Veeky Forums can't make an appealing male character

>Veeky Forums can't make an appealing male character
>Veeky Forums is surprised and bitchy when all female PCs are lesbians

who are you quoting?

Clearly you need a trip to Infinity General.

knife ears can't compete.

I'm not saying I wish we still had quest threads on this board, but I do wish that we still had quest threads on this board.

This should be a bannable offence

>Veeky Forums can't make an appealing male character
Making appealing male characters is actually easier for two reasons:
1. You can't get away with mere sex appeal
2. They're not women

Appealing female characters in various media tend to be men with boobs.

He's not quoting, he's implying.

Just make a good female character without tits.

>posting a dude

Laughing doctor doom/ lex luthers are great and loved
A megalomaniac girl has to try super hard to not be obnoxious

>not making every character you play as a skeleton
No relationships, only spooks.

>A girl has to try super hard to not be obnoxious
FTFY

>1. You can't get away with mere sex appeal

I feel you've missed out on 42 years worth of roleplaying games.

I think these comics were the moment I stopped finding bards having sex with everything funny

Thanks for proving them right?

Oh, grow up. They're a dozen or so funny little single-image pictures making fun of a classic D&D trope about bard. Laugh, dammit.

>it's done for fun so you have to laugh
some jokes ar ejsut shit user

I guess I'm just not adult enough to think having sex with a rock is funny. This sort of thing is just what beating a joke to death looks like to me

>le ebin so funnay bard sex meme

Haha

>implying I would take my helmet off for a wench I just met
>implying I even care about what the fuck a stranger thinks about me
>implying there is anything that is more important than bringing the light to darkness
>implying that wenches come before bretheren

thatisasmiting.mp4

I never play a lesbian it's far more funny to fluster the other guys at the table by flirting with them
that and girls are gross and have cooties

The only time I made an appealing male character, it was a 46 year old father who was adventuring now that his children had grown up and his wife had died and had nothing else to do. This made the DM's sister go all daddy issues on him, which made me fucking terrified of what to do.

All of these quality threads sure was worth bumping off original content creators.

Bang her obviously.