The Bitcoin market will CRASH on Christmas morning

>You should have taken profits two weeks ago
>You should have bought your family presents
>You should have donated to charity
>You should have used some of your wealth and time to help the poor, the hungry and the cold

If you hold Bitcoin tonight, you're NAUGHTY and GREEDY

>you're NAUGHTY and GREEDY
I'm okay with this.

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lol good luck getting it out of the exchange tonight asshole. so much traffic on these sites you need ada to do that dickhead. shut your mouth

>implying it won't moon as redditors discuss crypto with their families over christmas dinner

not cashing out until its a life changing amount,

get rich or die trying

But it's already christmas evening and ive doubled my crypto wealth in the past month

Jokes on you. It's Xmas morning here in haji land. Still no crash

> Implying redditor's boomer parents will even put $10 into crypto.

>implying they have a wallet or verified acc on exchanges already

i sure hope so, i already cashed out and if the market doesn't collapse im gonna have a lot less coins than if i just stayed in

>implying I haven't already taken out my initial investment amount

>implying that if btc went to .01 USD tomorrow I would feel bad.

>implying I haven't already used profits to buy miners.

>implying it's actually possible to cash out

Are people still falling for this meme? Cashing out.. Lol ya sure buddy

this. wage slaving is worse than death

>HoldUntilYouWon'tNeedToCashOut.meme

Same already have 50k~ in Fiat absolutely useless a house alone is 400k no point cashing out

Joke's on you christmas already happened

It does often crash or broadly slope down between Christmas and New Year's though

I'm just talking shit, this is entirely possible

Doesn't apply to bitcoin. I'm holding XLM and consider this a real possibility, though

If it happens, it happens.