She's going to get that treasure unless you stop her

She's going to get that treasure unless you stop her.

Looks like she's a martial to me user, I'll just put a magic lock on the chest. That oughta stop her.

Joke's on her, the treasure is me!

>treasure
hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

Couldn't she just push the chest back to town?

why would I want to stop her from getting to that treasure chest? once she does reach it, start the follow-up thread on /d/

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The chest is a mimic! A rather hungry one.

The whitespace is a mimic

Is this the same thing as the dragon all over again? Because if it is then even trying to prevent her from reaching the treasure is pointless, she'll just win through GM fiat.

Your missproportionate chibi waifu can't get past my sister, user! Slay!

Now, she's going to get that treasure unless you stop her.

What's stopping you from using player fiat?

It's a mimic.

I miss hot seat HOMMII.

Get our bard to arrange a distraction.

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Wait a sec, I got this.

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N-Nani?!

I like where this is going.

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its a MAGIC box

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>7 hours in MSPaint
I hope no one has made this joke yet.

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Or this one.

Players, am I right folks?

You got a full kek out of me.

Hah.

She can't get the treasure if the treasure doesn't exist.

If the treasure isn't real that means the treasure was either inside her all along or it was the friends she made along the way.

Either way she's gotten an even better treasure and you've failed.

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Show her a premonition.

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>Vance's 9mm SMG loaded with HP or JHP.jpg

>100 Cazadors danger close
>Thinking even Vance's will save you

Only a proper dwarf can access the box.

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I hope you've got Power Armor on as well as the mod that makes it automatically administer antivenom, otherwise you're fukken ded before you thin out half of 'em.

>No cats, cat bone murals, or blood fountains
Immersion broken.

nice meme, friendo :^)

This is almost as old as Veeky Forums is.

Those horns....
Yeah i think we'll be alright

It's like you didn't learn the lesson of Ulthar.

This is Veeky Forums use a more appropriate pic

But that cage doesn't even menace with spikes of any sort!

>this lock can only be opened if you agree that traps are gay
Sounds fair.

Does that even count as a lock?

It keeps /pfg/ out, so I don't see a problem.

What is this from?

Fuck... does this make me a newfag?

>What is this from?
5th edition D&D Player's Handbook, page 122.

It's in the "personality and background" section, which also contains sample alphabets for elven and draconic.

>am I a newfag
If you need to ask, the answer is probably yes. But these sample alphabets are pretty easy to miss.

Maybe, maybe not. I was around when D&D Next was in beta and I still haven't bothered reading 5th. Mostly because I don't really care for d20

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>But these sample alphabets are pretty easy to miss.

And not particularly great either. There's really no sense that the letters developed naturally or are to represent their respective phonemes.

They're like bad Tolkien ripoffs.

Ah. I have paid, like, zero attention to 5th.

Eh, not everyone spends their entire life both studying languages and making one.