How do Halflings feel about tall beings?

How do Halflings feel about tall beings?

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There's literally a webcomic exactly about this.

If you're reading it for the story or anything resembling a cohesive thought, you're a lost cause.

>is it shiny? if so, make a hat. if not, SMASH
>is it burny? if so, dance around it. if not, burn it, then dance around it
>is it stabby? if yes, stab. if not, stab harder
>does it contain the answers as to the true purpose of our kind? are we but mere extensions of Their will, or can we be something more than these blue bags of arcane flesh? if no, swim. if yes, bring back one of the other three from the Dead place and have them test it

Same way manlets always feel.

Imagine 12-foot tall humans looking down on you.
How would you feel?

Nah, people don't feel bad because they are smaller than gorillas.

Only way they would feel bad is if they are short among halflings

The art is brautiful, though, and the sex scenes pretty good.

Aroused?

You mean Incase?

I'm sure a majority feel contempt for them, while a significant minority fetishize them.

They'd love to have tallfriends over for tea, but it's too bad they can't fit inside comfy hobbit homes.

Particularly opulent hobbits might sport a tall roof and overlarge furniture for entertaining tallfolk, but it's really the exception rather than the rule.

Hey, the Redwood is cool as shit. I'll probably steal it for my next campaign.

>when fucking porn comic handles social issues better than vast majority of "serious" works

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>Alfie
it's about to get GOAT

Link me?

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i wanna licki then sticki my dicki in debicki

Like I need a bigger gun.

Who gives a shit? They're all the way down there.

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Why is this written on a screen from "Four tank-men and a dog" ?

>it's a manlet enabling fetish episode

So long as they're also attractive I'm with

only right answer

Hey now, that shit is actually reasonably well written even not taking into account it's supposed to be porn

Kender

What are Talbings?

buttsmithy

nice dubs

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Dunno, but Wichura really looks like he could deliver this line and I myself love to post this in every single time someone asks a really stupid question

We're probably like slenderman to them; all freakishly disproportionate.

>When you discover manlets actually live longer for some reason
>Adam living 300 years makes sense because everyone was less than a manlet back then

They look up to them.

The same way short dudes feel about tall women. Time to scale the mountain of poon.

>tfw your mum got human'd and you're a threequarterling
feels bad man

I smiled slightly.

>How would you feel?
I'd be roughly crotch height, so I guess I begin oral sex