>he slaps the man round the back of the head Leave the poor bastard's bollocks alone, Emperor knows he might even need them some day.
Gabriel Smith
Rolled 13 (1d20)
*skimming my inner thigh I shout out in pain* Allright now you are asking for it! I gave you a way out, now we do this the hard way! *roll for bayonet charge*
Julian Sanchez
Suuure. >I'd holster my plasma pistol, before a red-light would go off >"ALL MEN AT BATTLE STATIONS. IMPERIAL SHIP ON STANDBY. REPEAT. IMPERIAL SHIP ON STANDBY. PREPARE TO BOARD >The scene would be like the first scene from Star wars, where the imperial cruiser would gulp the rebel ship
Ryder Young
Get the fuck off o me, moron. We're being boarded by those imperial fucks.
Camden Foster
Fuck guess I have to do that now. Allright which way were the boarding tubes?
Mason Diaz
...
Gabriel Sullivan
>what is /qst/?
Bentley Flores
>The Imperials would blast into our ship, guardsmen coming through the blast doors >A lord commissar would walk through the door they blasted through, his body like an ominous shadow in the smoke >He'd mutter to the crew of the Renegade ship as we were blasted back "Well well, we have been on your take for a looooong time. Multiple counts of robbery, privateering, engaging on civilian ships. It looks like all of you are sentenced to capital punishment. >The Guardmen would rush towards the renegade regiment now, taking you all prisoner >After a long while, you'd find yourselves waking up in an iron cage at the bowels of the Imperial cruiser.
Nathan Wilson
>what is a quest? >sure isn't this
Landon Young
I still have my slanneshi supplements! They forgot ta check my arsehole! What about you guys.
Alexander Lee
I shoved a whole lockpick kit up my ass. Retards never noticed
Gavin Johnson
>he groans McCarthy, if you say one more Throne-damned word I'm gonna rip out one of these bars and beat you to death with it. Now, how the fuck are we gonna get out of here?
Julian Thomas
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>I'd attempt to lockpick the cage without being noticed by the guards
Jayden Gutierrez
See if you can get a finger up nickys ass. He says he has lockpicks. Or you could just slice the bars in Thani with your visible edginess. Your choice.
Adrian Hall
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>I'd say this in a whisper Lads, subdue the guards! >I'd pounce silently on one of the guards, in an attempt to knock him out
Angel Scott
>the man goes down with a crash and a yell Like a panther!
Lucas Jackson
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>the guard notices and attempts to go into melee combat >I'd strike the man with a paralyzing blow to the neck
Jayden Ward
Rolled 12 (1d20)
*roll to pounce on the guards*
Isaiah Robinson
>I'd break my hand in the process fuck
Hunter Martin
Rolled 12 (1d20)
'Scuse me, lemme just... >he punches the guard in the face
Jaxson Turner
>My broken hand would suddenly start healing instantly, because perpetual and all At least I tried
Logan Turner
>he drags the guard back into the cell and shuts the door Alright sarge, lead the way.
Isaiah Howard
>I'd loot the guardsmen , wearing their armour and using their lasguns Blend in lads
Hunter Rivera
I swear he wasn't a Sargent a few seconds ago. I'm pretty sure he was never a Sargent.
Ayden Wilson
Shut the fuck up and blend in before I shove a frag grenade up your rectum
Kayden White
He is now the man with the lasgun, you wanna argue with him about who's the sergeant or not?
Alright, you wanna pull the ol' 'transporting prisoners' trick on them?
Nathaniel Hill
Sounds like a god damn plan Private
Lincoln Scott
I have a better plan. What we do is say that they are the prisoners that we are transporting. And then we lock them up.
Juan Rodriguez
I'm the one with the Lasgun, you listen to me. Now blend in and act like a prisoner, we are heading to the armoury.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Shit, this mean I gotta keep the shackles on? My poor wrists.
Damnit McCarthy, I told you to lay off the amasec before boarding ops!
Xavier Roberts
I can't act like a prisoner sarge, I already am one you see. I'm a slave to my own desires. My own crippling atheistic retrospection on life. It traps me. Traps me in cycles of repeating loops.
Brayden Murphy
Rolled 17 (1d20)
It's exactly what you have to do, now lets move it >The unit would move down the corridor and towards the armoury. On the way they there they are stopped by another guard "Hey you aren't supposed to move from your post, what are you doing with these guys?" I uh... well you see.. uh I am transporting these uh... prisoners to uh... >I'd smash the butt of my lasgun into the man's neck
Leo Hernandez
>he'd smirk Brilliant diplomacy as always, sarge.
Oliver Flores
You've got to be joking. People are literally *verbing.* If there's a lower form of autism or roleplay, I don't know what it is.
Carter King
Quick, private, take his gear. You're gonna need it.
Jack Ward
You're a prisoner either way, chump
Dominic Ward
Fair enough can I have a gun?
Christian Ramirez
Fuck sort of name tag is that?
Logan Nguyen
It's the drugs man
Andrew Green
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>I'd power slap the man Snap the fuck out of it
Caleb White
>he grabs his gun and plonks his helmet on Yeah, this'll do. Alright, no sense stopping here of all places.
Nathan Hill
Yheah so about the gun
Aaron Lee
Let's move out >We' move to the armoury, where there would surprisingly be nobody there >In there would be a multitude of weapons. Grav-guns, plasma guns, and other things Sweet.
Carter Edwards
I shotgun the auto pistol
Lucas Robinson
>I'd put myself in heavy armour, and I'd grab myself a Grav-gun and a plasma pistol Let's move out to our ship. We're gonna have to make an emergency exit
Lincoln King
>he sticks a variety of pistols into his belt These should see me until we get outta this shithole or die.