/cyoag/ - CYOA General

>Multipurpose Laser Tool
>Robot Maid
>AI Companion

Get the AI to file patents on the technology, then start looking for investors to fund me starting mass-produce this shit.

I mean, look at this:
>Man-portable fusion power
>Some sort of highly efficient cooling mechanism to stop a megawatt laser from burning your hands from the waste heat
>Humanoid robots with humanlike physical capabilities
>General artificial intelligence(!)

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
Laser tool
Robot Maid
Shock Suit
Nanobots

A shame I can't take fictional universe with it... instruct the maid to execute order 66.

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>Robot meido
>Nanobots
>Hypernet
>Laser tool

I am surprised that no one has tried this before ''Execute order 69''

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And if you get the AI to print out all of the different orders after you get her to connect to android maid's brain to download her programming so that you can make the big dollars selling the revolutionary software?

Fictional Universe
Nanobots
Gold
Laser "tool"

Filming everything forever sounds extreme, but obviously you are just going to kill me anyway. I can't think of a universe off the top of my head, but unless I can get immortality (and nanobots don't provide it), I really just want something comfy and maybe sexy.

Is the Egypt-posting user from before still here, and could you post an Imgur gallery of the red-board ones?

Basic Comms
Hypernet
Nanobots

I guess I'll slowly get cuter as my body repairs the damage I put it through.
Meanwhile, I'll use the future internet to do what I do with the regular internet.
Time to watch engineering and chemistry lectures on youtube while eating spaghetti.
Who knows? I might learn something.

Actually, skip the gold and I guess I'll go to something futuristic instead of fantasy. I think I'm only supposed to have 3 choices.

they are clearly pink

picking a red option allows you to pick 4

robo maid, no oders. I'll try to watch movies with her and we'll have a tea party. Maybe she likes videogames or tabletop games!

laser

>Literally the opposite of what I asked for

I'm colorblind, okay?

you did read the option that said you *had* to film the order, right?

what an edgelord

We'll just film our lives together and make a tv show out of that!

It will get great ratings because people will enjoy the cuteness

Must be all that glorious nippon steel.

So no response for how "something comfy and/or sexy" ended up as "I wanna be a hero"? The least you could do is drop me off in some porno.

Post cyoas.

you first

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Wouldn't you rather have a waifu (cyoa)?

Is there a certain specific way to make cyoas? Some sort of plan I could go off?
X choices of one type
X choices of another type
X disadvantage choices to give more points

I'm not very good at thinking of choices and I feel cyoas I make are lackluster, with uninteresting or just plain basic choices.

Give an example of a cyoa you made.

you're doing it exactly backwards

imagine something interesting first, then build the mechanics around that

what a faggot.

I kinda want to do a lewd or /d/ themed cyoa which I don't have any examples of I've made, alot is just WIPs I don't like the idea of posting.
But, ah never mind, I think the problem is more with my own creativity than some cyoa plan I could follow.

> Laser tool
> Robot maid
> Nanobots
> AI

I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda

Posting WIPs is fine as long as you're clear about your intention. Go ahead.

Ugu nevermind, I don't even know If i'll be able to follow through with it pls no bully I just need to spend more time thinking. I don't wanna raise expectations posting a wip

Anyone got that short cyoa where you choose super powers and there's just the one that says you get all the powers but you have to be a turtle?

Multipurpose laser tool
Robot maid
Hypernet
Gold

I'd try my best to research the maid orders over the hypernet before issuing any. Failing to find something, I'd probably try a command like "orders list" or "orders help." Some commands to try would be order 42, order 48, and order 98. Maybe the orders don't even need to be numeric and I could just say "order intercourse."

>Nostalgia
>Endure

Is that even a female?

It's a 100% female (male), user.

Female (males) cannot be waifus.

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What are you, a faggot? I bet you don't even enjoy their feminine penises.

Male vaginas are far superior.

Speaking of cyoas, SDA VN when??

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>sakura beach
get some taste, pleb

Never you idiot

>Born Late
>Sleep/Videogames

>Nostalgia
When I first came to /cyoag/ there were soo many cyoas to play and make builds of, and I did that alot, I couldn't get enough of them, there were soo many interesting themes and well made cyoas taking up my time.
Only a few months after my first introduction now, I have yet to make a build for any new cyoa which has came out, they all seem boring and visually poorly designed. I skip over anything which doesn't look nice and have yet to find a cyoa I've played more than once.
>Endure
>Art
All I can do is wait for that one cyoa to rekindle my interest, In the mean time I made and tried to make a few cyoas which suited my tastes, some success and failures in that.

When I find an artist who's literally willing to die for me, sure.

>Never trust a mystery box
I'm so glad I didn't go for that.

>No GF
They say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. They are wrong.

>Lift
Because I'm trying to get in shape so I can try again.

>The lifting meme
Does this even work?

So you recognize where this is from, hmm?
That was uncalled for!
Do a kickstarter.

I always felt those "Comfy pocket dimensions" were lacking, so I'm working on my own cyoa. Lay out is horrid, but its what I got.

I've got 1 out 4 pages done. Should I post it even though I can't do anything about the looks of it?

Yes.

>Do a kickstarter.
That doesn't really find me an artist, though.

Also, money isn't the issue, it's time.

Try your best to make it look nice, take some inspiration from other cyoas. There's nothing to lose from delaying posting for a day or two to make sure you get the best work possible out.

It gives you a brief shot of endorphins but if you're suffering from something like unmedicated depression it's really not going to help.

Become an artist and then use artist welfare aka patreon then you can quit your real life and have all the time you need

Well shoot, it's 13 MB and the maximum file size allowed is 8 MB.
It's 1703 x 5762
Any idea on how to make it smaller?

Jpg it?

I'm just tired of being skinny fat and sitting on my ass all day. I can at the very least look like I have my shit together even if my life is still kind of a dump.

Honestly if you said "hey I'm the guy who made Stardust and Battlemage, give me an artist" you'd have a few dozen redditors jumping at the chance to draw for you.

I don't think that's as easy to break into as it seems.

Save it as a JPEG instead of a PNG.

That did the trick! 7.9 MB now.
Here's the completed 1st page

>Become an artist
This is probably the only plausible action for me, to be honest.

>patreon
I have standards, you know.

>I skip over anything which doesn't look nice
I will never understand this.

Then again, I skip over anything which doesn't have waifus, even if I return to it if it turns out to be popular.

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Can we get dryads?

Export it in a lossless format like PNG. Download IrfanView, open the OMG, then save as JPG. Start at 100% quality and gradually move down percent by percent until it is about 7 MB or just under (for some reason Veeky Forums inflates filesizes so you need breathing room if you want anyone to be able to repost it.)

That'd be covered in "Mythical Animals"

>Forest cyoa
What are you a fucking elf?

No, I don't know. Please, elaborate on this revelation.

I wouldn't call sapient humanoids 'wild animals' desu

What are you if you're not fucking an elf

54570890
>I have standards, you know.
lol

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>All homes are the same size on the inside

Thank you. I like having the small home nestled in the trees, but I also like having all the interior space I need.

>One day, while walking home after a long, stressful day, you become lost in your thoughts.
Genius.

As a graphic designer it's just painful on a personal level, and I just can't get immersed in something poorly laid out and difficult to read.

looks neat!

I would rather have a real job than be caught using Patreon.

>Midnight
>Snow
>Victorian
>Fireplace, Couch, Bookshelf
>N/A, I want to be alone
>Hot Drinks, Candles, Alcohol, Plants

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Nigga I'm something of a patrician when it comes to reading good writing but I still trudge through this shit.
What a strange thing to think.