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Scorpion kemonomimi where?

E-tier Monstergirl. Breaks the cardinal rule of good Monstergirls: Animal parts should add to the sex, never take away from it. This is also what makes Mermaid one of the worst girls.

>having this shit taste in monstergirls
Scorpiongirls are objectively the best monstergirls.

There's a /d/ CYOA that does them and more from memory. although I think in that one they might have been Futa... can't remember, wasn't my thing.

Cat=Goat>Dog=Cow>Rabbit>Hitler>Horse

Your taste makes you worse than Hitler.

Sorry, but if they're even slightly related to their base animal character-wise, horse would be unbearable.

Horse and cow are fucking prime real estate but goat's got that style and attitude that puts the sugar in my coffee, you know what I mean?

Goat>Cat>Rabbit>Dog>>>>Horse>>>Cow

prove me wrong

I'd say Cow>Horse, but it's a good list, user.

I get it, those are penis sizes.

>Rabbit genuinely finds gym fun, more a training partner, than instructor.
>Cat might seem like smug asshole at first, but she genuinely wants you to improve.
>Goat is here for the cute boys, but smart enough to not get fired.
>Dog is boot-camp style trainer. Good at seeing when it's enough, but her definition of "enough" may vary.
>Horse is a professional athlete. Unrelated to it, she's also dumber than floorboards at the gym.
>Cow is soft and encouraging, but too mellow for serious training.

That's the brilliance.

Imagine her, still ashamed of being such a terrible species, carefully working out at the gym.
Sweating like hell as she tries to forget she's a horse, trying to give herself something to focus on...

Give me height measurements and we'll talk

>only real solution to this problem
>OP still hasn't followed it

Rabbit and Cat are the Nutritionist for the gym and you either work with one or both given your dietary needs. Rabbit specializes in Vegan and Vegetarian diets while Cat generally perfers Keto but knows how to prepare various diets. Rabbit wants to open her own resturant one day and even though Cat will tease you she will leave you cute lunch boxes!

Goat, Dog, and Cow are the trainers. Goat was a former olympic gymnist who's trying to break into the fashion model scene and has no problem teasing people with her feminine wiles to push them along but is secretly insecure with herself. Dog is a former Marine and will death glare you into submission but is otherwise the most enthusiastic of supporters and will cheerlead you along when you are performing well. Cow is your lifting coach and will remark on how nice the view of her rack is because it means you don't have a several hundred pound bar smashing your face but as soon as you show you are upper your numbers she remarks how you're almost good enough as the boys back home.

Horse is the owner of the gym and is surprisingly taciturn and yet able to keep the others in line. Will occaionally make funny faces at you.

Is the K a typo or?

Just fuck already, scorpions!

What makes you think that's not what they're already doing?

They're penis lengths, user. The K is because that's for dog, and their cocks have knots. The amendment that cat should have B is because they have barbed dicks.

Well they're holding hands but I think the lights are on.

Those are some weird looking lobsters

goat>dog
rabbit>cat
cow>horse

goat>rabbit=cow

I'm just going to list speed ratings because I'm tired as fuck.

Horse can move the fastest in a single turn, but isn't good at extended running or combat speed, so she's slower than Dog.

Rabbit is faster than Cat is faster than Goat. Dog is as fast as Goat, but Goat has a charge.

Dog is faster than Cow.

so we have a speed statting

what about STR, DEX, or CON?

The only thing that really triggers me about this picture is the Cow's horns.
Cow's have really aesthetically interesting horns with a very unique and iconic appearance, but this fucker just gave her weird dumb, ugly, generic fantasy horns that I don't think I've seen on any actual real animal before.

For what purpose?

Welp, I discovered that scorpion face-pincers are the best way to kill my boner, surpassing the previous record held by thinking about my grandma's funeral.

Horses are lewd as fuck user. Dumb, but lewd

So uh
Is there more of this?

I wanna build an flist profile

>iqdb it
>it's ryo, so the answer is probably no, and I gotta wade through futa to find out

goddamnit

Goat > Dog > Cat > Cow > Horse > Rabbit

More they're malicious and prone to breaking your spine or biting off pieces of your head

some equines aren't so bad. my best friend to the age of 12 was a pony, he'd play with me in my sand-box.

WTF???

Wild horses are some of the cuntiest mammals there are, even to each other.

Properly domesticated and trained ones are mostly ok though.

>and trained
not this one, it was just raised around humans. more a giant grazing dog than a horse. since his death I have filled that hole in my soul with mastiffs with not much difference in level of mess.

I don't know man, they kinda turn me on.

Quality observation and the only appraisal I care for in the thread.
Party on.

One would think Rat, Snake, Monkey, Chicken, Pig, and Dragon would be out there somewhere...

All use the Monster-person origin, and probably some sports related background.

>Rabbit & Cat
Buddies | Striker with mobile feat
>Goat
Necromancer | Controller
>Dog
Martial Artist | Defender
>Horse
Warlord | Leader
>Cow
Grenadier | Blaster

>Goat

So what you're saying is that the horse in OP will be a real bitch until you put a bridle on her, shoe her hooves so she can't get rid of them (and put rings on her fingers, not to leave them out) and train her until she's obedient and broken in?

Because that's lewd user, you're lewd.

Dick: My

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funerals turn me on too

This is now a happy cow thread.

IIRC scorpions mate by the male dumping the genetic material on the ground, then the famel standing over it and impregnating herself with it.

So... they already are, I'm guessing.

I mean a scorpion kemonomimi gently pulling you in for a more deeper and intimate kiss with them is kinda hot.

user plz, I'm going to go off eating beef if you keep posting such happy cows.

>ywn tease your scorp waifu as her pincers are not big or strong enough to pull you while playing around with her sensitive tail

...

>your scorpfu will never attempt to get back at you for teasing by attempting to take the lead and being aggressive during sex
>ywn turn the tables around and she slowly gives in and lets you take control
>ywn cuddle, hold hands and kiss after sex with your scorpfu

>>/d/

don't be ridiculous mate, scorpions are like the paladins of animals and thus a scorpion kemonomimi would be incredibly pure

I'm sorry, you seem to have pointed somebody who didn't post a pornographic image to /d/. Well, I'm sorry to say that /d/ no longer accepts text based threads or discussion. Don't worry, it's a simple mistake, who would have thought the alternative hentai board for people with "out-there" fetishes and kinks would be a place where people could discuss or stretch their imagination to explore those kinks in fiction regardless of their artistic talent?

I was ready for only one meme arrow at a time, user

Happy cows taste better.

This, I'd go with either cat or rabbit. Though with a heavy lean towards cat because I don't like muscular girls all that much.

Seems like a lot of things on Veeky Forums just end up in the trash

Cow > Dog > Horse > Goat > Cat = Rabbit

>Dog
>That thicc and heavy
>Not cardio-focused as fuck

dropped

depends on the dog

Happy cow is a well-fed cow.

I was ready for a scorpfu.
But they will never come.
>implying muscular = thicc
please don't

Goat, you plebs!

>her as your personal trainer

shes a dog, you train her

This is surprisingly very adorable

Too late, a friend of mine already has.

So you want to have her sitting down in front of you, collar with her name on, waiting patiently for you to give her the bone she's drooling for?

Yes, while giving her affectionate head pats.

And don't forget about telling her to roll over so you can give her belly rubs.

Only if she promises to stay off the couch at night.

>belly rubs
O-oh my...

Why is the dog bigger than the goat?

Dogs can get pretty big.

Oh, you're cruel.

Everyone knows you should let your dog sleep at your feet, so they can keep you warm and foster an emotional connection.

I feel bad about it, but I need to sleep so I can get up for work, and... she snores.

There's something wrong with the world.

Ah, fair point. Of course then you have to deal with them waiting by the door, sometimes scratching to be let in.

The cat does enough scratching at the door come morning. She's always after another bowl of food, that one.

you just figured this out now?

Oh yeah, cats can be awful, when they're not begging for you to give them cream, they're sticking their ass right next to your face, or spending all day licking themselves.

genetically engineered catgirls can't come soon enough

...

Please tell me that's just the puffiest vulva in the world.

There was a Scorpion Girl Quest back when quests were still allowed.

It can be whatever you want it to be user.

Either way you need to be prepared to discipline the cat. They often get needy or aggressive when they go into heat.

Or maybe you need to take preventative measures. While spaying is obviously off the table, maybe getting a belt or cage to help restrain their urges

Literally just Commoners, level anywhere from 1-4, of some kind of homebrewed beastfolk race(s) with good physical stats

Most domestic breeds of goat can get pretty small, especially Boer and similar breeds.

Likewise, even for the big trophy goats, the females are almost always significantly smaller

>but gonna have to go Cow because Horses as animals are the fucking worst.
Finally, someone else who recognizes that equines are faggots and bovines are bros.