Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

-Venom 65
>2 splinter cannons 30

-Raider 95
>dark lance 20
>shock prow 1

-3 Reavers 90
>agoniser 4
>heat lance 25
>grav talon 5

-5 Scourges 70
>4 dark lances 80
>blast pistol 10
>agoniser 4

-10 Kabalite warriors 70
>agoniser 4
>phantasm grenade launcher 3
>blast pistol 10
>splinter cannon 15
>blaster 15

-Archon 54
>phantasm grenade launcher 3
>huskblade 10
>blaster 15

TOTAL: 698

How can I bring this up to 1000 points?

>gw did brexit

wut

>M-M-Marinelets will totally n-not get s-squated in the lore

Yo dog lemmie hold a 10 spot!

(((THEY))) wanted Brexit to get more sheckels for (((THEIR))) companies!!!

Too bad the city was ransacked by daemons, abandoned, and craftworlders are the most populous eldar now

Nth for Magnus singlehandedly making Chaos viable.

Liar we got a message yesterday to not leak that and ban anyone from the store which discussed it

Theyre all sternguard

my local redshirt just got exited because they announced GH 2017
says they don't tell him shit untill a week in advance for the most part

Do you hear of anything early on before it is announced?

>mfw the craftworld bitch elves kill themselves making Slaanesh 2.0

Pound drop meant FW was bought >implying Kike sorcery couldn't make the EU subsidise model making companies as 'historic commodities'

The Iron Warriors find Earth and lay siege to it wit the intent on enslaving the population and using as fuel/manpower for their iron warmachine.

How long do we last?

a week, max

They can keep being populous they send bakers and tailors to war.
THIS... IS .... COMMORRAGH!!!!

Forever because the emperor blesses us with anti daemon summoning malaware

Some redshirts actually have friends inside the company instead of just being random wagies like yourself

mwf my brother started a space marine army in 2013... finally finished it in February this year. Now he mad.

I waited because deep down inside I always knew marinelets were going to get squatted

Its true, we red shirts only get the news one week in advance. they just send us a mail with all the details in it and thats it

They find that the majority of the worlds third worlder population is useless and the first worlders aren't used to hard labor, so they get effectively five years at most from the whole population

I get that maybe Brexit was good for GW, but how did they cause it?

Brexit was nothing to do with them, just old racists who wanna kick out the Polish.

>not wanting to hand your country over to third wolders on a silver platter
>racist

great
we didnt get a message like that

Anyone know what weapon options are inside a biker box? Do I get a grav and melta gun for the riders?

Did you have any hobby experience when you got the job?

I applied to be the manager of the local GW but they literally denied me at the end of the interview

>muh raycism
Holy kek

None of that has anything to do with the EU.

If you think Poles are your problem, you haven't been to Tower Hamlets or Bradford or other Bangladeshi enclaves.

Poles are the one bastion of sanity in the EU at the moment

>anti daemon summoning malaware
Or we could go the other direction and build COMPs

Sup Veeky Forums, Army user here. I just got back from an FTX and heard the new SM Codex is about to drop. So are Primaris Marines a part of it?

Do they have more options than the box sets gave them? Can they actually ride in vehicles?

>kick out the polish
They're nice, we left the EU to prevent those neo liberalists stop the first successful socialist state with the superior Anglo race at its heart

>Hey UK just hand over all border control and final legislative power to Germany, it'll be great.
>What why are you leaving?
>Stop!
>You fucking racists!

yeah, i started the hobby when i was ~11, now i am 23

I never applied to be a redshirt though, my local manager asked me whether i wanted a job

Nope only bolters fixers to the car, need to buy meltas and grav separately you WAACfag
>manager
>knows nothing
Why the fuck would they

Have we been derailed by /pol/ again?

No, we got derailed by bait for /pol/.

They're in
More options
New vechiles just for them

i guess so
I mean it is an interesting topic, but it shouldn't be discussed in this thread

You know, Germany's doing quite well.

Good standard of living, seems like a nice country.

You so jealous of them you'd cut your nose to spite your face? You ain't making them poorer by making yourself poorer. They are laughing at us.

That's always a matter of when, not if.

>doing quite well
Tell that to Merkel and her migrants lmao
Germany is the second most fucked up country in the EU right now

Called a WAACfag for wanting some variety, I have a ton of bolter and plasma dudes.

but thanks for the answer anyway mate

>brexit is /pol/
fuck off /pol/ hates Corbo

Have the Orktists descended upon us though?

Germany's ELITE is doing quite well. Ask the average guy how their doing

O call you a WAACfag because a real hobbyist would already have a space marine army and would know what was in that kit from watching YouTube since 2009
RIP ALFABUSA

Where is the average guy doing well? Here?

Thank you kind sir/ma'am.

Now to find time to paint

average guy here
its okay, but please keep this in Pol, i want to talk about plastic crack instead of politics

>OMG OMG OMG
i just read on frontline gaming stream that power fists are 13 pts each now. after the points drop for droppods, LSS and bikers, my (apparently overcosted) vanilla list has now more than 150 points left to spend AND has gained chapter tactics, a custom warlord trait, stratagems, one free relic and an extended set of psyker powers.

>power fists recieved a 7 pt drop
Holy shit terminator armies just entered rape tier

Why is GW so autistic about options for dudes?

I get the idea of not providing rules for models that don't exist thing, but squatting rifleman dreads in the codex when they literally sell the components to make it (through FW) seems like a giant thumb in the eye.

Do they really not direct people to FW for upgrades because if they included rules for them in the codex they wouldn't sell more FW books?

I have a rad idea for a full blown celtic space elf barbarians army. Are Eldar of all flavors actually as dogshit as everyone decried them? There's only Chaos, Guard and Orks around here, so I have no way to see for myself.

it has everything to do with the EU's liberal philosophy of free movement not only of goods but also of people which taken to the extreme ends in merkel's open border policy

t. disillusioned german

>If true
Tourneyfag playtesters BTFO, find another line of work.
Also what kind of faggot trusts steams made for ad revenue?

>If false
What kind of faggot trusts steams made for ad revenue?

>FW exclusive options
Holyfuck batman I think you're onto something, ever since the tau book this happened

>You know, Germany's doing quite well.
>Good standard of living, seems like a nice country.
google vendor financing, you stupid prick
t. german

i guess that rifle dreads will become a FW only option, you will need the FW rule book for them

I'm a student, with almost no money, basically buying shit from ebay and other second hand sites.

Sorry for not being rich mate

>Celtic barbarians
Eldar are that as much as dark angels are Greek, first ed themes are gone

How recently did you join the hobby

What role do normal Terminators play? Are they even any good?

I love the look of the models but I'm having a hard time figuring out how to use them.

I like the flexibility of deep striking + teleport homer to move around, and they're decent at a lot of things, just not great at any one thing.

I just wanted to assault cannon motherfuckers

Germany is great if you've got the money to outrun the effects of all the vibrant diversity Merkel decided to import. If you're an average human who can't flee to an upper class gated community then it's pretty shit, and you can't even publicly complain about how shit it is because that's a hate crime and you'll be sent to the gulag for being a Nazi.

Whatre you guys working on?

>tfw the /tg discord owner is an unironic nazi
I question why those people exist

Beep boop bots

Trying to figure out how to improve or expand this

>5 grey hunters to paint
>10 blood claws to assemble paint

I'm getting painting fatigue guys.

>pain to get rid of
>DA knights are the best melee unit bar none
>storm bolters get 4 shots in half range which they can deep strike in
No idea m8

Anyone got codex: space marine leaks? Can't find it in OP

Yes, and? If I want half-naked fur-clad elf berserkers in space, it's my god-given right to make them.
I'd just like to know wether I'm shooting myself in the foot again or if they are decent.

>What role do normal Terminators play? Are they even any good?

Shock troops, yeah they are good though not great. Deep strike them in, shoot and charge and they will wreck most things depending on their load out.

How much of a nazi? I don't like the jews or muslims; but I'm not racist against skin colour, just culture.

Currently my dark eldar. Given up trying to make a dark scheme look good (my highlighting skillz aren't great, so I can either make the model look good close up, or at arms length on the table, but not both) so repainting them all in a red & gold ensemble.

Nobody is racist against "skin color", they are racist against specific races, which are much more than skin color.

Got to finish the arms on a dreadnought, and nurglify a daemon prince.

I've got 30 stormboyz primed, some 8 Kommandos (two of them Nobz, one a Burna), and a Big Mek on Warbike conversion on my painting queue.

As soon as I finish one more Infinity model

>berserkers

Why are you just airbrushing green onto them like that?
Wouldn't you rather have painted models?

Just realized that storm bolters were rapid fire 2 now instead of the old assault shit

Assault cannons at heavy 6 no rending at over ten times the price look sad as hell now.

>politicians say your culture and race suck, then import people that hate you, then make it illegal to speak out
>I wonder why right wing reactionaries exist

Finished my Sicarian Ruststalker Princeps, next up is batch painting the entire rest of the squad. They'll have green fabric instead of black because I want to keep the colours rolling, and I imagine they'll be a bit simpler due to no cloak and no four pointy limbs, although the heads might be irritating. Never painted glowy swords before now because I'm still fairly new, this one isn't terrible but the next few will hopefully be better.

correction: 12 points

Basing my brimstones, then finishing screamers and flamers. Later on I'll either continue working on my other horrors or rubrics. Either way I know it'll be slow but enjoyable.

Like hyper nazi that wants to genocide everyone
>yes I actually see the differences between Bantu, Hamitic,Nilotic and Songhai
Looks amazing user although you might want the highlights to be a bit more thin

I need to finish 10 noise marines for tomorrow... but I've only finish one test model.
I want to play games with nice models but my army looks like a giant fucking mess and I got really despressed.

I tried to pep myself up by watching some Danganrompa v3 but then best girl died at the end of chapter 1 and it only made me feel worse so now I've got nothing left but to shitpost on Veeky Forums.

Adding bits to my primaris. Just some stuff here and there, mainly shoulder shields to most units and purity seals on guns.

>flat colors
>mold lines
>split barrels
>scribbles on visor
come on son

Oh boy, I hope Powerklaws get a point drop when it's the Orks' turn. Can't help but feel they're a bit on the expensive side of things.