Forget all you know about Veeky Forums

Forget all you know about Veeky Forums.
Pretend it's your first time on this board.

No, go a step further. Forget all you know about traditional games. Forget any knowledge you may have beyond that traditional games exist. Take a moment. Close your eyes if you think that will help.

Now, look at Veeky Forums. While still in the fresh mindset of a gaming virgin, look over the catalog. Imagine what a person would think about traditional games if Veeky Forums was their first introduction to them.

What can you tell me about traditional games?

Don't play dnd.

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Wow, this place is full of autistic retards.

>literally can't stop being system war trolls

I think you guys need serious, and I mean pills and three sessions a week serious, help.

These people need to meet girls.

>Not having basic critical faculties is a bad thing

It needs more quest threads.

Considering I'm on Veeky Forums, I should expect high densities of autism and rage only tangentially related to the subject at hand. So, essentially nothing.

Love can bloom anywhere and sexually between literally anything.

Quest threads are fun and Veeky Forums-related.

They have good ideas which other people make infinitely superior, for free.

Veeky Forums got me into monstergirls.
I have no regrets.

Did this place already have so many trolls and memes? I heard it was better than /v/. Did /v/ show up?

I still think that frequently.

Seeing as how this board was started from Memehammer Memedsday, yes.

>What can you tell me about traditional games?
They are startlingly diverse, can generate powerful opinions and emotions, and the one constant appears to be fans that are autistic, retarded trolls that seem to need to get laid.

Likely something around the accord of. "Why are these people so obsessed over lesbians? What's with all these giant dudes with Pauldrons the size of their entire shoulders. what's with all this bullshit about necromancers? What does any of these inane questions have to do with this hobby? What the fuck is the imperial guard? Why is there some golden looking dude who seems like a dick on half the pages of the board?"

What do you mean this isn't /a/?

This. It really is horrible from what I'm reading.

>this old lie with zero proof
You really need to stop repeating it until you get even a shred of proof, and the mere existence of WW is not enough to call it the reason for Veeky Forums.

Wow all these generals are really autistic. Where is the traditional games discussion?

>Forget all you know about traditional games. Forget any knowledge you may have beyond that traditional games exist.
>What can you tell me about traditional games?

They Exist.

First post best post. Start with literally any other system, help the hobby escape from the cancer of D20.

There's no female space marines and this is a problem that requires a thread each day to address.

This place is cool I guess. No idea what half this shit is but they look like they like it so I guess its cool.

Jews were never burned in the Holocaust.

You really, really need to stop pushing your silly system war trolling already. Hating on what's popular because it's popular just spreads negativity without accomplishing anything.

>What can you tell me about traditional games?
People only play either Warhammer or DnD. Rarely play something fun. Lots of anime. Life of traditional games enthusiast is hard.

Man, why is most every goddamn thing here fantasy? Even the science fiction is mostly fantasy.

Why are elf's seen as shit? After all that Movie about the ring showed me they were the best in everything. Also why cant my guy be a mega sword person with wings and magic necromancer powerz while also a princess pretending to be a male leading an army of furry people from another planet.

How exactly did you reach that conclusion by looking at the catalog? If anything, that catalog would suggest that you should play D&D.

I know the "g" stands for generals but I'm not sure what the "t"stands for.

The problem isn't that it's popular.
The problem is that it's shit.

Would you an elf?

You know perfectly well that you wouldn't shitpost about it like you do if it weren't popular. It's popularity is the catalyst for your shitposts.

>cancer wouldn't be an important topic if it weren't so prevalent
You must be a fucking genius, I bet you always had As on math exams

Why stop there?
Pretend you've never been on Veeky Forums.

No, go a step further. Forget all you know about the internet. Forget any knowledge you have of information technology beyond that electricity exists. Take a moment. Close your browser if you think that will help.

Now, look at internet porn. While still in the fresh mindset of an internet virgin, look over some choice pornsites. Imagine what a person would think about the internet if porn was their first introduction to it.

What can you tell me about boobies?

Worms come out sometimes and the nipples can be penetrated.

You really are one awkward troll. It's so weird that you honestly think your personal opinion matters so much as to shitpost as much as you do about a game you don't like.
Shouldn't you be in Veeky Forums complaining about chocolate or something?

Boobies are great?

Who are you and why are you asking me questions?

Ribbon likes games.

I am Not even the guy you responded to you utter retard, I just cringed at your idiotic “argument“
If you say something and it wouldn't change anything even if you were right maybe you should shut the fuck up about it

But user, this is my first time on tg. I've only been posting on Veeky Forums for two days

How do you like it so far?

Why is half the board generals?

Half the threads are about Warhammer. Is it really that popular?