So how did it go /biz?

In standing up and clapping right now

faggot

Didn't visit family, but I did have a nice video call.

They must never know how I live. Not because I'm filthy or anything but because I live in a three-story apartment with no furniture. I use a deflated air mattress as a blanket and sleep on the floor.

kek, tell me what coins you held though, and what you are most bullish on now as I am desperate to turn $1.3k into $10k ;_;

Fuck that’s extrmely funny.

That cousin's name? Albert Einstein

...

Went really well. My dad told everyone how much money i made, and for the first time ever everyone was really interested in me and wanted to talk with me.
Im ususally the awkward one in the corner.
3 Of my relatives want me to invest their money for them, I told them I would increase their initial investment by 50% in 6 months and I would keep the rest

>he fell for the jealous cousin meme

I invested in OMG when it was trading for $0.40, then I invested in several ICOs. Biggest ICO gainers were Kyber, LINK, REQ, DNT, ENG, and EOS.

You fucked up

Be careful about investing for others. If a multi-year bear comes up you'll be in trouble. Suggesting you should keep senpai and money separate, sure, you can help them set up an account but do not actually handle their money.

How does someone work in IT and not know alt coins and crypto would cuck his income

Kek, enjoy getting sued by your family.

Well let us see.

My grandmother has christmas eve dinner every year.
>I stay home

I live at home and my brother comes home for christmas.
>I stay in my room

I hate christmas and don't like family who hate each other acting nice for a day.

>7k/yr

>I manage 15 peoples money
>my portfolio is 7 figures now, up 70x
>told everyone they are up like 5x

In reality they own 70% of my portfolio, but I'm paying everyone out the equivalent of 12% of my portfolio. Ez fucking gains. Nobody knows and everyone is happy. They outperformed btc anyways so nobody can complain

fucking moron idiot. rule #1 is don't talk about your gains. And ESPECIALLY don't invest it for other people. Find something else to talk about you autist.

I haven't spoken to another human being in days. I have no family, and what few people I can call friends are too busy doing their own Christmas thing to even respond to text messages.

Create your own humans.

It went OK, kept the serious discussion with my family to a minimum and just had some light hearted banter. Back to my own devices now.

Went better than expected, brother trades crypto to but he's new, showed him blockfolio and some other stuff, got to show off my gains, my mother bought me one of those metal coins that looks like a bitcoin.

Pretty good day about to sex the wife.

Invest in humancoin

Was a good time, as always.

This year I was the cool relative because I gave most of them 0.1 BTC back in 2013. Everyone was asking me about it and wanting to know how to sell it, lol. I told them all to just hold onto that shit for another 4 years. Most of them are poor though, so they'll probably sell it now and regret it later.

I have invested for various family members over the past year. They are all up and happy with their gains. Most of them have already cashed out their initial investment. I have started to set them up with their own wallets and teaching them how to spend it themselves since I dont wanna be responsible for that now largish sum of money

fucking brutal

crypto gains have really reduced my level of stress

Terrible. I'm going on 30 as a kissless virgin and all my cousins have like 3 kids by now. They're all miserable though because their wives tricked them into getting pregnant in their early 20s and they can't do anything. Had to sit around refreshing blockfolio in a noisy and messy environment while everyone gossips about how I'm gay behind my back.

>be NEET living with parents
>make minimal contact with them the entire year
>parent cook at home but never invite me for dinner since I always turn it down.
>today I give my parents a couple hundred bucks and tell them ill help em out with rent every month
>parents invite me to dinner today
>eat pork chops
>not much talk, just eating
>mommy ask if i made alot of money
>tell her medium
>they dont pressure me about revealing my power level
>stomach is full and now im on Veeky Forums

Were all gonna make it bros

I told my wife we only had like $300 to spend on presents for 9 people in my family, who thinks we're flat broke, and they were pleasantly surprised and ended up giving me like $300 in cash and a bunch of other little gifts as well.

>tfw 22 year old with $600,000 on crypto exchanges, started with $5,000

None of them know about my crypto and none of them ever, ever will. When I have a $30 million dollar house, I'll invite them and tell them I got a raise/a stock I bought really paid out or something.

this thread is to talk about christmas, not to brag how much money you have

lol I can visualize this scene so well

sorry user

>Create your own humans.

He's already said he leaves coins on exchanges. He won't be bragging for log

Gdax and Gemini retards.

>crypto
>reduced
>stress

All my financial problems are now gone. So yeah it can get comfy.

It's ok...we all choose our paths...

If I finally make it off crypto next year I'm going to pick up a hot 21 y/o off seeking arrangements for the holidays to make everyone jealous and full of regret. But next year will probably be the same as all the others.

Clapping my nuts together for you boy. That was some clean shit

I literally had earplugs in all day (actually autistic and cant cope with the noise). It went well. I did not kill my mum's BF and got myself home safely. I was bought a load of spicy food as presents, happy days.
My mum did ask me to invest £100 in crypto for her as the 150 XRP and LINK I got for her has gone 4x in the last few months... sigh. I very much enjoyed saying ''Oh, I just made £800 while we ate dinner'' in front of my mum's BF. This amused me greatly.
10/10 would recommend earplugs when dealing with your family.

>gox retards

you can always get justed senpai

Nice job until taxman comes for your ass

Sounds like somebody forgot to order their Christmas Dominoes pizza on Christmas eve. They don't deliver on Christmas day user! Trust me, I have tried.
It is not wholesome either, it is fake. 90% of families don't like each other and the ones that do have some dark secrets they never speak about.

I’m still not ready to brag to my family yet. If all goes well next year I will announce my retirement at Christmas

this is actually my dream

Let him speak it is giving ne hope

living the dream

It went pretty bad tbqh.

Been homeless for eight months after losing my apartment, my job, getting brutally sick and almost dying and ending up in the hospital and burning through my entire savings within two months in order to stay alive. Racked up a bunch of credit card debt while I was at it.

Been living in a shelter and in my car for months. It's pretty depressing to say the least. Nobody in my family called me today. Not one person took the time out of their day to contact me, or wish me a merry Christmas. I got a couple of texts, but it's not the same you know? A phone call would have meant the world to me today. Just to hear somebody's voice, and to hear a sound in their speaking that came off as if they cared.

I wish I still had family that I was close with, but we all went our separate ways years ago when the people who held the family together finally died. There's always that one person who manages to bring everybody together well, and unfortunately when they go, everybody reacts differently.

I'm glad you anons had a good holiday thus far. Get rich for me you sick fucks. Someone's gotta do it. Just don't fuck it up.

Post your BCash address I’ll drop you some crumbs

>Uncle overhears we talking about VeChain with my step dad
"How is that shit even worth anything"
>Based step dad
"user made me 50 grand and i lost 60k on your oil and gas call, you tell me what it's worth"

Thanks, Veeky Forums

LOLZ

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I feel funny doing this, because I don't beg on corners or do drugs or anything of that nature. I have a new job and have been doing my best to pay off my debts and get back on my feet in recent months.

People often assume when you're homeless you're just a fucked up child molesting drug addict. I'm none of those. Just came from an abusive home. Dad used to beat me a lot. Mom was never there. Trying to make things right in my life.

I appreciate the offer. Do what you will with my address. Here's a qt 3.14 for you that I see on biz once and awhile. Take care.

>awful family comes over for xmas
>uncle is an alcoholic piece of shit sleeping around on peoples couches
>me and him don't get along
>cousin asks if I'm still in bitcoin and shes been hearing a lot about
>say yes
>uncle starts laughing and says only drug dealers and criminals use it
>i say too bad homeless people don't use it cause then you be 3/3
>aunt ask how much i made
>say 250k
>everyone is quiet but my uncle nervously laughs. "yeah right!"
>don't say anything and just stare at him
>his laughter fades and he goes back to eating his food

Fuck him, but I would say xmas went pretty good this year.

Eh, most of my money is in cash on Gdax and Gemini anyway, not actually vested. So this shit could go to 0 tomorrow and I'd be alright.
It's all FDIC insured (up to $250,000) and the rest, admittedly, would not be insured if Gdax got fucked. but it's still kind of a risk I'm willing to take.

this group made me fucking 200% gains in 2 days, first signal group thats actually legit cunts discord.gg/YERJgs

This girl isn’t asian, my offer is rescinded.

Sorry senpai, got all my porn on my computer in storage. Here's a dab

>Brother has new girlfriend who is vegan
>Mom who is cooking doesn't know
>She refuses to eat anything
>Mom proceeds to get black out drunk and angry
>Go home and argue about how I'm losing my money in crypto on Veeky Forums

Living the dream.

Retard if true

Holy shit lots of larping, i lost $2000 because everything is down today. I dunno what the fuck you guys are holding

brothers fault

Pretty nice
Learned new ways to cash out
And watched my son open gifts

my family is rich and loving and i had a great dinner and my dog got some christmas toys and then i made 3k today off Req

pretty ordinary, i had to leave halfway through so i could drive 4 hours and not have to deal with shitty boxing day traffic the day after

Merry christmas mate, i wish you all the luck in the world

I’m calling BS normal people don’t know about some weird expensive Asian alcohol and watch that only autistic turbo nerds would know about

At least you got a few texts. You're not me yet. Be grateful.

>22
>married
wew

Because not everyone thinks about daily gains and losses user. I am down 6% today but up 100% from a week ago and 200% from a month ago. It is pretty hard to have lost money within the last months considering how much money has been pouring into crypto lately.

>22
>Married

Fucking idiot lmao

Hey man, Merry Christmas. I'd give you a full fucking BTC if I could spare. Hope you have a great new year as well, it's going to be okay.

> $600k
> Married
Don't you mean $300k, Mrs. Crypto?

kek, even though I have %2000 ROI, I am no way in a position to claim with 100% certainty that I can increase anyone's initial investment by 50%. Crypto has too much risk for such claims.