What color has the cutest guys ?

What color has the cutest guys ?

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Red.

Green if you like lumberjacks
White if you like romance novel covers
Blue if you like guys with glasses
Red if you like ABS
Black if you want someone to pull your hair and spit on you

Red and white share romance covers, but only white has silver foxes like Odric.

Iunno
White has a lot of military men, your Odrics and Gideons

Blue has...what, like, Jace and Memnarch? And Tezzeret, I guess? Grungy geeks are the order of the day, complete with Ixidor the Waifu sculptor

Black has anything from well-intentioned, selfish assholes to psychopaths, the best boys being Sorin and Tetsuo Umezawa

Red has passionate, buff guys like Koth, and snappy dressers stylin' on ya all handsomely roguish, like Tibalt.

Green has dumb fuckmeat like Garruk, but also handsome elf bois like Rofellos and Evil Dead star Multani.

>Memnarch
>cute
I mean, whatever floats your boat, but dude I'm still gonna judge you

The joke was that Blue has shit hasubandos, room-temperature-IQ.

blue have samuel l jackson

Says who, faggot? Jace is actually kind of cute, you know, not that you would if your only exposure to him is the shitty flavortext they put on that old Counterspell. And Venser, while only half-U half-W on his planeswalker card, was a fucking dreamboat.

that one gobbo is so gay

White, desu, though red is very, very close

>desu

this is how i know you bottom

If you say so, senpai

Jesus christ those hipbones.

>jace
>qt

Is it even a question?

But he is.

which colour is he again?

Red.

None

pale

is that an eldrazid thingamabob from khaldesh?

Yes, roughly.

Kozilek, the macho guy.

>guy

Cuuuute (and makes you pancakes too)

Not B has the cutest guys and best lovers

That is a very handsome man.

BW

W

protect me daddy

Why is this even a thread?

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Those dudes look hella gay

They are hella gay.

RG has the most handsome men, and cutest girls. Prove me wrong!

Not that I can prove you wrong here, but a single card that's technically W and U in addition to RG isn't very persuasive evidence.

Black. Even the player's cute.

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In a pig's eye

unfffff, I want to sit on his face

Oloro gives me life

natty?

>Black if you want someone to pull your hair and spit on you

>gay
he doesn't know...

With those delts?
Maybe.

>Green

>Green wants to breed
>White wants to be romantic
>Red wants to be rough
>Blue probably is into femdom
>Black locks you up in the dungeon with nipple clamps

Red is the color of romance you dolt.

>Red is the color of romance you dolt.
Red is passion and impulse

>implying that's not romantic

Blue is too intelligent for such lowbrow carnal pleasure.

>black
Nailed it.

Found the red fangirl

Black does, at least according to Yugioh

>cutest girls

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You say that like you don't want me to step on your sack.

Abzan player for life, try again faggot

Don't care that they're gay, but that hand brushing the nape of his neck? Coulda left that out. Creepy and throws it off to me.

But how would you know they are gay if they don't hit you over the head with it?

Agreed. It's pretty fucking weird and unnatural.
Hand around hip would have been 10x less weird.

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I get the feeling the men of such stature wouldn't affect such limp-wristed pda.

Naw. Having a hand around someone is a pretty manly way to show possession.

Significantly less weird and creepy than gently massaging the back of their head.

>Veeky Forums
>/totally gay/
>/transexual galore/
>/trap girls/

Thats pretty subtle, user

It also implies that the black guy is the bottom

we all know what blue gets off on

Nah, he regularly injects MANa

Blue seems like a control/permission based dom to be, tbqh

as it should be

>Black if you want someone to pull your hair and spit on you
yes please

Look, look at this fag and laugh.

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Black black black!

Why the fuck did you post a fan card?

Hello handsome!

Obviously red. This Victor guy is so enthralling.

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Is that goblin blushing?!

>A man that handsome will never tie me to the bed and breed me while I pretend not to want ti

>Not a Legendary creature

Missed opportunity, Wizards

If I wanted to make an "attractive man tribal" Commander deck, what should I put it in?

But then how else could you get a playset of him out, steal your opponents board, and start the game in Orgytime?

That's the price to pay when you have a guy so hot that he's practically a legend for it.

Definitely has to include red for the Victor, and black for Toshiro and Anowon. Not totally sure on the colors though, maybe use Bruse Tarl and another Partner commander to get everything you want in?

Damn. Look at that smolder

Alright, after further research into the various legendaries, we gotta make this a five color deck. There are too many good ones.

However, there are no hot guy 5 color legendaries. My compromise would be to make the commander Karona, and flavor the whole thing as her giant harem.

Can you manage 4-colour? We could use Gay Kings as the commander, and cut black.

Life is suffering

Yeah, looking at it the only ones we're really missing out on are Baron Sengir, Kalitas, Toshi, and Tasigur. Gay Kings seems like the best compromise.

I imagine him doing rocky horror show i can make you a man in seven days

Any examples from black?

hi chandere

I think OG Kalitas counts.

Any love for this bad boi?

"Bad" is the right way to put it.

Who is this Rakdos girl I keep seeing with Teysa?

I'd go with Red, with Black and Blue close behind.

There is a guy in Cleveland who has an entire binder of tibalts and will trade to get them, so there is at least 1 Tibalt fan out there.

>guy
>Cleveland

why?

>>/transexual galore/
>>/trap girls/
Are you implying I don't have to troll /soc to find cute traps to talk to? Because that would be just peachy