The Emperor's Finest Edition

Abandon thread and try again

Maybe they'd put on boots if they were in dangerous conditions. We already know Tau repaint their armour to suit different battlefields.

>still haven't settled on an army

I can't even pick just by fluff because there's a bunch of armies I like the fluff of.

Be'lakor is the only undivided daemon prince and yes that includes Lorgar and Evil Dorn.

My dudes but as a division of established armies in the setting. Like how I have a warband of Iron Warriors that are all my dudes

Bit of both, but will often adapt official stuff, like neutral iron warriors in 30k that guard a shipping lane depo

Alright OP here let me fix this soz guys.

What the fuck, OP?

Anyway, here i made an imperial melee list, how does it look?

Battalion detchment +3cp

High Marshal Helbretch 170pt

Saint Celestine 250pt
+2x Germinae Superia

Lieutenant 64pt
+power sword

10x Initiate 146pt
+8x chainsword
+power fist
+power sword

10x Initiate 146pt
+8x chainsword
+power fist
+power sword

5x Initiate 90pt
+missile launcher

Stormraven 316
+twin assault cannon
+twin h. bolter
+2x hurrican bolter
+4x stormstrike missile

Stormraven 316
+twin assault cannon
+twin h. bolter
+2x hurrican bolter
+4x stormstrike missile

1498pt, 6cp

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

Everyone roll a pair of dice to see if Carnac dies in a car crash tomorrow. Doubles is a yes. Double 6's means that Slaanesh makes it extra painful

>Double 9 on 2d6

Primarchs outrank Princes in hierarchy.

No.

How do we get a double 9 if the die goes from 1 to 6

Entirely depends. If your dudes army is poorly written cringe shit, like that one guy who's chaoter was a Bangles AND grey knights successor, then you're better off sticking with established lore.
If you're even a half decent writer who can make something that's reasonable and interesting, then your dudes is fine.

Why do you ask?

>the joke
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With how un-fleshed out all the Tau septs are (other than T'au obviously), there's a lot of creative freedom. Don't feel much need to make up names or anything.

Read some short stories.
For Mechanicus i can recomend Zheng Cipher.
Very short but gives good feeling of how the Mechanicus.
It's available in the MEGA

Untrue. The Primarchs are princes and not even the mightiest of them.

Abandon thread?

Remember to hide and ignore Carnac and all Be'lacuck posters.
All Imperial Citizens are advised to carry around Rocks and Lizards, as these are known to ward off these foul, tainted beasts. However, remember that said rocks are NOT free, and misuse will result in disciplinary action

False.

DOOMBREED is said to stand above the daemon primarchs in power.

Pick necrons because they have a variety of ways to play but can always include your original collection, buy this first then expand out
games-workshop.com/en-GB/Start-Collecting-Necrons

Oh, it was a joke, that's why you deleted the post and posted this one attempting to fix your mistake?

I've read plenty of stories, that's the problem. I've got so many armies I think are cool, I can't choose between them.

Ironic coming from a race that canonically were beaten BY (MOON) ROCKS.

What's your source?

>being THIS retarded and not knowing about the chaos numbers on top of that

Thread wars is here folks. Choose your thread!
Normie Thread
Fucked up thread

I know all about the sacred numbers, doesn't mean you can role a 9 on a d6 or explain why you deleted your post and tried to correct it if it was a joke.

Jobbing tryhard who has achieved nothing for aeons. Even in WFB

>evil dorn
SHUT UP, Pertuabo used his autism to create a perpetual motion machine, Dorn used two bricks as a fleshlight

Has anyone got some good and fucked up images as inspiration for chaos, kinda like OP?

The Red Angel also outranks Primarchs, and he's just a possessed BA apothecary
Reminder an Iron Hands commander used a moon to kill a whole World Eaters fleet during the heresy

Real, non-psychosis thread:

Chaos cannot be escaped

Mark this thread for deletion.

Lads... can you Deep strike / arrive from orbit / da jump / whatever... and do this... ?

>-ELLAR FIELD OFFLINE. WARNING. GELLAR FIELD OFFLINE. WARN-

Absolutely false.

>‘Hark well, as I tell you the tale of Be’lakor First-Damned, may his forgotten true-name be forever cursed. In his arrogance, he drew the gaze of the Chaos Gods to this world, bringing damnation upon us all.’

>Frederich Weirde, Chronicler of the End Times

-It was Be'lakor will brought the attention of Chaos Gods to this world.
-His damnation tainted the hearts of all men and opened them to Chaos
-It was Be'lakor who taught the men how to worship Chaos and venerate the gods
-It was Be'lakor who saved the world with his hubris and rebellion against the gods tying up the gods armies in the north allowing the Elves enough time to finish the ritual
-It was his curse that allowed for the rise of the Everchosen
-By his genius did the prophecy of the Red Eye/Three Eyed King come to be
-It was he who authored the End Times by writing it in Necrodomo's place
-It was he who sired Archaon, the greatest of all the champions of Chaos
-It was by his immortal power that time was violated again and again to ensure that his son-in-darkness stays true to his path
-It was his machinations that aided in Nagash's return starting the End Times
-The Elven cycle was forever broken by him discovering Lileath
-It was Be'lakor who alerted the Incarnates to Archaon's doomsday plan
-It was Be'lakor whose failed machinations led to Gotrek becoming the new Dwarfen God of Vengeance

Be'lakor was named the greatest villain in WHFB for a reason. In time he will be the greatest and most iconic villain in 40K as well.

So long as:
>You're in coherency
>More than 9" away.

Then yes

does anyone have a link, or a WD number for the full report so I can go laugh at belacuck?

>SCREAMING

> a fucking passing mention from 2nd end when the Chaos Gods were still created in the middle ages
> thrown a bone every once in the while simply by dropping his name and never doing anything else with the character
Yeah sure brah.

> WITH ROCKS

>the daemon prince
>not one use of the name in your cherry picked quotes

fake news, low energy!