So you're into crypto wow, that Veeky Forums is very popular you must make a lot of money

so you're into crypto wow, that Veeky Forums is very popular you must make a lot of money

Litterally no woman ever. More like "Thats nice dear"- mom.

you know you still can change this if you dress well and have a nice haircut, right?

Not really it went down 20% so I sold it all, then it went back up so I bought in again, this happened 11 times and now I'm broke, actually was hoping you could grab the cheque this time

Nah Im married and probably have more money than you in crypto and invested less. Woman don't care where the money comes from. You are most likely a virgin. I am also fitter, whitter and more handsome than you and a better father than you will ever be. Have fun thinking that crypto is going to solve any of your problems. If you guys were buying tulips Id be trading that shit. I dont give a fuck.

>yeah funny you mention it. I notice as income increases, so does my spending. Its made me a really toxic person thats constantly paranoid of getting jewed. heheh just kidding :)

oh too bad so does it means we're not going to see each other again

Congrats on this. Seriously

Congrats on this. Seriously

the absolute state