Gooooooooooood evening, fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls! We're just a little bit away from Veeky Forums's first match of the 2017 Summer Elite Cup!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
It's match day 2 of this year's Summer Cup and we're the first match of the day against the 3rd place finishers in Winter, /vp/. Fresh off promotion from a strong defensive showing in the Spring Babbies, Veeky Forums are hungry and raring to go to reclaim our Elite glory. (Kick off 1700 UTC, 1 pm EDT)
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! The entire FLGS brotherhood is in action today!
Having been drawn in the same group as ourselves, /m/ will face off against recently reformed Veeky Forums in the match right after ours. (1730 UTC, 1:30 pm EDT)
A little bit after that we've got /toy/ vs long time underdogs and fan favourites Veeky Forums WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (1830 UTC, 2:30 pm EDT)
And finally in the last match of the day, /co/ take on /int/. Ebin :DDD (2030 UTC, 4:30 pm EDT)
So get hype! Cheer on Da Boyz! And WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Remember lads, the dickass rogue of Veeky Forums can slay any giant team! /sp/ and Veeky Forums had better watch out!
Blake Bailey
DOOOOOMRIDER!
Thomas Taylor
We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
Jordan Smith
When do we vote for changes to the roster?
Jackson Bennett
We had a voting round after Spring, so it will partly depend on how much people want changed, I guess.
Christopher Long
Did any of the goalhorns change? I remember seeing a few good candidates in the brainstorming threads
Austin Perry
Good performances are usually followed by an unchanged roster, as the players deserve to stay.
Great blunders, well...
Jonathan Hill
AAWWW YEA it´s time for footslogging!
Jackson Myers
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Anthony Cooper
GET HYP, it's time for footsloggin' BOIZ!
Juan Williams
The memes are particularly bad. I mean, wtf is Arms and Armor thread.
No, I know what it is, but wtf is it doing on the team like it's a person. Is this just the A&A people spamming a vote? The funny part is that even that isn't as bad as some of the rest of the roster.
Nolan Perry
We had a poll for music and medal allocations following Spring, the results of which I will share with you now because I'm a forgetful moron.
First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who voted. We got a truly amazing 93 replies. Thank you one and all.
Those who voted, voted overwhelming in favour maintaining our current music for the time being. And our medals changed colour! Emprah and Doomrider are now silvers and our golds are Los Magos Del Tiempo and Nicol Bolas.
Adam Ward
Please elaborate
Juan Martinez
>Emprah and Doomrider are now silvers
Owen Watson
Doomrider's a silver? I'm not saying I'm a fan of the meme or anything but I'd have thought we'd let the player who won us the 2015 summer cup stay gold
Oliver Hughes
hype SMOrc
Oliver Hernandez
I'm sorry to say that there won't be a Daily Neckbeard from me until the end of the Group Stages, or possibly the Cup. Circumstances beyond my control have me focused on other things right now. Best of luck, managers!
Easton Young
Lets go Veeky Forums
Wyatt Cox
It's mostly some literally who's and it's also weird that there's stuff like GURPS which seems solely there because GURPS people felt like they needed to be included, but didn't actually have a dank meme.
Or is it that whole business where GURPS is a meme itself because next to no one plays it, but it's recommended for everything because it's generic?
David Anderson
We're simply following what the poll results tell us. However, what we're seeing through testing now is that midfielders got a lot better in this incarnation of PES and strikers are not the gods they were in PES 16, so this vote was actually rather well timed and suits us well, I think.
Noah Bennett
What is this Warhammer 40k discrimination? This is unjust! This is unfair! This is systemic game-ism!
Grayson Harris
Well that's convenient.
David Morales
>Or is it that whole business where GURPS is a meme itself because next to no one plays it, but it's recommended for everything because it's generic? It's this. >What should I use for- >GURPS
>I wanna- >GURPS
>Muh >GURPS
Caleb Reyes
So what "memes" would you suggest for players?
Levi Miller
Even if we must face each other, I wish you good luck Veeky Forums. I hope both teams can remain elite, but at least I hope we put up a good show !
a /m/an
Carter Morales
Akur akir akam
Asher White
We rooting for you t. weebs
Isaac Jenkins
Rolled 13 (1d20)
ROLLING FOR LUCK!
Jordan Moore
Why are so many of our players anonymous Ultramarines?
Noah Jones
New shaders weren't sent in for v and they got rage face for all players that didn't have them. I assume this is the same. It is only two players, though, and one normally has that head.
Jeremiah Young
Our midfield is not looking so great
Michael Scott
TANKRED ENDURES
Benjamin Torres
Post your cocaines for Doomrider!
Matthew Campbell
WHAT
Brandon Jenkins
DOOMRIDERR!!! STILL AWESOME EVEN WITH A SILVER!
Joseph Lewis
Veeky Forums losing all possession except for right where it matters!
Juan Bell
HE DOES COCAAAAAAAAAAAINE!
Luis Parker
But Sam Vimes has great art for modelling.
HAHAHAHA IT WORKED
Josiah Brooks
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT, BOLAS?
Xavier Evans
Fucking Bolas, this is why the Gatewatch always beats you.
Ethan Martin
>Gatewatch >Beating Bolas
Nathaniel Collins
TANKRED ENDURES!
James Bailey
Okay, silver Doomrider isn't worth it.
Isaac Hill
/vp/ rekt
Dylan Howard
Fukkin A
William Young
Yeah we might want to switch around one of the golds and silvers to make sure we have someone skilled up top.
Ayden Thomas
Nicely done, Veeky Forums. That was an exciting match, especially with all the close calls. Tankred done good.
Lincoln Reed
BOLAS>FUG
Luis Allen
Remove Bolas bring back Jace
William Ward
Yeah, that's what I always read it as.
Owen Sanders
Fuck Jace we need Creed back. Motherfucker is our top all time scorer.
Jace Sullivan
What kind of traitors voted him off? Next thing you know these heretics will say we should make Abby-dabby-doon our keeper.
Owen Morris
Yeah, we need a better finisher.
I wish. But Creed is dead.
Kayden Allen
>Creed is dead
Pokéballed user.
Owen Baker
Rolled 1 (1d20)
rolling for /m/
Charles Bennett
Gonna have to fight the nerds who complain there are too many 40k players on the team.
Ryder Smith
oh shit
Matthew Torres
/wg/ here. Congrats Veeky Forums.
Connor Sanders
Rip /m/
James Parker
Conglats Veeky Forums!!
Brayden Peterson
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Veeky Forums is gonna bring it back this year. I can feel it
Ethan Harris
Noice.
Noah Green
Glorious
Nolan Hall
Further to this just going to post some graphs, illustrating the results.
Owen Edwards
It's the same thing. There's a reason why Suicune keeps running away.
Logan Williams
Please. We all know Trazy yoinked him off Cadia to compete in the much more important Veeky Forums divegrass games.
I'm sorry but i cannot control Nuffle he controls us.
Jose Cooper
YOU FUCKING BASTARD
Alexander Ward
>STRAIGHT FUCKING RED THANKS DUDE
Logan Collins
What's going on? Did we win?
Julian Thomas
Nice goal /m/ proving that even fate it self can be beaten.
Ryder Morgan
Dan getting the red card was a ploy to ruse Veeky Forums, the Game Master has everything under control.
Liam Bell
>this pitch Fucking legendary
William Davis
FUCK
Jackson Brown
Char ruses everyone for another Mazinger goal what the fuck.
Nicholas Ward
I HATE YOU
Brandon Davis
That match was magic
Eli Allen
>Please. We all know Trazy yoinked him off Cadia to compete in the much more important Veeky Forums divegrass games.
If Trazyn the Infinite is a Veeky Forums manager in the far future who are the /m/ council?
Connor Richardson
Except we don't. Also, remember what happened to the last named character that got involved with Trazyn: She got killed off by GW at the start of the whole event so they could shove in another female Inquisitor with a different name.
Thomas Harris
Why do players transferred from Veeky Forums to other teams score goals and piss off refs?
Pictured is Special Snowflake. O. T. Chainsaw is another example.
Lincoln Sanchez
Time for Brickwars lads!
Carter Thomas
>/toy/ doesn't have a thread That sucks
Carter Sanders
/toy/ mods are anti-fun
Jose Johnson
THANK YOU BASED MADOKA
Jack Ortiz
Please god let both /toy/ and Veeky Forums go through May they win both their next games
Chase Torres
/n/ found the webway lads. Look at all the dickheads.
