This is how I monk

This is how I Rogue.

I'm actually building a necromancer around him in my next game.

This is how I paladin.

This is how I Paladin

This is how I paladin

you take a DC 10 fort check every 24 hours to see if you die of edema?

kek
youtube.com/watch?v=aBN_dEA4jO0

Here's your (You) I guess, kid

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

That's how EVERYBODY monks.

This is how I Barbarian.

but you're a tripfag who thinks his opinions matter

This is how I monk.

This is how I swordsage

...

Coolio. This is how I monk.

Bruce Lee himself has said he would defend himself with a gun first. His fists would be a last resort.

It's because his fists were more dangerous weapon than a gun

This is how i Monk
youtube.com/watch?v=2CtAHLGlRbI

This is how I halfling monk.

This is how I bard.

And this is how I monk
youtube.com/watch?v=WEt4B1poOfM

I like your style
youtube.com/watch?v=t_XumqN0K5I

This is how I Tao

this is how I paladin

This is how I Rogue.

This is how I monk

One of the funniest game sessions I had, and certainly the most ridiculous, had our GM doing a sort of racist pastiche of every single stupid hong kong martial arts film in the 80s.

We were playing DnD 3.0, and we had to go to some kind of monastery for some kind of information on how to build something or other, but it's been a while and I forget exactly what it was. We go there, they're friendly, we eat a very simple meal, and we ask the head monk if we can see the scrolls.

Suddenly, the mood changes, and we need to "prove our worth" for such sacred knowledge. Proving our worth, it seemed, involved a near endless procession of monks, always 4 at a time (to match our party?) attack us at random while we wandered the halls. Our GM did this really caricaturish voice of the poor English speaking asian actor, and they would shout these nonsensical battle cries.

>Mighty Flying Cat Kick Form shall be your doom!
> Harmonious Earthen Toe is ultimate combat form!
>The Heaven and Earth Youth Association shall prevail!
etc. He had dozens of these fucking things up his sleeve, ready to roll, or maybe he was just ad-libbing them.