"Spells you can cast on your familiar, but not your girlfriend."

"Spells you can cast on your familiar, but not your girlfriend."

remove disease

Ones that require a material target

Truesight

Calm Emotions

Detect Traps is the only right answer.

... skinsend?

talk with animals

Eagles splendor.

Wouldn't want to commit a rape after all.

Silence

But... my familiar is also my girlfriend.

shocking grasp

"Obscure shows that matter to Americans but to no one else"

>not realizing it was originally BBC produced

Permanency.

>Things butthurt Europeans say while posting on an American website
t. Not-so-butthurt European

>America and Europe: The World

My teenage years were watching this on UK TV G2 after school.

>bueno

Japan is also somewhat relevant but you're pretty much correct.

>China: the money

>NATO: the 80s TV series

>Starring
>America: the Boss

>Featuring
>England: the money
>France: the face
>Germany: the though guy
>Canada: the girl
>Italy: the joker
>Turkey: the loose cannon

>famous last words of a necromancer

"Last words? NEVER the last!"

...

"What're you gonna do, kill me again?"

Heck, there's still successors on British TV.

>"And now we come to scenes we'd like to see, this is for everyun."
>"Bad things to say to the ancient dragon"

You don't look so tough!

Going my way, beautiful?

>Bad things to say to the ancient dragon

You look like a baby-faced hatchling!

>"Bad things to say to the ancient dragon"

>You've got to have billions of gold pieces in your hoard, why do you care if I took a few measly thousand!?

Sure mate, I'm ready to bargain.

>last words
>necromancer
Trick question, next.

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An user mentioned a while back that Oklahoma is the burger and meth capital of the world so America can't be that bad

Anything with the word "khan" in it, including "khan" and especially "khan".

Underrated post

Fool, how do you even think to kill the deathl- wait, is that the one artifact capable of destroying me, which I conveniently happened to ignore the existence of until now?

Enlarge Person.

I chuckled.

>on illithids' family meeting

That's my Sister, Flurgothe. She got the looks but I got the brains.

Exist

"Good lord, I've had boots with better scale hides than -that-."

Mostly brainstorming with little substance.

Silence

Flesh to latex

Could whoever isn't slurping their soup PLEASE stop it.

>>Canada: the girl
Why, you dirty, rotten...aw, darn... you're right. We are girls. Especially Little Trudeau Jr.

"Raise undead. Target: self"

I like the idea of England being the America's original mentor and currently main support guy, and Canada as his daughter. They don't get along with the rest of the Euros really well.

"Could you think a little bit quieter, please?"

Who are you quoting? And yes, Americans are the only people who matter.

Uh, the previous PM had way bigger tits and a fatter ass

The pool's suffering from a real brain drain, lately.

Eyyyy

Find Familiar.

>america is englands former student who went rogue
>france was englands rival and americas mentor after he went rogue
>canada is engalnds daughter who is currently dating america

>things you shouldn't bring to a larp

Bra.

>Rod of Summon Griffon

Your parents.

His parents

Yourself.

Condoms

>how to ruin a royal audience in 4 words

"I fuck your daughter"

"What about a republic?"

I'd bum your highness

nobility is a meme

I don't pay taxes

Neither do they.

I'd rather a prince.

The queen is hot.

Your clothes are hideous!

Why aren't you wearing any clothes?

>4 words

>remove disease

kek

Where are your clothes?

Y'know, I've never seen this show, any version of it. I don't even know what it's called. But it's obvious from context what the OP is asking for.

Reduce Person. "Yo, you sayin' I'm fat, or what?"

>in psion's diary

"Today I had a headache. Hundreds died."

You have shit taste, stop being such a faggot.

"I wonder if Jessica likes me...oh wait, no, she doesn't. Dang."

Dear Diary, still not sure if I'm a magician or not. The wizard is also unsure if he's a Psion or not.

"They're all still thinking mean thoughts of me."

"This isn't your diary."

I roll to seduce.
Is a 8 enough?

>American website
>Owned by a Jap

lmao nice try commie cunt

something something mother in law

Let's all get drunk.

I wish my sister didn't give herself a lobotomy

> created by an american
> hosted in an american server
> sold to a jap

Nice try, Putin.

>Stop reading my fucking journal, Avery!

>Then stop leaving it out for me to read!

Transformation:male

Underrated post.

Yourself.

7/10 gj

>bad ideas for a pantheon