The edgelord in the party wields a scythe

>the edgelord in the party pisses in a bucket
>you take the piss by taking the bucket
What the fuck is with this "take the piss" phrase? Brits started using it all of a sudden and are trying to force this magical realm meme onto us. I reject this neo-imperialism of urine memes.

>the edgelord in the party says he drinks the blood of defeated enemies
>next time he does, he gets poisoned

It's a single word, do you have memory problems?

> as a forever-DM, can confirm I do this shit all the time

>Brits started using it all of a sudden
Mate, its a fucking old as shit saying.

Yeah, piss in the wind and all that. What a pleb, right?

I fail to see the problem with using a rake.

>the straight-edge chimp in the party wields a rake
>i weld the door shut for that shitstein en let the hoards eat 'im alive
its the apocalypse fuckmunch, you got a problem wif me weapon of choice???

>not glorious iron boat

I came here to post this.

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seizure?

Can I wield an oar? Bludgeoning damage is better against skeletons.

Forgot yah image.

Watersports are as old as piss itself

Musashi the samurai cut a wooden sword from an oar and killed another samurai with it.

A fisherman struck King Kame Hame Ha with an oar and made him unconscious.

>modern setting
>the edgelord wields a weed whacker

>It's a modern setting
>Edgelord wields a chainsaw
>Rest of the party arms up with a weedwacker, a drill, a shovel and a pair of secitheres
>Begin adventuring as the toolshed

>adventure starts in front of Home Depot

What's the most ridiculous weapon you'd allow in a campaign?

Bring out the crit fail tables!

>V. 6.0
I laughed

>The adventure is set in the apocalypse, and is about fighting hordes of demon-possessed corpses Sean-of-the-Dead style

I'm not your mate, pal.

I'm not your pal, daddio

>not wielding razor blade yoyo's instead

>The reddit-fag in your party unironically likes all guardsman party
>You take the piss by suggesting /qst/ threads every session

On the bright side he hasn't shown up for two weeks now

>Not using the Hoe of Destruction.
You had ONE fucking job

>not liking all guardsman party
pleb

Present your ass if you're gonna call me Daddy.

AGP is one of the few things not completely tainted on this board.

Someone's going to the shadowrealm, Jimbo.

Shame it's fucking dead then

Updating Friday buddo

someone hasn't been around for past 2 years

What the fuck are you talking about

AGP not updating on schedule, among other things

I know he's had a rough time getting it out with everything going on with him, but it's still coming out this weekend

Blood and Steel?

>That's just a shitty farmer's glai...

That image name has a lot going for it.

Have you fine fellows seen Hive Queen Quest? I think it's quite a fun little adventure right up your alley. It even appears to be right on the front page currently, Or maybe would be more your speed, I hear it has that fun new bleach anime in it, and maybe even lesbians.

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>An old lady asks for help
>Her lawn is hard to manage, and saw the nice young man with a scythe

Musashi was dope as hell. For the fight with the oar, he woke up late and made the guy he was going to duel wait on an island all morning until he got there, and then made him wait even longer while he carved an oar into a sword because he "forgot" his. The dude was probably dehydrated as shit by the time they actually fought, which was probably what Musashi wanted because he was cunningly brutal, and brutally cunning.
Another time, he challenged a guy and then waited in a tree for him to pass by on the way to the duel to drop down and kill him.
The only person who actually managed to almost beat Musashi was that guy with a stick. The first time they fought, Musashi won but let him live because it was a good fight, but then, that guy went and lived in a cave for a month before he hallucinated up stick 2.0, which he then fought Musashi with again and managed to bring the fight to a draw.

Weaponized rakes are just tridents, right? Isn't that one of the weapons gladiators in Rome used?

The fun fact about yoyos is that they were originally a hunting tool/weapon before they got turned into a toy. Sort of like how the aborigines used the boomerang to hunt/fight with.

>edgelord says he drinks the blood of his defeated enemies
>Next time you defeat an enemy you help him by filling his water sack with blood so he won't go thirsty when he's "on the go"

>Edgelord has sickle
>You take a hammer
>Combine your powers and sieze the means of production
>Cлaвьcя Oтeчecтвo нaшe cвoбoднoe intensifies

>the big guy in the party wields a heavy machine gun
>you take the piss by wielding multiple boxes of ammunition

ONLY MY NAILGUN

>8-Bit Theater
Good taste

I'd allow players to improvise however much they like, but the more ridiculous they get, put more and more restrictions on using it skillfully; only allowing them proficiency after using it successfully for a while.

It's like you don't even know classic phrases that have been in use for decades.

I'm not allowed to play red mages in FF d20 anymore.

Reminds me of Dead Snow 2

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badass

Gopher-Chucks

>the edgelord in the party says he drinks the blood of defeated enemies
>you take the piss of defeated enemies

>Edgelord is the son of whatever destined to something
>Tie him up to a tree and walk away

>That image name has a lot going for it.
Whoever named it used an apostrophe incorrectly.

Wasn't there one guy, who fought with some chain weapon, that managed to tie his sword with that? Good thing Musashi used tow swords.

He's a demon, bit unfair to hold them to the same standard

>musashi's oar fight
Kojiro was a genius who'd mastered Ganryuu while basically a child. Musashi "cheated" like he did, because if he didn't he could not win. Kojiro outskilled him by miles as a swordsman, but not as a warrior/killer

>edgelord is rogue/assassin
>it's supposed to be a secret
>yet he dresses like pic related even in public
>everyone knows that he is rogue/assassin at first sight
>that alone make him a failure

Eh, Kojiro also used a very long sword. Then when he suddenly doesn't have the reach advantage, he loses.

Makes you think...

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Are you 'avin' a laff?
(is 'e 'avin' a laff?)

That's a myth

>D&D 5e
>Halfling min/max fire mage
>total edge lord
>character has little to no personality other then "I don't give a fuck"
>rolls a crit fail when he goes to "unleash his ultimate attack"
>blows up in a mass of smoke
From that day forward everyone in our in game and out of game calls him the smoke midget

>Rake
I have, on multiple occaisions, allowed a player to have a shovel as a weapon using either axe or mace rules for the setting. Now im wondering the usefulness of iron rakes

Well musashi was all about using everything to win a battle. He aimed to be a general but was born too late for that shit.

Entrenchment tools are love.

My weapon of choice in any game where the DM will allow it is the Pitch-hammer, a fork on one end and sledgehammer on the other. Noblemen swerve

Wouldn't that be a weaponised pitchfork? Rakes are much less... pointy.

Underrated.

Yea boomerangs are worthless