ITT we build a terrible but flavourful MTG deck

I'll start.

ill post one more to give us a healthy start

last one

None shall pass!

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Time for some good ol' crusades.

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Needs more walls

seconded

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What's a castle without a king?

Unfortunately, I think we need this card.

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You'll need a few more of these

What's the name of the card that's basically just this but from AVR?
Put that one in

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Yes, but if you want to be fitting, it needs to be the Plains cards that have castles in the art somewhere

A good castle needs a guard dog

Towers for your walls?

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The view is from the castle, user

Good combo with

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You need maybe just one more of these.

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>Not having multiple castles because you're that badass

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What is a king without a throne?

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What's a castle without a few gargoyles?

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Do we have any room for some Angels on the Ramparts?

This is the best thread ever.

If you have Castle or any other static +0/+x card out, this guy is INVINCIBLE

Move over channel fireball, real combo hour is now

>Nomad
>In a castle

Can't fool me

We need to splash a bit of red

Still dies to -X/-X or destruction/exile removal, along with any damage that can't be prevented. Not completely invincible, but fun regardless. Not sure how he fits in with the rest of the stuff.
A Queen for our King!

Alright, I kid. Just a fancy mount.
But since we have a black card and a red card already...

Gotta guard all those walls.

Clearly the synergy represents the increased overall health and wellbeing from advancing to a feudal agricultural society over an anarchic nomadic one. Truly, this plane has the deepest lore.

> removal
> in casual

>muh waifu

Sure is some colour betrayal here. It's a slippery slope. First you let the reds in, then suddenly you're sucking dicks to afford that fourth Reflecting Pool.

I think we could slip in Burning Oil regardless, as long as we had a way to dump it into the graveyard. Public execution was a bit of a stretch though, flavorwise.

Personally, I'd say to keep it monowhite. It's not like we're short on White cards that fit the idea of a well-defended castle.

This guy looks like Putin.
And Doomed Dissenter looks like Obama, right?

I was just looking for Queen cards. It's her, Jhovall, or Beseech the Queen
Of course, one should keep the Queen safe. And the safest place for the Queen is not on the battlefield because she can't be played because she's a picky bitch and wants things other than glorious WHITE MANA

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To complete the set

gargoyles are a maybe. a few angels might not go amiss. we could also look at cloud crusader.

and of course

I guess it might depend on if the castle has a chapel

im going to be posting a dump of cards for this

of course we have a chapel! you dare suggest we have a castle without a seat for god and a shelter for his glorious word?

I just got a look at your personal flavor text...IT SAYS YOU'RE A HERETIC!

(also we have to have church shit too, this is too much tasty annoyance to not use)

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no robits in our medieval kingdom. remove gearhead.

would be cool to see this repurposed into a vehicle.

all damage that would be dealt to creatures crewing a vehicle is dealt to the vehicle instead

*destroys your castle walls*

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not while I still draw breath!

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we have ways

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No Teferi's Moat?

Put some wheels on it.

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OP here. so we've got 60 cards, no land.
are there any black/white/red legends we could use to make this technically a commander deck?

WAIT. QUEEN MARCHESA IS IN IT.
Gimme 10 more then we'll land up and ill test this nightmare on cockatrice.

someone post some badass magic swords.

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sword candidate

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Not really.

lets turn this into a duel deck

Queen Marchesa's Invading army

Let's add some walls.

as soon as im allowed to ill start Darian's city thread

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ill just take out the red and black splash from this deck and put them in the invasion thread.

then use spares we generate here to fill the gaps.

we need some instants and sorceries people

Darien, King of Kjeldor's city

We need Monarch stuff if we're competing against Marchesa, both for balance and flavor.

you know what if someone pitches me 1 more card, ill have 70, then ill land up and be done. with the 2 other threads splintering off, we can make weak but fun decks more focused around each of them. i just want the base one to be done.

You just need to smack her to get her crown.