Post ending in 89 decides how I will start my next D&D 5ed campaign that I have absolutely nothing prepared for and am...

Post ending in 89 decides how I will start my next D&D 5ed campaign that I have absolutely nothing prepared for and am to mostly going to wing it. Also, it's in 2 hours.

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Send the players to the Temple of Goatse.

Opening scene is gangbang of Samus cosplayer.

players go to see the selection of the new totally not the pope.
when they reach totally not rome, they find out the entire city is missing, only a field of grass instead

"You're in the middle of an empty street in a small town, standing around the corpse of your latest target. Which of you killed him and how?"

Sunless Citadel

Mind flayers are attacking the town.

Second for opening scene is a samus cosplayer getting gangbanged

"You are all pregnant, even the male characters. Find and kill the evil lich that didn't call you in the morning like he promised to."

You find yourselves in a town preparing for the most dreaded season of the year: Dirty Orc Christmas

The evil monarch of your kingdom has just outlawed gay marriage.

I thought Veeky Forums was the board that got shit done and was super creative.

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

Children are going missing in your riverside town, coinciding with increased water pollution

But seriously, do the gangbang thing.

A magitech mech is bearing down on the party.

and I'm out.

Are you saying isn't creative?

A maneater was spotted heading for the town. It's like an anteater but 20 metres tall and uses it's tongue to scoop people out of their houses.
Hey, maybe I'll get a hit too.

How would that work? What are the stats for it?

Exalted has Warstriders.

There are also the Guymelefs in Escaflowne that look to have been statted for a few different systems.
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bump

but this is DnD 5e

dandwiki.com/wiki/MechMaster_(5e_Class)

interesting.