ONE LAST BATTLE

Welcome back to the 2017 Summer Elite Cup, one and all. The last day of GRIP Weekend is upon the boyz in blue, and we're up against the biggest challenge we've had this weekend- a fight to finish with our good friends from the FLGS, /m/!

Win and we're through to the knockouts, and we're in for one roaring fight!

>What the fuck is this?

A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.

>Why the fuck should I care?

Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info

Friday's battle with Veeky Forums ended up poorly with some unfortunate PESing with two blooters from way outside the box killing that attempt on getting to the knockouts, but the Colony is Dropping and that might be our platform to victory when we take on /m/. (Kick off 1700 UTC, 1:30 pm EDT)

Right after that, keep an eye on /vp/ and Veeky Forums, and hold onto your dice and praise RNGesus, because it's one last match between to lock our group down and see who will stay Elite! (1730 UTC, 1 pm EDT)
Be sure to stick around to see the end of GRIP WEEKEND and the Knockout rounds draw.

IT'S TIME FO' FOOTSLOGGIN' BOYZ. GET HYP, TONIGHT, TODAY!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
youtube.com/watch?v=kXSkThtywIE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv

Let's hope we made the right choices at character creation...

/m/ here, may the best team win

IF YOU ARE THAT ONE FAG FROM LAST THREAD DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE FUCKING DICE.

We intend to, but we look forwards to the battle none the less. Ditto to you /m/.

For a bit of pre-match discussion: people have been wanting a roster poll.

If you have suggestions for changes, please specify them here so we can work them into the poll.
Said poll will probably end up happening during the knockout weekend, though the exact timing will depend somewhat on future events.

Do keep in mind we'll hold to our philosophy of balanced representation: not too many players from any one franchise.

You bastards better give us a good fight. I won't accept anything less.

Player called "Stat me" with an owl bear blender.

Put emps and doomrider back where they belong

What do you mean? Doomrider is where he belongs.

I agree to the Emperah being back in the Golden Goal however. We need that Girlyman blender on the pitch.

>Girlyman
Emprah, Tankred and Doomrider is more than enough. We don't need anymore 40k than those.

give cocaineboi his gold medal back

We already have girlyman though, and his blender is fantastic. I'm not a big fan of the smurfs either, but you can't deny that the blender looks great.

Just swap him and the Emprah, and stick him in the midfield.

Put Emprah and Creed back where they belong. Remove Girlyman.

I'm at a very weird point where Tankred really wormed his way into my heart as goalie, but Emprah isn't cutting it on offense. Perhaps we need to cut him and just bring back our boy Creed for the elite offense.

5 MINUTES TO MATCH TIME. GET HYP!

10 MINUTE WARNING! GET HYPE!

Rolled 10 (1d100)

You can't stop me.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

user leave this to the professionals

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Ban this man.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
STOP

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Wrong die, faggots.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

Rolling for /m/

yeah i'm saving that for when the match is setup for proper rolling.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

d100 is for cocaine % d20 is for overall team

WE GOT DIS BOYZ

EVERYONE STOP ROLLING

STOP

ROLLING

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Good luck may the best team win

t. /m/

Let's make it one for the ages /m/.

No matter what happens next this match will be one for the ages!

Game will start in around 5-10 minutes.

First match Veeky Forums vs /m/

I'd be happy to lose to you mighty mecha.

BUT DON'T THINK WE'LL HOLD BACK!

AKUR AKIR AKAM!

>Red Doomrider
Noice.

>those conditions

Fucking yikes.

AKUR AKIR AKAM

AKUR AKIR AKAM!
SHOUT IT WITH ME BROTHERS!
AKUR AKIR AKAM!!!

AKUR AKIR AKAM!

Darn unlucky.

AKUR AKIR AKAM! GOOD JOB URIST!

DORF

BASH YOUR TANKARDS, BRETHEREN!
AKUR AKIR AKAM!

DEM DORFS MAN DEM FUCKIN DORFS

that's a damn good way to pull level.

Okay, since this worked so well last time let's POST COCAINE! And cocaine accessories.

C-C-C-YEAHHHHHH

Noooooooo!

Damnit Char.

Come on guys. You can't just do a 1 and park like old /sp/.

...

...

Accessories, you say?

My connection is shit so i can't watch the stream whats the score?

This is why you don't make Doomrider a fucking Silver.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

GIVE DOOMRIDER YOUR COCAINE

SOMEONE GET DOOMRIDER MORE COCAINE

2-1 /m/'s favor.

He's rolling fucking 1s.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

NOT ENOUGH MORE

Fucking Empurder

Emprah, why must you abandon us in our hour of need?

Damnit we fought bitterly to the end.

Okay Veeky Forums. You fucked up by having both Golds never taking shots. At least 1 striker should be a Gold.

We chaos now
Emprah out
Horus in

why are you laughing at ants?

It was an honor, Veeky Forums. Thanks for the tough fight.

THE EMPEROR DEFECTS!

Remove Emprah bring back Creed bring back Golden strikers

no not Horus
Archaon.

Who thought it was a good idea for both Emperor and Doomrider to be silvers instead of gold? Weren't they both gold before?

Let's go home, boys.

Wish /m/ luck.

Good luck.

What a game.
Guys... We're sorry. And we're still not safe. In a fair world, we would have made it together.

A draw mean both team were out.

It hurts.

As much as it sucks though, all our hopes ride with you now, /m/. Carry the standard of FLGS to the knockouts. (hopefully)

Emperor confirmed for useless dead skellington

Good game /m/.

/toy/ still has a chance...

Least we get to play again in Autumn, Only 12 weeks, not 24 weeks.

youtube.com/watch?v=kXSkThtywIE

;_;

SACKED?

>Arcuck

even if /m/ advances, we both lose, because we couldn't do it together.. ;-;

We made it from fetus to elite group stage in the smallest number of cups possible.

Not a bad run.

Vote to replace Emprah with Chaos Gods?

Always next tournament, battle brother. You guys had the better day.

Yeah, Emps needs to go back to playing a goalie.

As long as Marquod has anything to do with our team, we'll keep losing.

Well I'm gonna go back and watch the Winter 2015 cup and cry. Till next time.

is marqoud in any sort of management role now? i thought he was essentially our pr guy at this point.

Well, fuck.

If we gotta lose, it's good to lose in favout of someone we like, at least.
Now it's time to see if /m/ can actually make it and save some FLGS honour.

Also, we should get working on prep for the next outing in Autumn.
We could always use more tactical and aesthetics help, so if you want to contribute to the team, head over to the Discord linked higher up to help us out.

A further announcement about our future plans coming up soon.

Good thing for you I have basically no tactical input in the tactics, then.

Urist was ROBBED ;_;

Go home /sp/. Our guys are still new and improving, give them a little longer.

WE DEMAND URIST GET'S HIS RIGHTFUL 7.0 MVP!

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Sack Doomrider.

We need our golden strikers back.

Keep Doomrider, but Emprah has been consistently shit during spring and summer, I feel we should move him back onto the throne.