Doomguy In 40k

Doomguy lands in the 40k galaxy, as how many of these threads go down. But wait! This time he has every weapon and ability from every wad ever made. How does he do, Veeky Forums

He fucks the Slanneshi cultists to death, poisons the Nurgal cultists to death, kills Khornets regularly but with more efficiency and no decapitations, what Tzeentch worshipers?

40k crossover threads are the worst.

Still better than the daily "Imperials/Eldar/Nids/Orks/Chaos BTFO" threads.

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No, we have general 40k threads everyday, as well as the usual "X Faction BTFO" threads. Crossovers aren't really that common, as it so turns out.

Not again...

Mom lands in the 40k galaxy. How fucked is chaos?

fucking this. Kill yourself OP

He gets purged by the Gray Knights for being a demon

>every wad ever made
Russian Overkill alone means anything he goes up against is fucked

Depends on which 'mom' it is. Is it a normal Mom, or is it the great Mother Of A Thousand Young Herself? Cause one is a mere nuisance, and the other would outdo Slaanesh in terms of ass-fucking everything.

Does that means that Ranger could kill Slaanesh?

Not before you do so first my friend.

You may need to clarify on who this 'Ranger' is user.

He debates them and wins while saying absolutely nothing

The Quakeguy, ya git!

Oh yeah, him. He could probably do it. He might need some magical artifacts first though.

I’m referring to Lois Wilkerson with the no video games for a week doujutsus (with the you're grounded boys ability) equipped with her killer glare and control of the Malcolm, Francis, Reese, and Dewey, a complete family, with Hal's DNA implanted in her womb so she can perform childbirth and good cop bad cop parenting ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in customer service and administration.

That sounds like it would kill Chaos just by virtue of its pure insanity. Tis wonderful user.

Reminder that we will never discover a surviving Lost Primarch covered in Power Armor which perfectly integrates and utilises enemy equipment.
>Gauss Beam
>Pulse Beam
>Super Bolter Missiles

This reminds me of a thread that eventually turned into speculation of Doomguy and Samus' children and what their family life was like. It was glorious.

With the weapons of the Russian Overkill mod he wipes out a few waves of any faction of your choice up until either a decent sniper or a large number of preemptive strikes from gun-wielding operatives brings him down.

Why do people act like Mister Doom is an unstoppable force when any primaryfag can tell you exactly how vulnerable he is?

I'm pretty sure they would be long lost children of the legendary Ellen Ripley

No, we actually have the "Doomguy in 40k" thread embarrassingly often, and the answer is always the same: He not only survives, he wins.

He has the one power no foe in the universe can stand against.

Save Game.

You are discounting the abilities and weapons he gains from mods like:
>UACMN 1& 2: Has a massively heightened sense of awareness, capable of dodging Tohou-style projectiles, and possesses the WTFGun
>Nocturne In Yellow: Has a bow capable of sniping monsters from very long distances and has the abilite to harm eldritch entities on the level of the King In Yellow and the like, has runes that increase damage and his ability to tank damage. Also has an Elder Sign courtesy of Death Herself that grants protection from beings on the level of Yog-Sothoth.
>Demonsteele: Impossible blade skills and agility
>Happy-Time Circus: Popcorn gun and explosive balloon launcher, not much compared to the others, but can still be deadly
>AOD: Nough' Said.
There's probably a few that I'm missing, but those are the main ones.

That drawing is gross.

It really is, but there are so few images depicting the two together. I honestly wish that there were more.

He debates them with his fists, and wins the argument because they can't respond with a broken jaw and a concussion.

that thread was fucking amazing

Admittedly, Quake is an okay follow-up to Doom as a game, but since it's been ages and my lack of understanding of how to get the music to work, I feel it's always missing a important piece when I play it these days.

Wonder if Bethesda will green light Id to make another Quake that isn't a multiplayer arena game. I would like that a bunch as Id Software might be in a bit a Renaissance right now.

What would make it stand out from the newest Doom and Wolfenstein entries aside from its theme? Quake's big draws vis-a-vis its predecessors were mainly the innovative graphical changes and gameplay mechanics.

To be honest? Follow up Doom 2016 with a game that's just as if not more polished now that they have a good understanding of what does and doesn't work for their new design ethos.

All they might need to do is just make some really great levels; fill them with dangerous and varied enemies, expand on the lovecraftian theme that was barely touched on, and make sure the music is still good. Done and done....and expand on the Snap Map idea or just release some more tools for folks to make their own mods and maps for the game.

Pretty much this . They already have the tools and the basis for a new Quake game, now they just need to apply them.

link?

Can't exactly remember what thread it was. I'll try to find it and post it if this thread is still alive by the time I wake up though.

No psyker defenses.

Imagine Mirror's Edge, but with rocket launchers.

Chaos is fucking grounded. So are the Tyranids. And Orkz. And Necrons.

The Imperium won't be able to sit for a week.

This thread is posted every 3/4 days without fail. I'm actually starting to think its the same person doing it.

Because his lore is retardedly op
He killed demons on mars
He killed demons in hell
He killed so many demons in hell they sealed HIM away because he was bad news
He broke out of the seal and continued to kill demons throughout time and space for all eternity. Every wad is literally canon

>phone posting, no refreshing doom guy with hands on his face

>Every wad is literally canon
Even the one where he's a dragon?

Daily reminder Doomguy would make an excellent chapter master for a loyalist World Eaters chapter.

>tfw "Hell Eaters" will never be a thing

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Yes, and even the porn one

/Also the Terry wads, which might explainot why he's so pissed all the time.

>a decent sniper
>gun-wielding operatives
Have you fucking seen how fast Doomguy runs? The chances of them actually lining up a shot that hits before he purees them across the landscape is slim to nil

>tfw "Hell Eaters" will never be a thing
Why not make it yourself, user? I'm on the fence about making a Deathwatch Veteran squad made entirely of 90's FPS characters myself. Need help on chapters though.

Doomguy = Loyalist World Eater, Flesh Tearer, or Grey Knight/Exorcist
Quakeguy = White Scars? He's known for going fast and got stuck in slipspace dimensions like kinda like Jaghatai in the Commorragh
DOOK = Ultramarine (successor) even more full of himself than Cato
Lo Wang = Emperor's Shadow?
Caleb = Blood Angel Successor? He was an undead vampire. Maybe some unholy chimeric fusion of Raven Guard and BA? He previously served a dark god so maybe a Blackshield?
Ancient Blaskowitz = Mentor Legion
Marathonman = Ordo Mechinum?
Gordon Freeman = Techpriest and/or Steel Confessor
Prisoner 849 = Penal Legionnaire turned radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor?

Anyone else worth noting?

Soldier G65434-2 = the AdMech branch dedicated to destroying Abominable Intelligences and other tech-heresy.

D-9341 - penal legion transfer to the Inquisition for when they need something prodding by someone they won't miss

Duke Nukem: Emperor's Children loyalist, rumored to be fertile despite the treatments, but no one has proved that they're his and the Inquisition prefer not to investigate.

He'd probably be a Perpetual I guess.

If DOOW is canon then won't he just fly off into space when he lands in 40k?

Is worshiped as a demigod of Khorne. Mind, he's not actually a demigos of Khorne but most Khornates are willing to jump out of tall buildings just to die at his feet.

>Quakeguy = White Scars?
I now have the mental image of Ranger throat singing.