>"As you can see, even though 2% of 'adventurers' are children, they make up 97% of reported deaths on what are considered apprentice expeditions, 62% of deaths on rookie expeditions, and the ones that do survive wind up traumatized or maimed! We need to put a stop to this!"
The countries of the land have begun to impose poorly thought-out laws in order to protect children, effectively banning them from being adventurers, and adventuring parties with a child as a member face prosecution. How does this affect your current game?
Jack James
No more /ss/ I guess
Ryder Johnson
The lolli girl is just a "camp follower" constable. Nothing to worry about here. Oh, silly me. I forgot to buy tickets to the Watch's ball, how about I just give you the 5gp since we won't be able to make it this year, huh?
Evan Edwards
>Star Wars >the party are wanted criminals due to their service with the Rebel Alliance Nothing changes, although that butthurt Bothan's crying about the teenage techie and how badly her presence on what may as well be the Rebels' White Base tactically reflects on them probably becomes a lot more annoying
Kayden James
We work with the groups pushing for the implementation of said laws to direct them towards a more productive goal of mandating minimum standards of combat ability before allowing people to become adventurers, and forming an organization with the purpose of training novice adventurers and handling the minutiae of organizing contracts and making sure that the quest goes to a party capable of handling it.
Thus, the Adventurer's Guild is formed.
Easton Ortiz
>Current party is literally made up of adventuring orphan teenagers >The oldest among them is like 15 I guess we're OUTLAW delinquents now!
Juan Cruz
>Party already made up of persecuted magical creatures The little girl with the polar bear arms stays.
Elijah Nelson
Like Hell. We're going to fight this.
Owen Hall
"Oh they just look really young because they have an elf ancestor a couple generation back." Real answer is no effect because no one in our group really ever plays children.
Henry Sullivan
"And you call her a loli? Come with us, sir."
Luke Reyes
Naturally, proper education is the key. Children need kind yet firm guidance from some sort of fatherly figure, preferrably with a scientific background. And of course, special attention to the needs of every individual child should be payed. Only that way we can secure the future of our children so that one day they can also go on a wonderful adventure.
Cameron Carter
>How does this affect your current game? It doesn't, reploids don't really have a child state.
Luke Rivera
She told me she was a Halfling!
Justin Sanders
So I take it citizens in your setting don't have the right to bear arms?
Cooper Barnes
..She already makes enough bear puns, user it's unbearable
Robert Thompson
You will take my torchbearer over my cold, rotten, twice animated corpse and vengeful ghost.
Jack Scott
I bet she gives great bear hugs though....
John Kelly
She's broken men that way before. She's pretty crazy strong.
Evan Martin
Punsters are so embearrassing.
Andrew Ross
Please, I'm bearly managing to contain myself
Brandon Murphy
It's unbearable.
Caleb Reed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but somebody already used that pun.
Cooper Powell
...
Isaac Garcia
I both hate and love this. I feel bipolar.
Elijah Fisher
that's not bearry nice of you
Evan Parker
Damn. I should have pawsed to think of a better one. That's the beauty of puns.
Evan King
Now things are just getting grizzly.
Liam Evans
>"Adventurers" Ugh
Jayden Perez
We have an ancient witch that has reincarnated into the body of a child and a newborn in the body of an immortal man that looks like he could be anybody's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather. What the fuck does this mean?
Wyatt Gray
they probly average out >paying a hundred urchins a pittance to do my bitch work at slave wages I'm pretty sure that doesn't count as an adventure.
Nathaniel Evans
>"And you call her a loli? Come with us, sir." He actually called her a lolli. Seems like you've got a twisted mind.