/cyoag/ - CYOA General, "This is The End," My Ass Edition

NO I AM NOT GOING TO BED

NEVER GONNA SLEEP AGAIN

I'm on an overnight shift tonight at work anyway, so I'm going to spend the night waiting up for late check ins and drunk people ringing the doorbell, so Goblin is pretty much perfect.

It also helps that my regular sleep schedule is pretty much "pass out at dawn" anyway.

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Automation all the way. Robots are cool. Not sleeping is also cool-ish, if it's controlled.

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Can someone post that recently made one where you are the newly awoken space emperor? It was similar to Zodiac Brides and had a very "fall of the Roman Empire" type setting.

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>small god -15

>curvy +2
>beautiful face +6
>short +2
>d-cup +2
>bubble +4
>adaptive +6
>adult (24) 0
>golden blonde +2
>sapphire blue eyes +2
>pale skin +2
>feminine voice 0

>additional breasts (x2 c-cups) +3
>aesthetic mutation (elf ears) +1
>infertility (don't need overthrow of the lunar tyrant now) 0
>tools-make-the-craftsman understanding +1
>youthful mountains reinforcement -1
>laughing at the wind bears -2
>man-pelt amendment (only normal hair for head, eyebrows, lashes; everywhere else super fine/light so not noticeable) +1
>seven gates yielding -1
>icon-eye inscription (cat eyes) -1
>ardor-glance indication (violet) +1
>rapid pregnancy -3
>endless lactation effect +1
>eternal virgin purification +1
>biomotonic cleansing -3
>cleanliness near godliness -3
>vitriol-gut digestion -3

>lifelong servitude +14
>tentacle monster +15
>insect queen (+ovipositor) +25
>archetypical combination (tentacle monster and insect queen combined) +5
>archetypical master (tentacle monster/insect queen combo is my real master) +15
>health and hygiene (body care package x2, make-up package x2, healthcare package, maid) -19
>mortal-taming collar (+mortal-taming leash) +6
>breeder +10
>restricted raiment (+jewelry) +8
>essence refinement (x3, first is free) -24
>time denying kata -10
>longevity (3) -30
>immortality -20

+135-135=0

So the being that summoned me is a Small God. Insect Queen says it can include "minor behemoths, strange gods, or bizarre demons", so I figure taking Small God with Insect Queen and Tentacle Monster, with Archetypical Combination can make some kind of minor eldritch God. So this eldritch God has Ovipositor and needs a living incubator to keep eggs in. Form Sculpting made me perfect for that with Seven Gates Yielding, Rapid Pregnancy, Additional Breasts, and Endless Lactation Effect. I'm infertile (because pregnancy=ew), but Rapid Pregnancy doesn't say that it requires fertility. So I figure it can mean that I can incubate eggs so they're ready to hatch faster, making me perfect specimen for this job. I wish Easy Pregnancy didn't require fertility, otherwise I'd pick that so holding eggs wouldn't be uncomfortable.

Pretty much every other choice is related to my comfort. The eldritch God cares a lot for the well being of its eggs, so it makes sure that I live life of supreme comfort and luxury. Just lounging around draped in jewels with a maid to clean up after me could get boring after awhile. But Immortality just so happened to require Essence Refinement x3, so I have a strong ability to learn magic. I didn't take any extra choices to boost magic, so I'd have to learn slowly with lots of studying. Thankfully I have lots of free time to do it and the eldritch God shouldn't mind as long as I don't exert myself to much.

Eldritch Gods probably live very long times, so I might have this job for thousands of years. When something does eventually happen to it, I will have learned lots of magic and can explore the multiverse as a powerful sexy sorceress.

My outfit is like a cross between the Cleopatra and Slave Leia ones, so like sexy-skimpy and all made from gold and jewels. This is to show how valuable I am as an incubator for baby demi-Gods. And I have to have the Collar and Leash because I'm owned. As for my appearance, I'm a very attractive busty blonde.

>text wip is over 100 kbs long
>still 1.5 sections to go

I believe someone a thread or two ago wanted a shitty Pop-Tart Waifu CYOA? It's got Husbandos and Friendos, too.

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I am reminded of another CYOA: Whatever happened to EroticDescentGuy anyhow?

Currently going by Enriched Dairy Gatherer 'cause his current CYOA is human livestock themed.

I'm gonna be the best slut

I think I'm getting burned out by these threads user. How can we make them less cancerous in the future? I'm going to try to respond less to bait and start less pointless arguments of my own and focus on builds and making OC.

The WIP I mentioned:

Perhaps the only cure for what ails /cyoag/

We should all endeavor to emulate this wise user.

No pope tart?

I don't want to get excommunicated, user.

Ew.

Cherry is the only flavor I can stand. Everyone likes strawberry, but it tastes the worst to me.

I also saw somebody claiming to be working on Lewd Dune in the /trash/ thread too. To my recollection, Erotic Descent Guy said that he would build that before his hiatus. It could be him, or It could be somebody tired on waiting for him.

Hmm... If you're Angelanon, I think that the stock show thing might be up your alley. At least, Angel's made a lot of builds where she pumps out eggs, and that seems to be one path the player could go down in the Stock Show one...

Well *I* believe in you user.

Hot Fudge Sundae was the only Pop-Tart flavor I could ever tolerate.
No 'fruit flavored' Pop-Tart actually tastes like the fruit its trying to mimic.

Card: "Conqueror"

Tier 1 Life Options: Mercantile, Happiness, Entertainment

Tier 2 Life Options: Mercantile, Engineering, Community

Tier 3 Life Options: Mercantile

100 Imperial Magus
50 Empire's Hand
60 Cast Out
1 Grand Dragon

Seals: Unbound Train, Possessed Phone

Minor Lordship Powers: Silver Tongue, Rabbit's Foot, Lnd Sense, Watchful Eye

War-Master 1: The Legend

War-Master 2: Zanzabar, Bound Scourge

War-Master 3: Sir Simon the Rightous

Diplomat: Bartholomew Esq.

Bodyguard: Damien

Spymaster: T'lak The Wanderer

Specialist (Master of Coin): Christoph III

Wife: Nali & Fiyu Tilsane

>The "Folk WIthout Rails," as they have come to be known, travel in their magic train, from city to city, sparking economic exchange and grand festivals. So widespread is their trade that promissory notes from their unified bank are considered as good as currency in any principality. When speaking to one them, caution is considered paramount, because one never knows when they are speaking to a mighty witch, a deadly assassin, or even a divine being; they certainly are a diverse lot. Though it is said their great chief drew the card of conquest upon his asscent, he did not have the stomach for war and determined to "find another means of conquest," and while the military forces he COULD muster are indeed great, he has rarely needed to. When the Folk Without Rails come to town, it is best to let them in, let your people enjoy the festivals, enjoy the inevitable economic upturn, and let them be on their way... interfering with the affairs of Gypsies is a poor idea in any world.

That's exactly what you have to do if you want the cancer to die.
There's no chemo for these threads, the only way to destroy the tumors is to starve them of what they feed on: attention.

>artificial fruit flavors don't taste like real fruit
Wow.

Is your name Angela?

>Unfrosted Strwberry
>Hot Fudge Sundae
>Brown Sugar Cinnamon

Sweet, I get a toaster bro and some bitches to go on an arson-tastic pop-tart fueled rampage.

The kitsune for sure. Tea, fluffy tails, and being sweet? Yes to all of that.

Think I'll pick the goat girl, she's got the biggest tits.

We can only hope that other anons do the same.

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CYOAs, CYOAs, I love 'em, I need 'em
my dick jumps for joy when I do 'em
big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
they're so delectable, especially the small ones.
no time to read 'em completely
my dick's throbbing', I got a need to fill
I don't read 'em, the waifus only thing I care
I just grab myself a waifu and I do 'em

Ayyy, one of my favorite one pagers

>Drawbacks
Late Bloomer (21)

>Physical
Muscle Mass (20)
Regeneration (18)
Stamina (17)
Immunity (15)
Grace (14)
Down Under (13)

>Mental
RPG (11)
Google Glasses (9)

>Paranormal
Shadow (8)
Charm (7)
Pheromones (5)
Suggestions (2)
Sex Factor (0)

I'd definitely Regeneration and Immunity to active first, just so I don't die in a freak accident before reaching full power. RPG and Suggestions would be the next ones I want, as both will take a little figuring out and are the most powerful. All in all, it will take a year and a month for me to have all my powers and I'm cool with that.

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I'm so close to getting the reference but it's just out of reach...

youtube.com/watch?v=_hZ5GDYPqjk

The guy that wrote these should do more. People don't all pick the same character(s)

I'm still kind of floored by the fact that I can't actually decide because they're all so appealing in different ways...
Even God Tier CYOAs have waifus I'm just personally not fond of, but... I want every one of these girls...
I'm still trying to choose to this day...
I don't know if I'll ever be able to decide with confidence...

>I'm a very attractive busty blonde

'sup bae you want some fuck

I want the succubus sex, kitsune tails, android bantz and goblin games. At least I can safely eliminate the goblin for being a goblin though.

Exactly, it's a masterpiece!

>eliminate the goblin for being a goblin though
This kind of racist bullshit is exactly why we're all going to burn...

>Burn
>Not end up in some sex dungeon

>draw an elf
>call it a goblin

I'd tap his ass and call him my slave

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>Deviantart.

Further proof that all goblins should die.

Danganronpa CYOA when

When finishes his lesbian author CYOA

It's not an author cyoa specifically, user. Also that's not me.

But what's the fourth primal flavor?

Apple Currant, the fourth of the original pop tart flavors. It's on the right.

>post a picture you got from Safebooru
>didn't erase the artist's signature
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEVIANTART"
You realize this is why no one likes us, right?
Have an actual CYOA for the cyoa thread and keep your whining to yourself.

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>Pillar
Vedic
>Prestige
The Aurarian Order
>Pupil
Leuvia Laur

The way I figure it, if I'm gonna a mage, I might as well be the best damn mage possible, so I'm gonna choose the most difficult yet power pillar of magic and the prestige that will help me improve in my magic, as well as a pupil who can work just as hard as I will.

>tfw don't know who half these namefags or authors are
Can we go back to being user?

>fighting game villains
>Smash characters

Spicy.

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OC

I just want to be loved.

5? Hmm, that's tough

I think I'll go with my waifu first,
then my second choice will be my waifu again.
Third one is tough, but I think I'll take a risk and go with my waifu.
Now, we'll switch it up a little bit. Our choices so far have seemed pretty similar, so we'll go with my waifu for some variety.
The last one, we saved the best for last. What's a coya without waifus? So I gotta go with my waifu for my last choice. Couldn't live with myself otherwise.

you live

Yeah I'm not dead yet.

Question: Musica Artis mentions 2.460 kilograms (i.e. 2 kg 460 g because decimal point), whereas Musica Inanis mentions 2,460 kilograms (i.e. 2t 460 kg because thousands separator). Is this intended, or a typo in one (or both) of the cases?

No matter how many times I see this one, I always choose the android and then dread the health side effects of not sleeping. Plus sleeping is fun. Can we sleep if we want to?

If it's magic covfefe and you actually need less sleep, then you can be more productive and have more hours in the day, which seems pretty gud.

But even if it's not magical covfefe, I'll watch ghost in the shell and robotech with Ms Automaton.

I love you user. and I'm not just saying that. Every person on the planet, regardless of circumstance, we should have love for them.

Looks intended to me. Artis is for making objects, so you can create any small object up to about 5lbs (that's where the 2.46 is coming from, conversion pounds to kilograms). Inanis teleports existing objects, most likly yourself and whatever you want to take with you. 5lbs would be useless at that.

It's a typo, It's meant to be a separator in both cases.

Does the pizza also nourish any companions you might pick?

I like this one

>Playboy, School Spirit, Sentry and Orphan.

I shall obtain a mother for my ghost child if it's the lat thing I do!

I have 17 entries for authors as companions in CYO/u/. Unless there are any other significant authors out there who want in that haven't already done business with me, I'm going to begin to just fill in the remaining empty space with girls that fill any missing niches, and then begin work on the CYOA proper in Affinity Designer.

I started running out of memory last time when making my last big CYOA, so this one's probably going to run at about 1200x8000 instead of 1200x10000, just as fair warning.

So, what do you think about Kancolle cyoa?
Why is this summer so hot

Can't wait!

That sounds fairly gay.

Someone was doing one, but you can do your own interpretation

I'm asking about that one, yes.

Is that a Hershey's Kiss to the right of Pizza Pizza's text?

>Artis
>Probabilitas
>Interitus

How the fuck does probabilitas work though? Do you sing the song before taking the action, during or after?

During, but it doesn't have to be your action you're modifying.

You are the first person I've seen to pick playboy.

>Musica Artis
Because creating stuff out of nothing sounds pretty handy.
>Musica Corporis (both)
Healing is nice, and shapeshifting is basically a must.

Yeah, that's what confuses me. It seems really impractical to start singing in the middle of town, school, work, etc. What confuses me too is that the text implies we're modifying the outcome instead of the actual action. How many outcomes are there realistically to any situation anyway? Not many, unless you're into quantum shenanigans. What could you even do with it? It's basically trying to win the lottery not by jotting down the correct numbers by luck but by warping the lottery results into what you wrote, except it is only limited to likely outcomes so I don't even think that's possible.

I think I'm too stupid for this song. What practical use did you have in mind for it?

Well, the ideas I had for it first of all would definitely be awkward to burst out in song to use them, but things like getting dice to land on the number you want, or changing the likelihood that something shot or thrown misses it's mark.

>If it's magic covfefe and you actually need less sleep, then you can be more productive and have more hours in the day, which seems pretty gud.
>But even if it's not magical covfefe, I'll watch ghost in the shell and robotech with Ms Automaton.

I wrote the pastebin that became this. It's magic. She's the "I legitimately don't like being tired, even if other people think it's comfy, and would like to avoid it" option.

You Anons are fucking awesome! I'm really happy you enjoy it. You have to give credit to the guy who did the images though. He edited a few of the girls significantly from what I originally wrote and they're way better off for it.

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