Forget all you know about Veeky Forums. Pretend it's your first time on this board.
No, go a step further. Forget all you know about traditional games. Forget any knowledge you may have beyond that traditional games exist. Take a moment. Close your eyes if you think that will help.
Now, look at Veeky Forums. While still in the fresh mindset of a gaming virgin, look over the catalog. Imagine what a person would think about traditional games if Veeky Forums was their first introduction to them.
What can you tell me about traditional games?
Asher Foster
Don't play dnd.
Luis Wright
/thread
Oliver Rodriguez
Wow, this place is full of autistic retards.
Liam Phillips
>literally can't stop being system war trolls
I think you guys need serious, and I mean pills and three sessions a week serious, help.
Connor Gonzalez
These people need to meet girls.
Austin Gutierrez
>Not having basic critical faculties is a bad thing
Aaron Lee
It needs more quest threads.
Josiah Martin
Considering I'm on Veeky Forums, I should expect high densities of autism and rage only tangentially related to the subject at hand. So, essentially nothing.
Liam Sanders
Love can bloom anywhere and sexually between literally anything.
Daniel Hall
Quest threads are fun and Veeky Forums-related.
Andrew Cox
They have good ideas which other people make infinitely superior, for free.
Veeky Forums got me into monstergirls. I have no regrets.
Jacob Carter
Did this place already have so many trolls and memes? I heard it was better than /v/. Did /v/ show up?
Michael Russell
I still think that frequently.
Bentley Reyes
Seeing as how this board was started from Memehammer Memedsday, yes.
Christopher Green
>What can you tell me about traditional games? They are startlingly diverse, can generate powerful opinions and emotions, and the one constant appears to be fans that are autistic, retarded trolls that seem to need to get laid.
Leo Ward
Likely something around the accord of. "Why are these people so obsessed over lesbians? What's with all these giant dudes with Pauldrons the size of their entire shoulders. what's with all this bullshit about necromancers? What does any of these inane questions have to do with this hobby? What the fuck is the imperial guard? Why is there some golden looking dude who seems like a dick on half the pages of the board?"
Sebastian Harris
What do you mean this isn't /a/?
Grayson Hall
This. It really is horrible from what I'm reading.
Ethan Turner
>this old lie with zero proof You really need to stop repeating it until you get even a shred of proof, and the mere existence of WW is not enough to call it the reason for Veeky Forums.
David Edwards
Wow all these generals are really autistic. Where is the traditional games discussion?
Owen Morgan
>Forget all you know about traditional games. Forget any knowledge you may have beyond that traditional games exist. >What can you tell me about traditional games?
They Exist.
Adrian Williams
First post best post. Start with literally any other system, help the hobby escape from the cancer of D20.
Josiah Adams
There's no female space marines and this is a problem that requires a thread each day to address.
Ayden Perry
This place is cool I guess. No idea what half this shit is but they look like they like it so I guess its cool.
Isaiah Hernandez
Jews were never burned in the Holocaust.
Alexander Hughes
You really, really need to stop pushing your silly system war trolling already. Hating on what's popular because it's popular just spreads negativity without accomplishing anything.
Hudson Ortiz
>What can you tell me about traditional games? People only play either Warhammer or DnD. Rarely play something fun. Lots of anime. Life of traditional games enthusiast is hard.
Thomas Hernandez
Man, why is most every goddamn thing here fantasy? Even the science fiction is mostly fantasy.
Jacob Smith
Why are elf's seen as shit? After all that Movie about the ring showed me they were the best in everything. Also why cant my guy be a mega sword person with wings and magic necromancer powerz while also a princess pretending to be a male leading an army of furry people from another planet.
William Lewis
How exactly did you reach that conclusion by looking at the catalog? If anything, that catalog would suggest that you should play D&D.
Hunter Lopez
I know the "g" stands for generals but I'm not sure what the "t"stands for.
Grayson Brown
The problem isn't that it's popular. The problem is that it's shit.
Thomas Allen
Would you an elf?
Brandon Martin
You know perfectly well that you wouldn't shitpost about it like you do if it weren't popular. It's popularity is the catalyst for your shitposts.
Anthony Peterson
>cancer wouldn't be an important topic if it weren't so prevalent You must be a fucking genius, I bet you always had As on math exams
Lucas Bell
Why stop there? Pretend you've never been on Veeky Forums.
No, go a step further. Forget all you know about the internet. Forget any knowledge you have of information technology beyond that electricity exists. Take a moment. Close your browser if you think that will help.
Now, look at internet porn. While still in the fresh mindset of an internet virgin, look over some choice pornsites. Imagine what a person would think about the internet if porn was their first introduction to it.
What can you tell me about boobies?
Zachary Watson
Worms come out sometimes and the nipples can be penetrated.
Jaxson Bailey
You really are one awkward troll. It's so weird that you honestly think your personal opinion matters so much as to shitpost as much as you do about a game you don't like. Shouldn't you be in Veeky Forums complaining about chocolate or something?
Connor Gray
Boobies are great?
Camden Baker
Who are you and why are you asking me questions?
Grayson Hill
Ribbon likes games.
Alexander Jenkins
I am Not even the guy you responded to you utter retard, I just cringed at your idiotic “argument“ If you say something and it wouldn't change anything even if you were right maybe you should shut the fuck up about it
Camden Kelly
But user, this is my first time on tg. I've only been posting on Veeky Forums for two days
Samuel Adams
How do you like it so far?
Gavin Powell
Why is half the board generals?
Dominic Cruz
Half the threads are about Warhammer. Is it really that popular?