>there are six criteria that animals must meet for domestication >First, domestic animals cannot be picky eaters >Second, only animals that reach maturity quickly relative to the human life span are worth considering. >Third, domesticated species must be willing to breed in captivity >Fourth, domesticated animals must be docile by nature. >Fifth, domestic animals cannot have a strong tendency to panic and flee when startled. >Lastly, with the exception of the cat, all the major domesticated animals conform to a social hierarchy dominated by strong leadership. (livescience.com/33870-domesticated-animals-criteria.html)
>Humans are omnivores >Humans have a lifespan that's about seven times shorter than that of elves (by D&D standards), a gap comparable to that between humans and dogs >Human slaves have historically bred in captivity >Humans can be bargained with through verbal communication >Humans can and do train themselves to remain stationary and even advance in the face of danger and death >Monarchism is the most ubiquitous form of governance in human history Does this mean that elves are able to domesticate humans? What would a setting where all humans have been domesticated by elves look like? Would elves breed their human companions for certain traits? If so, what traits? Would there be radically different hunting humans, police humans and blind guide humans?
Luke Davis
We even have our own term for domesticating humans, it's called "assimilation" and "integration."
James Gray
The intelligence gap between humans and elves might not be enough
Aaron Carter
>Another elf thread Joy.
Owen Rivera
Humans aren't able and/or willing to domesticate goblins, so here is your answer. Also There aren't that many settings in which elves would consider humans being pets, especially not many in which elves are across the board more intelligent in crunch, this thread has barely any basis in any setting.
Matthew Brooks
Two thirds of that doesn't apply to cats either.
Jonathan Parker
>Third, domesticated species must be willing to breed in captivity
aside from the odd panda-like exception, if you lock humans in cages with no direction other than food every day, they're more likely to be trying to break out than bang
Andrew Murphy
The idea is you find the ones that are willing and breed them.
Domesticated animals are very specific genetic stock. The same should be true for people.
Evan White
it would be far easier to just make golems.
bargaining with the human economies would mean the humans would, on their own, without any sort of domestication, help the elves acquire materials in exchange for trivial magic baubles
like if we were to expand this pet/domestication definition to the point it functions, we're just looking at a regular society.
Nathan Lewis
>>Humans are omnivores This one is also an issue. While we are omnivorous, we also eat the same things that our elven overlords eat. Most animals that humans have domesticated are herbivores, however they all eat grass which humans cannot eat. Cats and dogs are the exception.
This matters a whole lot less when you can cast magic and make food out of nothing, but that's besides the point.
Anthony Powell
>it would be far easier to just make golems
>Constructing legions of complicated magical automotons >easier than slightly more complex slavery
Luke White
Maybe try not posting in it you retarded faggot.
Leo Davis
What do you think political correctness is? (((Humans))) are able to domesticate humans.
What makes you think elves wouldn't?
Dominic Parker
>bargaining with the human economies would mean the humans would, on their own, without any sort of domestication, help the elves acquire materials in exchange for trivial magic baubles So humans are like cats to the elves? Cats and dogs are able to eat scraps considered unfit for human consumption. Maybe elves need much higher quality food than what humans can eat and could feed their "pets" with what would normally go to waste. It would give a reason for them having a lower population.
Eli Martinez
They can in the same way humans have been doing it to other humans over the millennia in the various forms of slavery.
If you treat another sapient species like animals without respect or dignity, it's going to create problems.
Then again, modern society is in love with cats and dogs. I'm not certain how people would react to being treated as a beloved pet rather than a beast of burden.
Joseph Myers
think the term 'working class dog' of course this also applies to the lower elven castes.
of course it's all based on perspective, elves have no issue using ancient elven magic that they learned when they were a little bit younger to get basically free resources like food and materials, since elves find >knowledge > effort. while the humans for the most part, find that >effort > effort of learning many decades of knowledge
dwarves could easily do the same thing with humans, and depending on the setting they do with technology or forging great weaponry and armor. but dwarves simply enjoy hard work, so it's usually done to a lesser degree than the lazy elves
Colton Lopez
Please do not abuse Marcille for the purpose of threads. She is a good woman.
Isaiah Phillips
Somebody post the Eldar Femdom Pearl screencap.
Lucas Sanchez
But if I'm a pet of an elf then we can't do BDSM otherwise PETH will be all over their ass.
Lucas James
Dungeon meshi got too popular, she isn't a recipe for good threads anymore. We need to get a new meme elf.
Brayden Young
Truth be told the only reason I know of it was a thread posted a few days ago here with the same OP image. I have no regrets, best manga I've read in ages.
Charles Torres
>I'm not certain how people would react to being treated as a beloved pet rather than a beast of burden. /d/ is a disgusting place
Anthony Morris
Humans are domesticated irl, tho.
Carter Morgan
Pigs eat just about the same stuff we eat, but uncooked and uncleaned.
Maybe elves would be as picky in relation to humans as humans are in relation to pigs.
Sebastian Gray
Pigs eat just about whatever you throw at them. Pigs eat things that would make a seagull vomit. Pigs would eat seagull vomit.
Connor Clark
Not really.
Jose Evans
>Humans aren't able and/or willing to domesticate goblins
Goblins are ugly, smelly and retarded, who want to domesticate them? Besides, in some settings, they're controlled by evil wizards or something.