Is literally named Abaddon

flesh eaters and blood drinkers are loyal troops

abaddon is more special ed than evil, though

>ULTRAMARINES
>best legion
checks out

>>ULTRAMARINES
>>best legion
>checks out
But that isn't actually true.

The Ultramarines didn't get 100% wiped out by orks.

>Emperor's legion of choice
All things considered, they didn't become his favorite until his actual favorites decided to turn traitor because Horus said so....

>red scorpions
>are actually grey and yellow

What did they mean by this?

>hurr durr anyone that followed the Warmaster is evil
Just keep telling yourself that, loyalist

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Anyone who followed Horus and then stayed Chaos is evil.

Also, Chapter Master Lysander.

There is literally nothing evil about Shiva.

Everyone thought he'd be alright because of his disarming personality.

In one audiobook the UM comment on how they didn't realise Murderskull was an evil dude
Mark of calth I think, with Thiel's A TEAM

>Fistfag says Legion

They thought he would be harmless

Just like in benghazi,the h is silent.

to be fair, their scorpion IS red.

>shiva
>evil

...

Isn't that up to interpretation ? Revelation sure is a complex book.

>ULTRAMARINES
>dress in ultra marine
Joke

>
>The Emperor had his flaws.
> (OP)
>There are people in real life named Mort and I would bet all of my possession some idiot named their child Satan, Lucifer, Shiva, etc.
>That doesn't guarantee those children are evil.

The glorious god emporer of mankind is without flaw m'kay.

>Prateorians of the Emperor besides the Custodes
>Dorn named Regent and Lord Commander after Horus turns traitor
>Builds the Emperor's greatest fortress and bastion in the galaxy
>Put down Alpharius in the Solar System war
Also Dorn didn't have no facial hair, he was righteously clean shaven.
>Pollux
Nigga is so alpha that he's as big as the average Primarch and put up a fight and even wounded Curze.

The only thing Imperial Fisters are good at is filling ditches

>and then stayed Chaos is evil.
>mmmmmmm familia what u say, staying with your bros alive or letting imperials torture you forever before execution???
>you are the good guy right?? you WILL let us kill you??
Chaos is literary the only choice if you ever are wrong. Hell, even if you arent and imperium doesn't like you it's the only choice to not fucking die.

Hi Pertuabo, are you going to cry to Fulgrim and Horus about Dorn saying you suck at sieging like a turbo autist again?

>The Emperor had his flaws.

Reported

>Class of ships called "destroyers"
>People think navies are the good guys

Wow, really activated by almonds.

>Dorn named Regent and Lord Commander after Horus turns traitor
Your other points are fair but this is completely incorrect. Malcador was the Regent of Terra and Guilliman was the first Lord Commander (the title didn't exist until after the Heresy). Dorn was the Praetorian of Terra.

>Ships called destroyers
>Their job is to scout, and sometimes escort bigger ships
>Shortest life expectancy in pretty much any naval warfare video game
>They prevent other ships from being destroyed, and often get destroyed themselves, but can only really destroy other ships with a lucky torpedo hit

>Chaos is literary the only choice if you ever are wrong. Hell, even if you arent and imperium doesn't like you it's the only choice to not fucking die.
Yeah, you can get shoved inside an eternal torture box to slowly go raving from the endless pain as your flesh fuses with a daemon machine the moment your psychopathic overlord deems you incovenient.

>No. No! Not the sarcophagus... Khorne damn you, you disloyal curs, just kill me! JUST KILL ME!

Real improvement.

It is a matter of fact that regards of being officially nor not named by the Emperor, Dorn took over command of the entire Imperium with Horus' betrayal. Corax, Vulkan, Guilliman, Russ, Khan, Sanginius, and El'Johnson were all subordinate to him.

So for all effective purpose, he WAS the leader of the IoM while the Emperor was busy on his Webway project and Horus made his rebellion official. And I don't think Malacdor ever outranked him despite being the Emperor's Regent.

That's for pure trolling purposes though.

>Dark Angels characters are named after the lords of hell
>they're the "good" guys

Everyone hates El'Johnson though. Luthur did literally NOTHING wrong.

>evil
the imperium is evil, chaos is just a different form of it

To be fair, Im finishing up some audio books I found and holy shit, chaos is like "lol u r korupted nao". Everything about chaos is crappily written.

>alpha legion
Infact, not first but last legion.

Well to be fair they're named after both demonic AND angelic figures in judeo-christian mythology.

DELET

Destroyers aren't scouts. Fixed and rotor-wing aircraft are the scouts.

Cruisers WERE scouts before naval aviation really took off (hehe), they "cruised" ahead of the flotilla because they were big enough to fend for themselves against smaller vessels and fast enough to outrun what they couldn't fight.

The original purpose of the destroyer was to destroy something called a torpedo boat so that capitol ships could focus on shooting each other and not have to sweat the small stuff. Eventually torpedo boats moved underwater and became submarines, at this time naval aviation was becoming more effective as well due to improved carriers and planes, and the role of the destroyer became destroying planes and subs.

I'd say the name fits quite well.

>moar leik failbaddon amirite guise lololol

Give me a fucking break, even Horus couldn't do what he's accomplished.

>mfw greggs is out of fresh sausage rolls

>Mort
Yeah, Mortimer not fucking Mortarion, the eternal autist who surrounds himself in the most rancid garbage he could possibly think of.

>acts like a uberfag to Guilliman in Ultramar systems
>acts like a uberfag to based Sanginius
>deliberately hides secrets and withholds information from other loyalists and brother Primarchs
>treated Luther like a piece of shit despite the man raising him and loving him like both a brother and son because El'FAGSON is like Pertuabo who has an ego problem
>Gave the Lord of Sperg Warriors super heavy siege guns to use against loyalists on Terra
>Generally is a huge fag who also can't get along with Russ either
Remind me why anyone likes the Lion?

They are alpha legion because unlike the other legions that went through multiple revisions and alterations the alpha legion never had a beta version, we were perfect from the start, HYDRA DOMINATUS BROTHER.

The Emperor always had favorites, otherwise Horus would not be in favor to become Warmaster or Fulgrim to have his legion be named Emperor's Children or sport the Emperor's aquila.

But Alpha Legion was actually first.
While Alpharius was down on his secret planet, Omegon was the only primarch to have stayed with the Emperor. He ran the Alpha Legion in secret before Alpharius was found and did scouting and infiltration on the flanks of the Great Crusade without any of his brothers noticing.

Ultramarines = superoperator ninja commandos who fuck your shit up with tempo tempo tempo
Imperial fists = those guys who walk silly and wear stupid crap at monuments and palaces.

>Ultramarines = superoperator
Maybe
>ninja commandos
Those are the Raven Guard
>who fuck your shit up with tempo tempo tempo
You mean the same Ultramarines whose best strategy fighting over sized bugs is force-feeding themselves to Hive Fleets till they get indigestion.

If i'm not mistaken, partly due to Horus being first found, the XVI was considered the Emp favorite legion for a while

Iron Hands of the Iron Hands with his iron hands

Perturabo, the perturbed fellow

Yeah, they are pretty good at filling them with IWs, aren't they?

that would defeat the fortification purpise of a ditch, a better use of heretic bodies would be to pile them up as barricades

>I will always chose almost certain death over certain death
Ciaphas Cain

yes, SIGNIFICANTLY better.

Went to school with a guy named Damien, myself.

How often do you meet a person who wholly embodies the literal meaning of their name?

No matter what the fluff states I've always imagined Dorn was the Primarch that needed the most baby sitting.

>Horus I want you to lead your brothers in completing the Great Crusade for all of humanity
>Oh yeah Dorn...
>Um come stand in front of this door for me and dont touch anything

Common Raven of the Bird Guards

OP's logic-People who share names with evil people from mythos/past will also be evil (duh) - all people who are called Joseph are evil- all people named Juda are betrayers-all people named Mohammed are murders/crusaders/prophets......OP if you can't see the stupidity in this then I am sorry but you are lost, also FICTION INSPIRED BY BIBLE

IV Legion trips confirm, Iron Warriors best at siege

That's just to piss off actual loyal astartes though. They even still wear the aquila over their chaos stars.

>Emperor's Children
>they're bad guys

>Decided not to go to Terra with Sanginius
Can't forget that important tidbit

Givin children an original name usually make them more likely to commit crimes for some reason.

>Also Dorn didn't have no facial hair, he was righteously clean shaven.
Clean Shaven Dorn is worst Dorn.

A BADD ON(E)
>literally named a bad one

To be fair most people named Juda are jewish and you know how those types can be.

Delet this post right now, user

>who also can't get along with Russ either
It's Russ. Does he get along with ANYONE?

Apparently Guilliman considered Russ one of his dauntless few despite the fact that I dont believe the two ever were ever apart of the same battle, and that they have completely different views on just about everything.

SURPRISE ALPHA LEGION BUMP!