WE WISH YOU A MERRY Veeky ForumsMAS

>Demento the pink-faced wojak
>Had some very shiny bags
>Full of LINK and Request
>Even worse than all the newfags
>All of the other wojaks
>Used to post on Veeky Forums with all their gainz
>But those gainz never came for Demento
>Pajeets would just poo in his face
>But then one FUDdy Hardfork Eve
>Moneyskelly came to say
>Demento with your bags so bright
>Sell and then pump ETH tonight
>Then all the oldfags loved him
>And Demento got his 8% gainz
>It didn't matter in the end though
>Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

We were all worried about a red Christmas and nothing but pink wojaks under the tree, but we got a green Christmas after all! Merry Christmas and I hope you all see extraordinary gains in 2018 as well.

crypto will be great for 2 years, why are people saying it's going bad. Just because it doesn't do well for a few weeks...

lol

LAST CHRISTMAS
I SOLD YOU MY BAGS
THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU SOLD THEM AWAY

THIS YEAR
TO SAVE YOU FROM CHEER
ILL SHILL THEM TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

Merry christmas to you too wojak biz, may the lady luck be on your side in 2918

>>O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
>>How long you take to transfer
>>O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
>>Could BCash be the answer
>>Candles so green in bullish times
>>But turn to red when volume climbs
>>O Bitcoin Fee, O Bitcoin Fee
>>How long you take to transfer

Wojaks posting on an open board
Weak hands nipping at your gains
Worldwide crashes being bought by NEETs
And scamcoins dressed up like Cryptos

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To HODLers pajeet and jew,
Although it's been shilled many times, many ways
Merry Veeky Forumsmas to you

Amazing

>Some of those who hold Chain Link, are the same that take losses
>Some of those who hold Chain Link, are the same that take losses
>Some of those who hold Chain Link, are the same that take losses

>Shilling in the name of

>And now you do what McAfee told ya
>And now you do what McAfee told ya
>And now you do what McAfee told ya

>THOSE THAT BUY ARE JUSTIFIED, FOR SHILLING THESE BAGS THEY'RE THE CHOSEN KIKES

>YOU JUSTIFY THOSE THAT BUY, FOR SHILLING THESE BAGS THEY'RE THE CHOSEN KIKES

>Fuck McAfee I won't buy when he tells me
>Fuck Reddit I won't buy what they tell me
>Fuck Schlomo I won't buy what he tells me

>MOTHERFUCKERR

Holy fuck those are some nice digits

Post coins

I'm such a salty little Jew biz. I just wanted one Amazon gift card for Christmas and I didn't get it I'm bummed. Yes I'm happy family is here but still fuck me
Pic related is me

It's now stable at $820

THEN ONE FAGGY CHRISTMAS EVE
THE IRS CAME TO SAY
user WITH YOUR GAINS SO BRIGHT!
WOULD PAY YOUR TAXES TONIGHT?