Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1662: Night in the Woods Edition

What?

Harding is best girl. Fite me.

The lead writer for DAI didn't include Harding, fan favorite qt3.14 dorf scout, in the roster of romanceable characters because he thinks that being into dwarves is weird and akin to pedophilia.

David Gaider says that people who like dwarves are pedos.

They're more like teacher glasses, except made out of gold because she's rich.

I thought Bioware was super SJW now. Isn't that really offensive to actual real-life dwarfs?

SJW's are consistent only in that they are never consistent

Are there any perks that make it so memories from an origin other than drop-in don't affect you? Please help

> being into dwarves is weird and akin to pedophilia.
Boy, that's the kind of shit that starts a war against elves.

Elflets. When will they learn?

There's no social justice movement for dwarf rights they can hitch to and get attention from, so they have zero reason to try to appeal to and pander to them, and thus their true, hateful nature shows through.

Discord link.

discord.gg/454MMUS

Speaking of dwarves, is there a way to make Tyrion not a dwarf?

No.

jumpchain fags go back to your original thread

import him somewhere, it's what I did.

You're gonna have to talk to CYOA fags, because they kicked us out.

Shouldn't be too hard to alter his body if you have access to basic biomancy.

Exalted Infernals i think?
I don't remember if it was just the past life from that jump or other-life memories in general, you'll have to look it up.

Sidereal Martial Arts. Specifically Pattern Spider Touch, which comes complete with world-wide memory retcon that only beings on the level of the Incarnae are immune to.

Just make sure you're doing it right, because the another use for that charm is erasing someone from existence, with no undo button.

The whole point of non drop-in origins is that they often give you better discounts, but you have to deal with a different dominant personality.

Is there a perk that let me join two powers into one ?

power combinations from young justice can do up to three

Power combinations

Is everyone on this damned thing or what? I see most of the major jumpmakers on the list. Are we just abandoning the irc entirely?

The latest scientific research seems to indicate that it is possible to be on more than one chat program at once. But so far, this is purely theoretical.

Most don't do that though. The irc has far less jumpmakers.

>The latest scientific research seems to indicate that it is possible to be on more than one chat program at once. But so far, this is purely theoretical.
You go too far, Anonymous.

>less
fewer

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>Wait I can choose the hat it looks like? I thought it was an amalgamation of everything.
Well, yes, it IS an amalgamation of everything. But it doesn't necessarily have to look like it.

So, yeah, you can choose to have it look like whatever you want.

Are there any perks that let you befriend or win over your enemies?

Really should have been this guy

Steal the powers of Greed from GOH and you're set.

Lyrical Nanoha and Generic Magical Girl have some.

Yes.

They want a secret community that most people don't know about and that's moderated by Exhausted because they like it when he yells at and tries to drive off jumpmakers.

But then the fewer/fuhrer joke couldn't be made.

They also eat babies and plan to take over the world.

Are there any perks that let you sense or track down thieves and other undesirables?

The blame I pinned on Exhausted is something that actually happened though.

This is true, I rescind my statement. Davos is still boss, though

You just say that because the secret jumpchain illuminati wouldn't let you into their clubhouse.

No, I say that because he went on a tirade against Red in the IRC in the thread once. Dude's a bully.

>secret communication
Pretty much everyone of note in the Jumpchain community is on Discord. Not very secret, is it?

user concerns matter too.

Why does Bancho even have art of himself?

Why would he have art of a different jumper? That wouldn't make any sense.

Because he's a sick, sick retard. I would say he needs help, but he's ignored the advice of said help to stay away because this thread is very bad for what little mental health he has left.

Speaking of Discord, the latest discussion has proven that pretty much 90% of people involved in jumpchain are legitimately autistic. Not a very big shocker.

Well then maybe the Discord is better, huh?

Seriously, Discord is much more convenient as a platform. Why would you prefer the IRC?

Sweet, thanks.

Also it doesn't cost anything to maintain once I take the form, right?

Do you people ever get fucking tired of this?

Just the constant drama, whining, autism, and bullshit?

Do you people legitimately find this fun?

There's a reason fewer people go to the IRC. Red doesn't moderate the Discord.

Go ahead and ask them.

Nobody cares.

No. I don't even find the concept of Jumpchain fun anymore. I mostly come here out of a small hope that all the salt will give me a stroke and I'll die.

Not really, but I've learned to ignore it unless I find a particular argument funny. Once you've figured out how the song-and-dance goes, it's not that hard to detach yourself from it.

It helps I have other hobbies and ways to spend time, too. This is just something I do to kill time or get easy writing prompts from. Or resurrecting year-old memes for fun.

Space Station 13 is fun, too.

I just ignore the drama. If the namefags want to put up with the drama of haivng an identity, that's their cross to bear.

Did somebody say they were working on a Black Butler jump?

Red hasn't been around for awhile. She's busy & even then she doesn't really do much modding.

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Clearly they don't.

I ignore most of what happens in thread and only pipe up when people ask questions about other Jumpers, cause it prompts me to think about things I otherwise wouldn't think of, or to encourage Jumpmakers that get buried in people talking shit about them.

Loan Eater if WoW ever gets finished.

I'm serious. Do you really think anyone cares about her anymore? She hasn't posted in over a month and the only reason anyone brings her up is memes.

Nope.

You need to understand, being constructive isn't the point of these threads anymore.

Jumps don't matter. Builds don't matter. Even if people find the current state of affairs saddening and shitty, they'll just keep doing it because Misery. Loves. Company. People will just keep making each other miserable because these threads are a maelstrom of it, and the only way to cut the cycle is to be the better person and stop it.

Which will never happen. Because misery loves company.

Turns out when you're a shitty person for four years going, even your sycophants lose the ability to care.

Face it user. Your idol's not relevant anymore. JumpChain's changing, and you need to change with it or be left behind.

No problem. And yup, it doesn't cost a thing to maintain once you take the form.

Shapeshifting in general doesn't cost a Lunar anything to maintain, just a bit of essence to actually shift into a new form in the first place

>Exhausted
Why does that cunts name sound familiar? What's he done?

Just what I said he's done. See The shitposter is currently masturbating to it, so the only theory that Exhausted is the shitposter comes back to mind.

Ignore them. They're just salty that he BTFOd Red about how she was pushing her fancanon in Black Crusade with the "b-b-b-but only one patron, you can't choose other powers!" bullshit. He was only letting us know what was going on and she freaked out that she wasn't being idolized over it.

Don't even get me started. Either he or someone else commissioned porn of his jumper from an artist I like. So there's me, browsing away and having a nice relaxing fap. Then BOOM: Bancho's jumper naked, aroused, and plowing away.

Yeah.

Fuck him for ruining that afternoon, and fuck him for ruining that artist. I can look at his stuff anymore without a severe case of noodle cock.

>Just the constant drama, whining, autism, and bullshit?
Yeah, real life sucks.

Which artist?

...You know, if you're fapping to porn from a guy Bancho commissioned porn from, I'm a little concerned about your fetishes.

Oh, that's how I remember him. He went all cunty and posted IRC drama in thread. Yeah, if that's who's running the discord I'm good. No thanks. If you're going to create drama, at least contribute to the community. That fucker's cancer.

No.

He doesn't do that shit usually, that's why it caught me so off guard.

Except he was right. That's not how the setting works, that's not how the RPG works. It's just more special snowflake stuff trying to make the setting trump the jumper. We might as well talk about something else anyway, it's not like the jump is ever getting released now without someone else picking it up.

It's a wonder people ever make content for you cunts, at this rate.

Cunt apologists are worse than cunts, m8. Sort yourself out.

If you pay attention it's rather inflated because you don't leave Discords. The thing has like ten or so regulars and a bunch of people who occasionally get on or don't actually even have a single message to their names.
You mean the precisely zero moderation actions taken so far? Honestly most of the mods are a bit shady, but there haven't even been any major arguments with any of them.

Mushoku Tensei has a perk actually titled "Harem Protagonist". Ben 10 has "Alien Harem". Those are the only ones I know of offhand, though.
Well, and that drawback from Ravenloft.

I just kindof skim the threads for new jumps and post stories sometimes. Most of the time I don't even read, like, 90% of the thread.
It's not like it's interesting. Blahblah shitposting memes blahblah arguing you know, whatever.
But I still like jumps! And CYOA doesn't pump out as much original content, so, y'know.
Still here. Kinda.

Oh my god, user, that's awful. I'm so sorry.

It really is a wonder.

BUT MUH user IS NEVER IN THE WRONG

Why the sweet salty fuck do you think I barely post?

Bancho is cancer to everything he touches. Fuck him. NO NOT LITERALLY OH GOD THAT'S FUCKING SICK

Too busy one-handing it to Police Girl, I'd wager.

Har dee har dee har.

I mean if we're being honest even that's more constructive use of time, amirite?

Because you're more involved over at SB?

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>The SB Meme

Link us to one of his posts, Steven.
Give us proof he's an SBer.

Gonna be honest, whenever there's this kind of thread, SB starts to seem like an option.

But he's only got one ar-... oh. Oooooooooooh. I get it.