Dwarf gambling

>halfling moonshiners

"This is Bo Took and Luke Took. They're cousins. They fight the system." - The Tooks of Hazzard

>Elvish whores
>Orcish profanity

FTFY

That's an amazing name for a punk band. I'm stealing that.

>Orcish profanators

>Dwarf prostitution
>Orcish gambling
>Elvish drugs
>Gnome profanity

>Elemental droppings
>Dark elf prenups
>Dwarvish recovery meetings
>Level draining insurence agency

>Tiefling social workers

>jewish neo-nazis

"In heaven, there are dwarf drugs, orc gambling, elvish prostitution, and gnome profanity. In hell, there are "

Why are the orcs running prostitution? Isn't that elf shit?

>implying elves don't have the best profanity

Get with the times

>Dwarf land speculation
>Orc police misconduct
>Gnome iphone cracking
>Elvish camgirls

Every post in this thread is literally just describing Shadowrun

Even the one about the dad buying the tranny hooker?

>Elvish camgirls
ID checks by scry4.com employees to verify that they're over 200

people who want them to be under 200, but don't want to get party vanned, resort to halfling fetish porn (with shaved feet ofc) instead

/g/nst/ (Naga Shit Thread)

>Implying Orcs don't make great prostitutes.

They don't, there's literally no point in being with an orcess if she's not going to turn you into her obediant house husband.

Sound's like a vacation day on Baja

ESPECIALLY that one!

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I would choose dwarf profanity
youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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Sounds like Urealms.

>Halfling Dukes riding Twin-headed Dragon/Beast

Can we please make this the thing in the thread we autism over to the point that what little Writefags and Drawfags we have left take notice and give us stuff?

>Implying that professional Orc Dominatrices aren't big money like they are in real life.

so a halfling mafia would be lame? I thought it would be a fun take on their familial background... :(

>"I'll take the blowjob but I won't like it."

They are Russian so i really doubt that this would be a tranny hooker, you can't find them on the street like that.

The concept of buying sex from the streets is fucking hot but nasty diseases scare the shit out of me. I really do love the cheap street walker look though.

>big guys

not as good as gnomes

the dommes i know tend to be a bit more elf-y
use condoms with an escort: they're cleaner, safer & will dress/say anything you like. it's empty AF though.

For me the thrill comes from scoping out skanks, parking next to them to flirt and negotiate then the exhilarating drive to wherever motel where the act takes place.

> Orc prostitution
You don't choose your whore. SHE chooses YOU, and she decides what you want.

>Elvish profanity
Long-winded and flowing. Like wiping your arse with silk. Or, at least, with a rare orchid.

> Dwarf gambling
UFC meets SCA. Fully-armoured warriors battling it out in the ring.

Well, my last shadowrun character was a cyberwared foxgirl and a camgirl on her spare time. And worked in a maid cafe, too.

>Well, my last shadowrun character was a cyberwared foxgirl and a camgirl on her spare time. And worked in a maid cafe, too.

How the hell did you manage to NOT get busted on your first run due to the recognition factor? There'd be so much video and biometric data to match you'd literally have to be invisible the whole time.

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Pink Mohawk v Mirrorshade is an ancient divide user

>that shadowrun character

That's right up there with the street samurai I played that simsense recorded his runs and sold them online. Bravo.

No one said the orcs themselves are the whores, only that they're in charge of the prostitution racket. They would be the brothel matrons and pimps. Isn't that an elf thing?

>"Mom said I was pretty good at it."

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>Elvish profanity
>Long-winded and flowing
youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

>>Dwarf gambling
Would actually be entirely reliant on the skill of the player, betting on fights and card games. House always wins is a lucrative but disgusting idea for them. Its dishonorable and undwarven.
>>Orc prostitution
You pay 10 gold to have a knife fight with her, 4 gold to wrestle her and 10 silver for a fuck, no you cant pick and choose.
>>Gnome drugs
You're snorting nitroglycerine and magical mushroom cookies of wonder. It doesnt get you high and the cookies taste like your cat, s dissapointment.
>>Elvish profanity
A lot like germans, they never get past calling you stupid and ass because the words are too long.

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Pink Mohawk game, and the DM loved the concept.
Also, she believed in miniskirts but not underwear. Nobody would be looking at her face, even if she wasn't an infiltration specialist.
And only INT2 anyway, so of COURSE it was going to come back and bite her in the ass eventually.

She even had a cute/annoying verbal tic, nyah. Mostly a bait character I expected to be shot down so I could take a second crack at character creation, but everyone loved her.

>simsense recorded his runs and sold them online
That was actually on the to-do list for
But she needed to adjust cyberware to fit the simrig in her remaining Essence.

>Dwarf gambling
I imagine they involve a lot of drinking games (something like pic related but without the sex and cheating)

>Orc prostitution
Why not? I imagine orcs are among the most beastlike and niggerish humanoid races so they'd be more likely to give in to their base instincts. And when there's demand, there's someone supplying.

>Gnome drugs
What's weird about this? Western Fantasy rips off rip-offs of rip-offs of Tolkien, the guy who started the whole hobbit pipeweed thing. Considering nobody bothers with the difference between "halflings" and gnomes, why shouldn't gnomes be blazing it all day errday?

>Elvish profanity
So something like this but in Elvish?
youtube.com/watch?v=HfnmkgmUDW4

FUCK WHY DID I SWITCH MY IMAGE AT THE LAST MOMENT FOR LE DANK MARCILLE ELF MAYMAY MISSING THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE FIRST FUCKING REPLY I BROUGHT UP? WHY AM I SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT?

Source is Mei no Maiden

>dwarfish gambling
Couls see this
>orcish prostitution
Could see orc pimps and the rare orc prostitute
>gnome drugs
Le little man weed pipe
>elf profanity
Who cares

>Who cares

Take that back

>Don't talk about your sister like that.

Who cares? You absolute cad! Your berries are ingested through the reversed procedure. Your dowager holds not the effulgent beauty she did three centuries prior! And you, my good sir or madam, are only moderately effeminate and alluring yourself!

>Mermaid ___________

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>human assassination

>Halfling grow houses
>Kobold meth labs
>Dragon insurance fraud
>Goblin wargfights
>Gnoll skinheads
>Sphinx hackers
>Giant carjacking
>Pixie squatters
>Dragonborn migrants

>>Giant carjacking
how?

>Halfling grow houses
is that what you call hemp houses in bongland?

>>Dragonborn migrants

being a migrant isn't illegal.

fucking lol

He picks up the car and walks off

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>being a migrant isn't illegal.
I know, right? They should be welcome!

It certain can be a crime

This user has it: Some cabrios will run a red light if they see giants on the corner.

Not by itself, but it can be criminalized if other factors are present - illegal border crossing, working without permit and so on.
Same goes for gambling. And even more for profanity. But many people still look down on all of them.

And the show must go on.
>Undead urban blight
>Angel unions
>Arcanaloth law firm
>Mindflayer think tank
>Devil trafficking
>Changeling selfie service
>Beholder talent agency
>Modron prosecutors
>Rakshasa reporters
>Harpy paparazzi
>Gelatinous street sweepers
>Bullywug supremacists

>Mermaid auto-erotic cannibalism

Kobold Pot-Puppy Fighting

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>Your a S'wit but I love ya

Why is this so hot & making me want to see more toned elf girls in sportswear?

Because you have a libido?