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TIL: Ultramarines are named for their Primarch's realm of Ultramar and not because they're great and 'ultra'

Rawlin

Now that we know Primaris chaoter specific upgrade kit are a go, hopefully BT can get one. It probably won't be as big and furnished as the old one though...

An user painted some around here, he did a pretty good job. I reckon it's a good way to push yourself to try, learn and practice new techniques.

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Use the roll tool you faggots, this board is too slow for your result to be random

gimmie gimmie something good

>BT
>relevant
Pick one kiddo, when we the last time we got a salamanders upgrade kit

A very valid point.

After inceptors and lieutenants get release

>Warlord Trait that allows Rubrics around Warlord to use All Is Dust regardless of damage
>Strategem that allows psykers to cast in other phases
>Seer's Bane Relic
>Spell dakka
>Psychic Dreads, Tzaangor variants and Silver Towers
>Spell Familiars

Any ideas for naming my TS warband? Not very good with naming, especially since I'm afraid my ideas might sound way too generic, edgy, dumb, etc.
Also, all the important people get bird themed looks and stuff.

Crimson Talons

Salamanders don't have a radically different appearance to Codex Chapters, unlike SW, BA or BT. Hence the lack of upgrade kits.
We need chained weapons, tabards, crosses all over the place, you need to paint flames and slap a fragon ead here and there and you can call it a day. No ie for a kit

No

Sanguine Crows.

Bone armour and red shoulder pad.

Going for the standard colour scheme?

All this shit sounds rad as fuck.

There's nothing tzeentchy for us in this codex aside from rubrics (they fixed the soulreaper per 10 guys thing so old boxes get in on the fun!), mark of tzeentch power and +1to psychic test artefact. I need much psychic fix.

Ah, yeah. Forgot to mention color scheme, that probably would have helped.
Mainly focusing on the standard color scheme, including things like my HQ. Might have some units with pre-heresy colors mixed in here and there for some light variety and such though.

Big Bad Bird Boys

Autism reached an all time high last night and a very nice guardbro that routinely contributes in a positive way with discussion and batreps was driven out over a few chaoscucks (and probably Mr. Monolith) sperging out about his honestly fine army paint-wise.
Discussions were had, polls were created, much butthurt was felt by nonguardbros
He ultimately declared all this as "petty bullshit not the the effort" and decided to never post again untill his entire army was "of sufficient quality for his detractors".

Why are you so racist, all chapters are equal, especially the master artificer's of the BLACKED legion

That retard at miniwargaming who plays chaos claims that Blastmasters are down to 20 points in the new codex.

Noise Marines reduced 1 point
Doom Siren improved to d6 attacks
Blastmasters reduced to 20 points
So that's a 9 point savings on each blastmaster noise marine and 1 point for each other noise marine, which means that if you take two blastmasters in a 10 man noise marine unit you've saved 26 points which is enough for a doom siren and a power sword

Cyclops' Talons then.

Warp Weavers
Crows of Sorrow
Watcher Ravens
Skywarp Reavers
Gazers into Infinity

>they fixed the soulreaper per 10 guys thing so old boxes get in on the fun
Aw fuck yeah. I was just bitching about that on this board the other day and everyone told me to shut the fuck up and buy new models.

Vultures of the Symposium

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>He uses Squash
Just why

>syposium
sounds like Sympthony

No longer, brother! Now everyone shall feel the S5 AP-3 powwwweeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!

Seems a bit excessive, doesn't it

No.

Nevermorians

Well it's just a slippery slope due to insentiveness of the rectal nerves, which while it may temporarily please Slaanesh it's not enough for ASCENSION

Some really nice sounding name ideas to choose from so far, thank you very much.

Tzaangors also seem rad as fuck. This is the only time I'm excited that GW doesn't know how to balance shit so my army gets its time to shine.
Although what's going to happen is everyone is going to by my FotM Thousand Sons and I'm going to be a crotchety old man/ REEEEEing man child autist with my solid pewter sorcerers

>My Sonic Dreadnoughts are now 16 points cheaper and do more damage
>Stratagems to boost that even further

Rift Walkers

And paint their bird motifs as raven.

>Listening to the Horus Rising audiobook

There will never be quite a pair like Loken and Torgaddon.

Who's RGG?

Fuuuuuuuuuck yeah!

>nevermore the raven
>morir= spanish to die
>never= not to
>not to die
user I'll steal this

Haha, holy shit I forgot about them, and now the doom siren is a legitimate option for them too.

>tfw Guilliman bans IW geneseed for Primaris despite Dantioch saving Ultramar

does his bolt pistol toot angerly every time he shoots? just look at them little horns on it

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I haven't actually checked the Tzaangors, I generally am a purist marine TS player. I abhorred the use of daemons at all times aside from the occasional DP, excusing him as an ascended sorcerer.

But yes it's going to be inevitable.
>Played mono-god marine-only TS since 5th
>Everybody tells me they're shit kys lmao etc for years
>New TS comes out
>Everybody jerking them off
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, FAGGOTS. YOU'RE NOT REAL FANS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PYRAMID

Its a kazoo noise

I'd love to fill his shoes, but my problem is never achieving proper wysiwyg status.

I'm sure tg would love seeing my infantry squads fire invisible heavy bolters to cover my plasma vets wielding meltas while a techpriest who looks suspiciously similar to creed repairs a hellhound. :p

Gors. Beastmen with Tzeentchian elements. Could Tzaangors simply be a xenos race touched by the Lord of Change?

Does the raven understand what it is being asked when it says Nevermore to the scholar? It is the asker's madness that prompts him to ask nihilistic questions to which the answer "Nevermore" is perfectly fitting? Or is it the raven answering "Nevermore" because it precisely wants to manipulate and goad the scholar further into madness born from futility?

And the scholar himself - does he know the raven can only say one word? Is he so caught up in his downward spiral of despair from his mistakes that he wishes to plummet further? Or is he so desperate to fix his situation, yet so incapable, that he trusts the deceit of a vile raven's machinations? If he knows it is surreptitiously malignant, why does he continue to ask it for help?

>This model can transport 10 PRIMARIS INFANTRY models

Is this the first case of 'No manlet marines allowed'?

To be fair, I was telling you to shut the fuck up because you'd need to convert a Soulreaper model anyhow.

Derp.

You can get your tabards from the DA so quit complaining.

Salamanders need their drake hides.

>100 flavors of Spess Muhreens
absolutely disgusting

>he was not my friend. he was my brother.

Fucking black library dont make me cry over a fucking bolterporn novel you fucking fucks. I am still not over that scene. Emotionaly.

Who sculpted this and can I punch him?

There are 6 vehicles of "chads stay out REEEEEE" so chadmarines had to create their own lame safe space but with much less tactical flexibility, much like themselves. Fucking chadlets when will they learn.

Gotta love how chaos is so shit at winning that the only way they took my lgs was through one forgeworld waac xeno player taking all the points from Imperium and a Space Wolves and Imperial Fists player putting their wins down as chaos.

>BT
Second founding chapters should count themselves grateful for any scraps of attention they get.

I am already converting some of my DV plague marines to have axes from the Blight King kit... and the flail sounds awesome

Fuck that. I shed a manly tear over the 'Brother Ahzek, is that you?' scene in the Gathering Storm fluff.

In fact, I see the Blight King kit even comes with a flail... I'm sure GW won't just use the same CAD file... right guis?? Right??

The old transports could be explained to not take Primaris because they're so tall
What practical reason could there be to bar classic Marines from the Repulsor?

>since 5th
>doesn't have memories of the victories stolen at Cadia
Truly to you I say, you are blessed

>Imperium is so good at winning haha suck it losers
>has to be given goodboy points just for painting his shit so it's "fairer"
Imperials are so fucking still-in-diapers they need special handholding rewards for doing a significant aspect of the hobby

Why isn't there an option on that poll that says "faggots who make polls for stupid shit"? It would probably poll very high

user I had to do it for GSCE English, shit was boring unless you said it all in one go Got a B in the end which is pretty shitty

All his shit is wysisyg as well as fielding no unpainted models. Chaoscucks couldn't take it

That's shit. RGG was totally fine. TG just gets upset when people have painted armies and actually play games. If you're still here RGG, them.

>Everyone gets those same points
>Chaos still loosing despite having a mission where they have a significant advantage
>Xenos still doing all the heavy lifting for the new NPC factions

Can chaos even compete?

Ok but I am just saying why it thematically fits TS pretty well. Especially since most TS (even Magnus) know that they were manipulated into doom by Tzeentch but stopped giving a fuck and now roll with it.

>them
Spicy

DantiohcXPollux 4 lyfe
RIP Dantioch 2013-2015

Where i'm from (Belfast store) Chaos is heavily in the lead thanks to me and a few other dudes.

I might consider them, but we'll see. I'm actually considering having 2 squads of Scarab Occult. Expensive but lord they are nice.

I am. Themeplay fulfills me. Can't wait to rock out with my crook out.

Source?

Swapping out a gun for a new weapon is a lot less of a kick in the nads than tracking down a new body because of a GW oversight

Was he really?
No memes, I've never see. His stuff.

(You) do realize any other faction, one v one versus the Imperium, would lose right?
There are more marine players than anyone else. Probably combined.

>can't put 20 marines into a chadmobile
>can't put 5 chads in a rhino

Bit problem with Primarines is that they don't get any cheap transports. GW should just make a sprue for the drop pod that replaced the 2 harnesses per door to 1 big harness per door for chads. Maybe terminators as well (for 30k and maybe for SW, if their terminators lose the ability to teleport once again.)

Quints for chaos

My army was Egypt jacked up to 11. Tomb king skeletons counts-as cultists. My Maulerfiend is a necrosphinx. I'm sort of hesitant to shift thematic gears but the tzaangor models are just so cool.

Same as my store, though granted its only one out of four in my state and amusingly its all due to one dude taking points away from imperium.

Half the chaos points in my store are from Imperial players saying they played CSM and then there are like 2 actual chaos players.

Its why they set up the Xenos taking away points part, otherwise it would be hard for Games Workshop to run a campaign involving Imperium, the outcome would be obvious.

This way, along with weeks where rules benefit the smaller side, it can be more even, like said his store is chaos controlled so its not going to be a steamrolled Imperium victory, even last week Imperium only won by about 10% which isnt much and probably would have lost if painting and shit did play a large part.

>all marines sans chaos got a double points for being painted in the first week
.this is somehow fair

>What practical reason could there be to bar classic Marines from the Repulsor?

Dude, I do that too! I field 2 sphinxes as maulers, a vulture Ushabti as my DP and I'm heavily considering 3 modified Tomb Guard as Exalted Sorcerers. Not to mention all the stuff from those kits for decorations.

Well, now that my Land Speeders are illegal (2 HB per), what should I swamp them to? The gunner HB is pretty well set, so it's harder to remove than the HB under the nice. Would HB and Typhoon Missile Launcher work in 8e? Or replace the nose HB with an assault cannon?

>necrosphinx maulerfiend
Brother. I did the same thing in my quest to not have any demons among my Sons.