I have indeed played a maid. They were a good gorl for Master. Then they got their heart broken and killed him
James Butler
>They were a good gorl for Master. Then they got their heart broken and killed him
Hmmm....
Eli Ross
You know what I want to see?
A celeb sextuple app. 6 players applying to a game with a full family of characters.
Given the current crop of celebs, who would be who?
Some suggestions: >Slow as the Daddy >Sleep as Elder Brother >Wist as Cutest Daughter
Juan King
...
Joseph Stewart
>Vult is the rapey uncle.
Hudson Murphy
Are you subconsciously lewd? Do you leak your dark fetishes without noticing it?
Daniel Price
Startoad as deadbeat uncle Vult as pervy uncle
Mason Martinez
Do you give the loot to the character who needs it most?
Lincoln Mitchell
StarToad as the retarded fat nephew
Bentley Walker
I'm usually pretty good about holding back despite ERPing semi-regularly.
Jacob Lopez
>Sleep as the youngest brother with a massive inferiority complex and desperate desire to be cool >Sweagle as the cool uncle who gives the kids beer and porno mags. >Disk as the dickass eldest brother >Rory as the family pet
Now here's the question, who's the mom?
Henry Morris
Not really. I tend to have some outlets I use for it, or I just fap furiously when I start thinking about letting them leak out.
Gavin Cooper
...
Jason Thompson
QANON
Connor Thomas
2hu as banished and exiled distant cousin fallen from grace.
Jason Bailey
Oh, okay, I like little brother Sleep better, that's good.
Brandon Moore
But he was banished from the Kawase/Startoad Spawning Ground Discord. Don't the celebs have their own Discord with blackjack and hookers?
Caleb Parker
Should incest be better/worse among the long-lived races vs the shorter lived ones?
Jason Williams
Depends on how likely it is for the race in question to actually make a kid per instance of sex.
Levi Rodriguez
Depends on how rare/genetically diverse the race is: if they're like cheetahs, they're already fucking each other's close relations.
Lincoln Mitchell
2hu still BTFO.
Christopher Thompson
DHB as the rich but eccentric uncle.
Joseph Cox
Surely this family would have neighbors as well, am I right?
Grayson Lopez
Sure. No reason not to.
Carter Garcia
>massive inferiority complex and desperate desire to be cool This should not bite as deep as it does.
Dylan Garcia
We still love you and appreciate all you do for us, sleep.
Nolan Stewart
DHB works better as a neighbor. Or a family friend.
Carter Sanchez
Celebrities were a mistake.
Ryder Sullivan
God damn weeaboos posting trash topics.
I had someone who played a catgirl in a space campaign, she was the starship maid and carried a katana with it's sheath being disguised as a broom.
It's a complex. It's not literal inferiority, but instead a biting self-criticism borne of insecurity. Get it straight, dummy.
Isaac Miller
What's the best class for an unarmored polearm wielder if 3pp is allowed?
Andrew Sanchez
If only to sate my own curiosity, why is your polearm wielder unarmored?
Jaxon Brooks
Ayo lads.
What's the best way to get a bunch of attacks with thrown weapons? Full BAB + Rapid Shot?
Lucas Morris
You'll need Quick Draw, too.
Jaxon Wilson
Wizard
Lincoln Edwards
Telekinesis
Ryan Morris
What setting is most similar to Greyhawk with pathfinder Can I just play greyhawk in pathfinder?
Gabriel Murphy
You can, yes. Most everything on d20pfsrd is written to be setting-agnostic, though that can make it hard to cross-reference if you're also trying to look it up somewhere else.
Chase Anderson
Would you be willing to wear a mithral chain shirt under your normal clothes? They're light enough they can be worn under clothing.
Sebastian Wilson
I have the old Greyhawk 3.5 book, is it just like a straight conversion from 3.5 to PF or are there any big differences?
Brandon Williams
Righto, thanks friend.
Looking to throw as many axes as possible.
Henry Wilson
Well, the thing is that most of the stuff like regional traits, religion traits, and a lot of the more flavor-based archetypes are shackled to specific Gods, nations, or other things from Golarion. You'd basically need to take them as they come and re-jigger them so they fit in Greyhawk.
I honestly don't know much about the setting, beyond what I got in the 3.5 PHB and through reading 1d4chan, so the best I can say is that it's not going to be all that hard.
Ryder Lewis
How do you guys find games to play? Gamefinder threads are pretty cancerous and the idea of using the Roll20 LFG scares me
Brody Jenkins
For better or worse, /pfg/ turned in on itself and started making games almost exclusively for people who browse /pfg/ and their friends on Discord.
It's resulted in a glut of games over the past half-year, slowed down now that most of the more proactive players and GMs have full schedules.
Benjamin Hall
I don't; my GM Dom tells me what I'll be playing each day after I finish giving him his morning rimjob.
Nathaniel Hernandez
The Roll20 LFG is actually usable. You definitely need a lot of patience and vigilance, but I have had more good games than bad using it.
Carter Gray
Make sure you replace Asmodeus's game mechanics with another deity's because whether or not a character is a god is a pretty big deal.
John Baker
I've been on roll20 for 5 years now, with over 1500 hours of genuinely playing games, and my experiences with LFG have been consistently bad. Is the pathfinder community less cancer on roll 20? because I had someone vehemently swear that pathfinder's community is 100% garbage
Matthew Richardson
Art. Finding art before doing everything else makes it way easier than finding art afterwards, trust me.
Possibly. What do you have in mind?
Logan Brown
The Pathfinder LFG community is surely better than 5e is right now. You do need to avoid games with red flags, and if you're the GM, you need to screen each applicant with some kind of interview using the same medium (text, voice, video) as the game.
John Rodriguez
I only have 1000 hours and my experience with Roll20 has been reasonably good.
It's really easy to sort out games where people have a semblance of having shit together vs ones that don't. Even my worst Roll20 experiences were mediocre.
Carson Morales
Purely hypothetically, what kind of instrument would a savage vampire rapist play?
Asher Roberts
Flute. Ever seen Kannazuki no Miko?
Justin Foster
I haven't.
Nicholas Thomas
It's basically the quintessential yuri romance. In that the heroine's love interest rapes her with a flute and still gets portrayed as a tragic figure.
Jeremiah Bennett
a barrel organ
Jonathan Reyes
Yes I did. It was a male kitsune.
Michael James
Spheres of Might's Conscript. They can gain talents that help them function unarmored, and spear fight one handed. On top of their other combat abilities.
Tyler Harris
Not yet, but I have an Android maid prepped for the first game I find where the DM doesn't have Android-phobia.
Joseph Ross
I think Starfinder PDFs are out for some people. Some random person on the pathfinder facebook group made a stream talking about their pdf.
Anyone on here who got one willing to leak screenshots for us poor fuckers that have to wait 2+ weeks?
Luke Bailey
Danke schoen
Luke Williams
More prevalent among less organized and more long lived races, because less chances of genetic malfunctions and more need to teach their young what the hell they need to be doing to increase numbers.
I am an unrepentant xenophile with twisted fantasies.
Aiden Foster
Is it just me, or is Virtuous Bravo... actually a really acceptable Swashbuckler solution?
You still Smite Evil, but now have Precise Strike in addition (ie add 2-3 times your level to each attack).
You can add Cha to attack rolls and saves (and AC in a bad way but you can also get a huge attack roll and parry things) so your Panache stat is absolutely not a waste anymore.
You have Lay On Hands and Channel Energy, Detect Evil and fear immunity.
You still have Divine Bond, so you actually have the 100% mandatory-to-function Keen enhancement provided by your class in addition to lots of bonuses, or a mount to do enormous damage with (none of the deeds stop working while mounted).
Maybe it's worse than Paladin casting? But it's as naturally damage-focused as melee classes can get, actually serves some useful purposes outside of hitting, and can fully put its stats to use. Swash isn't a high bar but these things are actually all it needed to not be a total failure.
Cooper Davis
Say something nice about every Intrigue app, /pfg/!
Hey, it's me, that guy who wrote the Minor Gestalt homebrew rules with a point-buy system.
No, not that guy, the other guy.
I'm back with another better draft of the rules for you all to throw tomatoes at.
Major Changes: >Added "Basic Benefits" category for things like HD and BAB >Segregated 3rd party material >Rewrote many of the choices
Eli Long
Everyone submitted a character they like :3
Gabriel Campbell
Is it possible to wield a weapon two-handed "wrong" or do you never take off-hand penalties?
Ethan Cooper
Why would you take off-hand penalties for a two-handed weapon? Are you talking about TWF or double weapons?
Caleb Brown
Point costs seem arbitrary.
Why does gaining channels cost the same as an alchemist or bard extract/spell progression?
Benjamin Wright
I hope you removed all traces of Celestial Amphibian.
Liam Howard
Point cost is going to be very difficult to balance. Do please point out any cost that seems to high or low.
Channeling is too high, I agree. However, I will point out that Bard casting costs 4, not 3.
Josiah Stewart
I removed everything I considered distinctly his. He is welcome to PM me to request that other features be removed.
Jayden Bailey
In the majority of cases I'd gestalt Sorcerer instead of some other caster for their bloodline arcana. You've specifically excluded bloodline arcana from the bloodline poaching option.
John Cook
Blood arcana is certainly important. I excluded it because know of people who abuse the shit out of it.
However, now that I think about it, most people who abuse it go crossblooded for double the arcana. You can't do that with this system, so it should be safe to allow anyone to get one bloodline arcana.
Asher Johnson
How do mythic paths work?
Levi Davis
You take what they give you and slap it on top of what you already had. If you want a more specific answer you'll need a more specific quesiton.
Cameron Long
What's your favorite animal companions PGG?
Robert Harris
why does the snek smile why is the smile so cute
Daniel Reed
is happy. snekpanions do cute thing liek this.
Nolan Gonzalez
And for a version that would make an excellent basis for a couatl but in reality is just actually an extremely oversaturated picture
Have late game snekpanions too!
Gabriel Garcia
>Rory as the family pet, the fluffiest pupper
fixed it
Connor Nguyen
Hi
Kevin Perez
t. Rory
Christian Williams
Have you seen the review I wrote for you?
Charles Perry
Yea thanks
Adrian Jones
Can war turn a neutral/caothic good character into a lawful evil?
Jace Harris
Possibly, but it's not going to be a sharp, direct change so much as a gradual slide, events just piling up one by one as he slips into being Neutral, then Lawful Neutral, then finally LE. And that'd probably have to be a long fucking war for all that to happen.
Charles Bell
Wars are constant, only briefly interrupt by (on year-long) truces, so its all fine.
Logan Collins
A fair while ago, I made an alignment system write-up for a game I never really wrote much but fluff on. I know that it's probably going to cause a flamewar no matter what, so I'll just leave it here. pastebin.com/eNTzm2np
Charles Young
Would you play in a game where one player was objectively the main character? By design both thematically and mechanically. An app process would pick them and another process for the rest of the party who serve them.
Cameron Foster
No, because DMPCs suck and what you describe is a case of "GM's Girlfriend plays."
Luke Brown
That'd only be true if Wist or QANON got chosen as the hero
Hudson King
It's bad no matter who the player of the main character is, and saying otherwise is blatant stupidity.
Jordan Perry
What if Tuv is the Main Character?
Lucas James
Sure. Most of my characters are written as 'side characters' anyway.
Plus it would be nice to have a party with a designated leader who will actually drive the fucking plot for a change.