The Bitcoin market will CRASH on Christmas morning

>You should have taken profits two weeks ago
>You should have bought your family presents
>You should have donated to charity
>You should have used some of your wealth and time to help the poor, the hungry and the cold

If you hold Bitcoin tonight, you're NAUGHTY and GREEDY

>you're NAUGHTY and GREEDY
I'm okay with this.

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lol good luck getting it out of the exchange tonight asshole. so much traffic on these sites you need ada to do that dickhead. shut your mouth

>implying it won't moon as redditors discuss crypto with their families over christmas dinner

not cashing out until its a life changing amount,

get rich or die trying

But it's already christmas evening and ive doubled my crypto wealth in the past month

Jokes on you. It's Xmas morning here in haji land. Still no crash

> Implying redditor's boomer parents will even put $10 into crypto.

>implying they have a wallet or verified acc on exchanges already