Warhammer Fantasy General - /wfg/

Dwarfs do it too.

It's to trick greenskins, in their case.

Sartosa is technically part of Tilea, but practically speaking its own little "kingdom." It's dominated by rich pirate families and a pretty lawless place. There's a lot of info on it in the Warhammer Companion, for WFRP 2e.

No.

is Warhammer Quest vidya worth buying?

First for "Alluminas calls!"

Fuck me. The most interesting and mysterious yet most powerful God of Law is also the most underused.

can the bitch not do her own lipstick or what?

Forgot pic.

Not if she bit on it and its made of flesh.

who?

has anybody played Zweihander? I've been told it's a new 2e but I don't know much about it.

Law God of Light. More or less the counterpart of Tzeentch.

Ok so, i'm searching for a scan of 6th ed High Elves Army Book?

Soeone here cares to help out? I can't find anything on google

Its alright, I've sunk 14 or so hours into it and it has been fun enough, I just hate when games have level scaling.

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Daily reminder that Malekith is the rightful king of the elves.
Carry on citizens.

>stinkin' pointy ear gits

Just noticed how silly her hair is. It must weight a ton.

Why are you greentexting about your own post?

I felt bad for her, for a second.. She reaches out to him, when he pushes her away.

Its magic.

Literally, like her false youth and beauty.

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GW never really moved past the 1980's aesthetics-wise.

I liked how the game kind of caught those details. The blackened hands with long, pointed nails. The age spots on her back. Even her elbow looks kind of odd. And yet she's able to hide this in a sense, because she knows how beautiful she is and how to move her body to still look alluring.

He isn't.

If a male elf can trace his line back father to son all the way back to Morellion then HE's rightful king.

This is one of the things that fucking bothered me with the end times. Malekith isn't even Anaerions firstborn son.

Morelion relinquished his claim though.

Why should they?

Go big hair or Go home.

I thought he just didn't do anything about it and dicked around in Avelorn instead?

what's the normal size of Mordheim board for 2-3 players?

Did he dick his sister Yvraine?

I seriously want this

I think it is outright stated that he didn't want to be king, therefore the claim passed on to Malekith.
If he hadn't sired a son by then, the claim automatically passes to his brother. Otherwise his son would have to relinquish the claim too, but since no one mentions his son, I don't think he had one at the time.

Not that's ever been noted down.

I always thought this would be an interesting reason for Malekith to get burned, Asuryan may not give a fuck whether Morellion wants the throne or not, he's still the heir.

Then the more recent PK's would have been burned too.

If Tyrion thought he had a claim he'd probably tried the flames himself after he learned Finubar died instead of taking the Sword of Khaine.

It's a bit of a wierd one.

If I remember rightly Tyrion too up the sword because he fucking hated everyone and was upset his daughter died. Fuck the ET though.

Old canon Morathi is one of the most evil bitches there is, and manipulated her son from day one. She has no warm feelings for him.

Post-retcon Morathi is borderline senile and vacillates between wanting to be useful to her son to fucking him into the ground mistaking him for his dead father.

Shouldn't be way too hard to kitbash. Start with one of the Men-at-Arms as a base, probably one of the ones with some metal armor on them, and start adding bits of your choice. Maybe an Empire helmet or dagger to help emphasize the scavenging nature on top of what other bits you can add on or greenstuff. Use an Empire halberdier to give you the basis of him holding a lance he's thrusting with.

Is it okay that I enjoy the idea of a middle ground? They have feelings for each other in an 'you're the only one I can trust, since I know you too well to backstab me and you need me' sort of way, but they're actively making use of each other and still plotting to betray each other. This allows them to be on the same side and work together, but to also work against each other without too much consequence - even if Morathi betrays Malekith and fails, he's forced to forgive her for all the secrets she knows and has yet to tell him. There is almost, almost something like an actual mother and son relationship, or even a loverlike one, but it's been buried under so many years of using each other for their own gain.

Whatever delivers the most most Slutty Elf G/Milf on Horrifically Charred Elf Warlord Son incest porn

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>Post-retcon Morathi is borderline senile and vacillates between wanting to be useful to her son to fucking him into the ground mistaking him for his dead father.

Can you not just make thing up, you total cunt? Morathi only began to lose her mind at the onset of the End Times when her goddess mantle started to mess with her mind. And she never mistook Malekith for his father. Get off the incest train, you degenerate bastard.

Prior to the End Times, Morathi was her evil self and helped forge her son into the bitter and hateful man-elf he is today.

>off the incest train, you degenerate bastard.
Where do you think we are?

This was a good thing.

>There is almost, almost something like an actual mother and son relationship

After Morathi was taken by Slaanes, Teclis said that Morathi probably never loved Malekith or his father. She just was attracted to the power of the Widowmaker and Khaine. Malekith commented that he doesn't believe that. That his mother mind was shrouded by madness at the end. He believed that she truly cared for him and his father.

>even a loverlike one

Oh piss off. The only confirmed physical contact he had with her is him punching her in the face.

Fuck you, Cult Of Slaanesh is the best Warhammer army.

Then Slayer Cult, then Lothern, then Savage Orcs.

Why are two of your favorite armies just naked muscly men?

It's hinted that Anaerion didn't love Morathi

To balance the other two being feminine.

Ying and yang, motherfucker.

I'm not saying I necessarily support the idea of them being lovers, but it's something that's been teased at if never outright stated, and probably later redacted or toned down. If you accept it on some level, it kind of makes sense - they're both using a variety of methods in order to control one another, even the relationship they have in of itself. Morathi could make use of her own feelings for Malekith as her son and the vengeance she craves to help continually motivate her, and the fact that Malekith knows that she desires vengeance as much as he does keeps her off of his radar as a threat while they share a common enmity. Malekith could take advantage of a lover-like relationship - even a false one - in order to get intimately close to Morathi, both to share secrets and to gauge how willing she is to allow him so close to her in such an intimate fashion - or Morathi could use it as a means of controlling Malekith's emotions since she knows how to calm him down, allowing him to best make use of the tools at his disposal, and therefore continue wielding the power that keeps her in a favored place as his mother. At some point it probably gets too meta, but who's to say two elves playing a thousands of years long game can't pull twists that we can barely fathom?

Imagine being Malekith in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Mother, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as Witch King and as a son." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his torture chamber. Like seriously imagine having to be Malekith and not only stand menacingly in that gateway while Mother flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks she got birthing you and dirty, leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that barefoot walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MORATHI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking hag face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of high elven maidens and slaves and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Nagarythe. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled ancient stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with blood sacrifices in the previous months. And then the trailer director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person on this pathetic little island before Alith Anar could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Malekith. You're not going to lose your future phoenix throne over this. Just bear it. Hide your face behind a mask and bear it.

I'd writefag about Morathi taking advantage of Malekith in a moment of weakness after receiving news of losing a major battle.

But I play Wood Elves and don't know enough about Dark Elves.

How would that even work? The motherfucker is fried.

Dunno. Pre-ET he fucked his mom, post-ET he fucked many females in every generation of Dark Elves basically.

So either way, his dick works.

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Is that a good way to supplement a Wood Elf army?
I have a box of horseback WE and ordinary core WE I impulse-purchased when they got squatted at AoS launch. I also have Naestra and Arahan, Drycha, and one box of Dryads plus that one Waywatcher who looks like Kerillian.

It looks like there's only one AoS model in that and it could just be a unit champion. I already have a fuckload of extra square bases.

You realize that classic Morathi was ALSO fucking Malekith, right?

With hate, anything is possible.

it's hard because its charcoal

Yes.
That's kind of integral to her Cult Of Slaanesh self.

What kind of high priestess of Slaanesh wouldn't fuck her son and kekold humans?

Points for effort I suppose.

that AoS model can is actually a good mini for a Branchwraith

so yeah, its fine if you like the treeman model. you normally can't go wrong with having a treeman, and dryads are okay

I'm not exceptionally fond of that treeman, but I honestly do like it more than the old one.

I haven't found a better proxy unfortunately.

well, you might want to consider Mierce treeman, since Mierce Miniatures became fond of throwing sales on big models

also, you can make a rather decent treeman out of a citadel wood tree

Is there any old lore on the Kurgans or Chaos in general that I can dredge up for this?

I don't remember where I read it, so don't quote me on it, but I think the Kurgan are a distant relative of the people of Kislev, and in the ancient past instead of worshiping Chaos worshiped a huge mammoth.

I've read the same.

I mean, Tome of Corruption, for one. You might check the wikis (I know, I know), and follow their sources back.

Is this a good place to talk about WFRPG? Hoping to run some second edition for people, are there any adventures/scenarios that stand out for being particularly good?

Eh, the Norse are enough as it.

While I adore the attention CA is giving them, having another non codex army that's composed of Northern barbarians would be a huge mistake. We need Kislev and the Southern Realms before that.

That's fair. I do figure that it's possible considering that the third game will have more eastern lands, and I made this mostly as an excuse to add more FW models.

Might make more for fun if people care enough. Wish there were more Kislev art out there.

can anyone give me a quick rundown Mordheim vs Frostheim? Basically pros and cons, not technical differences.

Yes, it is.

I really like 'A Brutal Finish' from Realms of Sorcery. It has fighting, sleuthing, a pyromaniac, and a wine festival.

Did WHFRP 3rd edition meaningfully contribute to the lore? I'm not concerned about the mechanics of the system, just any potential expansion of the fluff.

>10,000 years of screaming 'MOMMY, IT BURNS!!!!!'
So kingly.

To be fair, they could easily slap a Kurgan or Hung label on the Norse army as it is, as long as the army compositions, colors, and perhaps some other aesthetic elements were distinct. Modders could even help this along by giving the Kurgan and Hung Yeomen Archers, so you have mounted archers for a Mongolian/Turkish feel, or perhaps other units.

Though I do thin generally you're right, they don't deserve an entire army of their own, at least not as part of a big update. Mainly for the reason that GW really never focused on the Kurgan and Hung much - a lot of people aren't even exactly sure what they're like.

Straight

Outta

Nagarythe

Crazy motherfucker named Malekith.

A friend of mine uses a LOTR ent.

>Two of his favourite armies come from the Storm of Chaos.

Excellent taste, brother.

Tomes of Chaos, Tome of Corruption are your best bets for info on the Kurgans. Liber Chaotica will give you the best info you'll be able to find.

Nope.

I'm pretty sure 3E followed ET lore, or at least late 8th ed lore, so it was dead on arrival in that respect. I'm not sure.

He's grown on me (no pun intended), I think a generic walking tree wouldn't have done Warhammer justice.

Yeah it basically pretended the SoC didn't happen or was set before it (like 8E was before ET).

This is still a bit of lore that always leaves me scratching my head. Either make friends with the savages, or don't. You can't regularly attack them and expect them to always be awed instead of hateful or angry.

And I know that it's supposed to emphasize how dickish the Wood Elves can be, and the Bretonnians might see them as supernatural due to their mysterious nature and whatever. But you do not keep friends by fucking them over - Ariel's logic makes no sense. Orion is the smarter of the two for assuming that he'd have to Hunt somewhere else. And being a wargame, it's more than made clear that the Bretonnians can fight Wood Elves and regularly do so, so the idea of them being a so ill known to the point of being a force of nature to the Bretonnians is ill-founded. It'd be like if the Dwarves could somehow get away with raiding Imperial villages all the time.

Suppose someone were to want to use Ma'al Drakar in WFB.

What kind of stats would you give it?

BOSS, BOSS, 'OL ON A SEC, WHAT IF-HEAR ME OUT HERE-WHAT IF WE HAVE OUR FANATICS SWING SQUIGS?

Compare this to the steely, stout friendship of the dwarfs, earned with a single act of heroism and forever immortalized.

When the true king comes into his throne, these filthy woodland sprites will feel a steel-shod boot on their neck and know fear for the last seconds they have before their souls are sent screaming to whatever disgusting creature wants them.

...you wot?

By and large Wood Elves mean nothing to Dwarfs other than poor regugees and prospectors, or to Grey Dwarfs AKA poor refugees and prospectors.

Dark Elves only matter to Barak Varr other than Malekith who any Dwarf would be immortalized for killing.

High Elves only matter through the Empire, unless its Eltharion or Aliathra who are both alright as far as history is concerned.

do you guys got kings of war pdfs? or know where I could find them?

Wot? We'z too buzy lootin' an stuff! Dem 'umiez loot iz all pretty.. Maybe we kan melt 'em down an make it Orc'y, yea??

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