Welcome back to the 2017 Summer Elite Cup, one and all. Today we take on Veeky Forums as we look to advance to the knockouts!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
Fresh off our upset victory against a heavily tipped /vp/, Veeky Forums are in the driving seat as we look to secure promotion against a surprisingly aggressive Veeky Forums team in today's second match. (Kick off 1730 UTC, 1:30 pm EDT)
BUT BEFORE THAT, our good buddies /m/ look to recover from last week's draw with a win over /vp/ who are also eager to get back on stronger footing. (1700 UTC, 1 pm EDT)
AFTER US HOWEVER, our other good buddies /toy/ take on historical powerhouse /sp/ to get some much needed points in the fight for advancement. (1800 UTC, 2 pm EDT)
AND LATER, in tonight's final match our other OTHER good buddies /co/ take on /g/ as they look to recover from a narrow loss to /int/ (2030 UTC, 4:30 pm EDT)
So that's it. Get in here. GET HYPE! AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
Christian Collins
IT"S TIME FOR FOOTSLOGGIN' BOYZ! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Sebastian Flores
The Emperor Protects.
Camden Wright
/d/ here. Good luck!
Joshua Ross
LET'S FUCKING GET THIS PARTY STARTED WOO!
Matthew Baker
The emperor isn't a goalie anymore. For some reason.
Xavier Murphy
>not protecting from the front
Gavin Rivera
Time for meme magic.
Noah Brooks
/m/ here, good luck brothers.
Dominic Martinez
Good luck to you guys to, may the best win.
Lincoln Jenkins
Good luck you too, and let's have a good match this sunday.
Kayden Brooks
You should talk with /d/ here
Jeremiah Martin
Go beat /vp/ bros, let's meet each other victorious on Sunday and advance together.
Aiden Morales
Rolled 12, 14 = 26 (2d20)
Rolling for /m/ and /vp/
William Evans
What the fuck is /m/'s defence doing?
Isaiah Myers
You too.
Hudson Taylor
Too be fair, Tankred Endures a pretty good meme. Losing Creed on the other hand...
Lincoln Rogers
>those conditions all across the field. this is why starting with memenpress is terrible.
Kayden Edwards
I don't like it either Tzeentch.
Parker Ramirez
...
Carter Hernandez
Rolled 1 (1d20)
alright rolling for us.
Andrew Mitchell
AAAAAHHHHHHH
Luke Moore
/m/ here, you got this Veeky Forums.
See you on sunday.
Luis Brooks
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Saving roll
Angel Collins
vs Veeky Forums already? Damn. I hoped someone would get Veeky Forums filk recorded by then.
Thomas Lopez
Well good luck Veeky Forums I hope you will do better than us!
Christopher Campbell
welp
Cooper Perry
Rolled 55 (1d100)
Giving doomrider some more cocaine
Oliver Gomez
Goddamn that shot was frome miles away.
Andrew Hill
...
Sebastian Gonzalez
YOU FUCK
Aiden Rogers
Damn it user
Carter Thomas
Emprah is shitty when he's not a goalie. He needs to be demoted by Fall.
Robert Gray
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Can we salvage this game?
Wyatt Gray
Rolled 12 (1d20)
I roll to punch user in the testicles so he can't reproduce anymore of his kind.
By the way fuck Sci they shouldn't even be in summer.
Gabriel Sanchez
...
Angel Parker
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!!!
Aiden Thomas
I'm getting mixed signals here
Joshua Price
It's over everybody go home
Kevin Wilson
...
Luis Robinson
Rolled 100 (1d100)
Using superior percentile
William Harris
This is the only home for us now
Connor Gomez
[Deleted]
Luis Ward
What is going on!
Christopher Perez
What the fuck is happening
Matthew Green
THIS IS THE MATCH ROLL GUYS, STOP ROLLING
Henry Perez
I guess science beats magic.
Juan Allen
Swapping out Creed for Emprah was a mistake, Emprah has been choking constantly ever since he was made a striker.
Colton Nelson
ROLL A 20 Veeky Forums OR YOU WILL RECIEVE A COLONY ON SUNDAY
t. /m/
Jaxson Anderson
Hard agree. We should drop Robot Girlyman and slide Emprah back in as alternate GK. I'm fine with bringing Creed back, but also open to promoting up someone else.
Lucas Sullivan
BY THE EMPRAH
Angel Taylor
EMPRAH SAVES THE DAY!
Evan Powell
PRAISE IT
Easton Wood
Nice colony., would be ashame if something happened to it.
Camden Cooper
HE PROTEC BUT HE ALSO ATTAC
Julian Robinson
More like Tzeentch is fucking with the cup.
>Oh Veeky Forums lost in the babby? Time to pull them to summer by removing other teams.
Connor Rodriguez
On second thought...
Blake Morales
Childish fucking Zeeks, you played like shit, stop taking it out on other boards. I love you /m/ but the council needs to step it up
Brandon Miller
He's been shit consistently through Spring and Summer, but he gets one sneaky goal and suddenly you want to give him a chance?
Daniel Scott
To be fair, we've been playing like shit too.
Brody Gutierrez
Don't worry we love you too
Jason Sanders
I guess your right.
Hudson Anderson
I just want to see Veeky Forums, /m/, and /co/ make it to the knockouts
Robert Brown
With this result, it is no longer possible. Only one of /m/ and Veeky Forums can make it. >FLGS finally reunited in one cup only to be separated again
Cameron Cooper
Thanks for PESing us.
Justin Green
MMMMMMMODDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
Brody Perez
...
Brody Reed
Doomrider doesn't have the support he once did. The power house of Creed+Doomrider+Jace can't be topped.
Isaac Robinson
Tester here, Stop fucking rolling 1's guys. Leave it to us.
Jack Wilson
John Fuklaw, if you happen to come in this thread: Emprah should be alternate GK again, he's just not good at supporting Doomrider. Thanks for all your work managing.
Colton Richardson
I feel like Veeky Forums had a pretty decent counter to our tactics due to their more focus on the wing, whereas Veeky Forums mostly focuses on centre.
Thomas Martin
This is what we get for putting trendiness over good memes. Sagan is dead, but Veeky Forums still uses him. Put back Creed, and make Emprah a goalie.
Ethan Phillips
What my Double Dubs getting compatriot said. Support is great, but leave the dice rolling to us.
Jeremiah Hill
Welp, that didn't go as planned.
Veeky Forums started off with something we hadn't entirely planned for and got some lucky shots. Things got under control in the second half, but too late.
Looks like we'll have to kill our FLGS brother /m/ to advance after all.
Austin Carter
Should we be concerned about the loyalties of Urbanmech and Tankred?
Michael Bell
Take all mechs off the team for sunday's match just to be safe.
Levi Collins
LETS GO /toy/!
Levi Campbell
Is there a way to ensure both of us stay in elite, even without winning the cup? I want muh FLGS playoff dammit.
Aiden Harris
SEE YOU ON SUNDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT DICE ROLLERS
t. /m/
Luis Russell
No. It's impossible. Whoever wins on Sunday qualifies and whoever loses goes to Autumn. Although technically, we both can go to Autumn, too.
Adrian Flores
nope. There is no way for /m/ and Veeky Forums to advance. Either ONE of us advances or NEITHER of us advance.
Ryder Williams
BRING BACK CREED
Oliver Flores
Ok. Sorry Veeky Forums. Veeky Forums ran something we didn't expect and it just caught us on the blind side. That being said, with no disrespect to Veeky Forums, we felt their first two goals were just PES being >PES and you can't plan for that. We did manage to staunch the bleeding as the match went on and even started to get something of an attack together.
Ultimately, this is on our heads and we apologise. But, we're not out yet. Looking forward to Sunday, we have a pretty special game against /m/ with a win-and-in situation. Now, two brothers must fight one another and give it their all in order to survive, but one must fall. It's nothing but high drama here in the 4CC.
Once again, thanks for all your support (even this guy ). Stay tuned.
Luke Bailey
Can't speak for other anons, but I'm not angry. Rather, I'm happy that we finally made it back into an elite cup. But I've got serious doubts about Emprah in his current position.
Nicholas Rodriguez
I agree with these guys, it's good that we're in elite again, but Emprah has been consistently bad since he was put in. Although, this is something more for the post-cup poll.
Colton Brown
this.
David Moore
Both Emprah and Doomrider need tweaking (or the players that might end up replacing them if we have a poll) Remember folks, meme magic aside at the end of the day it doesn't matter what the player is/called they're still only as good as they're set to be.
Cameron Morgan
Rome was founded by one brother killing another
Jaxon Allen
ROLL UNDER, ROLL UNDER
Joseph Young
That match was insane. congratulations to /d/ condolences to /mu/
Cameron Harris
operation british?
Nicholas Turner
ITS A ROLL UNDER SYSTEM YOU NUMBNUT
Hudson Collins
What the fuck were you doing Veeky Forums!? I come back from work to a fucking defeat? Huh?
Can you no longer move players while you're on timeout? We should've improved our midfield game if you were going to keep tossing the ball up the middle.
Also, why are Doomrider and Emprah Silver if you're planning on having them take all the shots?
Ryder Miller
That's not how it works.
Matthew Brown
In my experience, slider and mentality changes help more than just moving the players around on the pitch.
Also, we did switch to a different preset formation we'd prepped that did work better. It still didn't do enough, though.
Parker Gray
Safety bump.
Alexander Johnson
2 of Veeky Forums's shots were just RNG. There is nothing you can program into a preset which allows for those kind of shots. PES also seems to have a winners momentum thing too.
After this cup we'll be experimenting with medals for either Autumn or Winter.
Remember folks, you can help too. We're always on the look out for testers or aesthetics people. Join the discord linked in the second post to find out more or just to chill with us.
Jacob Lewis
Bumping thread for tomorrows match.
Jason Ortiz
Going pretty badly for vidya boards so far.
Let's hope it's not a sign for the FLGS crew.
At least having all vidya AND all FLGS teams eliminated is actually impossible thanks to out group.