Chess anyone?

Pawn D4

Gayyyy!

Run a game of The Duke instead OP

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Interesting move, OP. Alright, I'll put down my card, face down, in defense position. I end my turn.

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I pull this out of my back pocket. GG

Barbarian d12, I win

*burns ur card*
Nothin personal kid

*grabs you by the trout*?!

Prepare your anus, ive got a stacked deck with all the spirit messages, and Exodia.

>GG
But that's not a knight.

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Nice try kid, but I've Mana-Weaved before sufficient shuffling to appropriately randomize my deck.

Fuck, didnt see that coming. Good one user

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>playing queen pawn without 2.c4
plebs

>GG
It costs 7 colorless mana you mong