The setting will be a typical pulp fantasy one of sword and sorcery. I have no fucking idea where to start thinking about it as a campaign premise
I don't really care about the system, so unless something good is recommended I might just go with D&D5
let it be known that it was a petition from my female players, let that sink in
If you're thinking about a plot, or thinking about mechanics, or really thinking at all, you are an idiot who is only going to laden his game with pretentiousness that will get in the way.
Could focus it around being part of some kind of guild that goes around delving into ruins to give them plenty of dungeon crawling opportunities.
I'm sorry, but it is already hard enough for a traumatized virgin like me to be put in this situation
as fun as I find the idea of doing a erotic game, I have no fucking idea about sex, so I would rather ask you to save those condescending comments beccause they are beyond insulting
that has nothing erotic about it
Don't do it then. Explain that you think that ERPG's are a waste of time because they try to mix dick-think and brain-think together and the body only has enough blood to run one at a time.
The ruins were made by an ancient civilisation that were very lewd so the creatures and traps that inhabit will do erotic things to the heroines when given the chance.
Another idea for a campaign is a gladiator theme where when they're knocked down to 0 hp they're just conscious but not really up for fighting anymore and the team that loses get fucked, literally. Can even have fun with them posing naked for sponsors or even have them occasionally get prostitution offers from the rich.
but I don't think that and you sound really retarded
the fact that a lot of ERPG already exist prooves that what you are saying is really fucking stupid, have you ever done it to begin with?
I'm really digging the gladiator thing, it also gives the excuse for throwing in monster girls and other exotic things because we are all gross weebs in the group
Isn't the obvious answer here to ask the players what they want and let them do most the work
also just use Fate, as that gives players more narrative agency and the mechanics are pretty much a sideline to roleplay. Nobody says ERP but really means 'intense tactical decisionmaking'
>The ruins were made by an ancient civilisation that were very lewd so the creatures and traps that inhabit will do erotic things to the heroines when given the chance.
Reminds me of that picture of the lewd adventurer girl carrying a torch through a hallway full of tentacles.
what's so special about fate? I have never tried it
I have some players that are newbies to roleplaying and still have trouble with rule-heavy game, so I was never planning on doing something like 3.5
In my experience, lewd games are best when done with relatively light rules. Don't try and mix smut and mechanics together too much, as it's important that you're not trying to have people roll to see how long they last in bed or anything dumb like that. Grapple checks and charm spells should suffice for anything forceful, though you should also clear such things with the players.
5e should work fine, though I would keep in mind that you'll probably want to run fewer and easier/quicker encounters.
As for the premise, speak with your players about this. If they asked for a lewd game, they might have some ideas of what they want to see. Do they want to play sexy temptresses and seduce nobles to gain power, or play as ladyknights getting forced into bad situations with terrible monsters?
Try and figure out what sort of angle they're hoping for, and cater to that. Also, might be a good idea to ask everyone for a no-go list so you don't introduce any fetish that might weird somebody out.
Just try and remember to make sure everyone is having fun with it.
Fate's all about boiling down elements of characters, scenes, the setting, and the narrative down into parts that they can invoke and interact with: Aspects. It's also designed to be a bit more collaborative, with players having the ability to define more about what they're doing and what effects that might have (with the GM naturally having the reserved ability to veto or overwrite things as they please).
If it's a "let's be cheeky and fuck everything" game with newbie players, I'd actually recommend Risus. It's free, very easy to learn, and characters are built using Cliches which could easily be stuff like "Naughty Schoolgirl" or "Scantily Clad Beast-Mistress" or whatever.
risus gives me headaches, because while they are newbies they aren;t retarded and I still want to put a very small amount of seriousness into the game with some challenges and posibility of failure
actually the lazyfucks expect me to come up with everything, mostly because they have faith that I'll come up with a good premise. I'll talk with them, but the probable thing is that they'll ask what they want to see fetish-wise but expect me to build the campaign and setting
I was thinking of something like castlevania (a castle of monsters commanded by a frustrated dark lord has appear at the city , are you a sick fuck enough dude to fuck your way up to the boss?)
They're not lazy for expecting you to come up with the campaign and setting, but it is on them to help with the basic premise at least to make sure it's something they'll enjoy.
That aside, going for the concept of a dark overlord of some sort creating a labyrinthine dungeon outside of their town would work well. It gives everything a nice centralized location, and can have many scenarios stem from it.
Communication is important though. Even if the players themselves think you'll do a good job, it's important that you try and get a feel for what they're after one way or another.
Whilst if asked under any non-anonymous handle I'd say that ERP is stupid shit for lonely neckbeards to compensate for their dead sex life, part of me would be totally up for running an erpg campaign for a mostly-female group.
If it were me, I'd use FATE and I'd base the setting very heavily off CoC (the one where the tentacles shatter your anus, not your mind). Have races with single-line descriptors and keep the exposition implicit unless it becomes relevant or a player digs. A romp through a hostile territory of creatures looking to kill, fuck and eat everything makes sense, add some corruption and mutation shit in there for good measure.
IDK though like I say this shit isn't my bag. I run games but steer clear of erp.
I'll go ask them then
also, as a way to make things interesting I was thinking of a rule of "female players have to play guy characters and vice-versa" but I don't know how that would go and it would be up to the expectations of the players
>base of CoC
CoC gets creeppy really fast, with everything carrying around three meter long cocks and seven boobs with five nipples, but I see your point, encounters that ends in the victor raping the loser and lots of monster girls
You know the whole thing about how its important for the GM and the players to be on the same page for a campaign to succeed?
10x true if sexytime is involved. What might be one person's biggest turn on could be someone else's boner killer.
Give everyone a note card early on in planning. Have everyone write down at least one thing they want to see in the campaign, and anything they consider verboten.
If a player has something as verboten, it does not happen to their character. Full stop. Even if you have to bend over backwards to make that thing not happen. Its better to have a fade to black and a continuity error than to push one of your players into something that makes them really uncomfortable.
Use what sort of things they want to see as a foundation for coming up with content for the game. That gives you a direction to go into. A game that's just DnD except when they go back to the inn they start having weird sex is not the same as a transformation-themed sexventure where every dungeon is based around some kind of fetish.
CoC used to be a lot less weird, and if you play carefully you can avoid being turned into a twelve-cocked futa dog that jizzes beer from its dicknipples, and just become a monstergirl or a giantess or w/e.
Speak with your players, if they're into corruption and TF then some of the lighter stuff might be fun. I'd imagine, however, that while the rest of the table would be largely ok with them becoming a lamia, they might be put off when she develops a prolapsed anus womb so keep it under control.
Best not to enforce anyone into playing a particular sex or anything. You should make it clear that either would be fine, though it is something to consider when coming up with enemies. After all, if they all want to play dudes and rape and pillage, then your dark lord might be better off as an evil queen instead.
of course, but what I was talking about was more the system of CoC (shapeshifting, dominating the loser, monsters) rather than the setting itself
I'm a fair man, even though I hate homos I have no qualms and no problem coming up with even gay furfaggotry if the players call for it.
>your dark lord might be better off as an evil queen instead.
damn it, how did you know it was a actually a smug vampire loli?
>giantess
If only.
The only reliable way to increase height was to ingest large quantities of minotaur blood, which would not only furrify you, but also lead to a bad end. Getting to a lovely 10 ft tall non-furry was a pain.
>ERPG
>no idea where to start thinking about a campaign premise
Have you ever watched a porno? Literally, just come up with a thinly-veiled excuse for everyone to have sex all the time.
Some ideas that took no effort at all to think up:
1. Oh no, the gateway to the demon world has been opened and the world is infested with shapeshifting succubi! They drain the lifeforce from mortals, but some mortals have a special gift: when they have sex with succubi, they are the ones who drain -their- energy!
2. Oh no! Aliens have invaded earth, not to kill us, but to turn us into sex slaves, since their species has not given birth to any males in generations and is dying out! After suffering from being put in black leather and spanked all your life for the erotic entertainment of the aliens, you've decided to fight back!
3. Oh no! A race of cat women/snake women/giant amazonian women have invaded your peaceful medieval village and taken away all the men!
4. A strange artifact has given you power over women's lust, and now you can control all the pussy in the world, with cult-like followings of needy bitches, but beware! There are also evil men who have this power too and would use it to remake society in their image!
5. A strange virus has caused all women to become permanently horny. Like zombies, they crowd around verile men and rape them to death.
And so on
Sounds like the player is hitting on you desu.
>Have you ever watched a porno?
ALL THE FUCKING TIME
HENTAI HAS THE BEST PLOT AND SETTINGS EVER, I SHIT YOU NOT
exhentai.org
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>let it be known that it was a petition from my female players, let that sink in
paru paru paru
But on a more serious note you need some idea what sort of things your players find erotic, first.
with a fucking figurative brick you mean, because they all have boyfriends
that girl in specific has the personality of "lol I'm such a nerd Xb" bitch, although being an actual nerd, I learnt to do the nico nico nee weeb dance to impress herit worked out and we made out, but later she left clear that she didn't want to do anything with me beyond friendship then just after that she started to go out with one of my players, fuck everything
/blog
parsee is CUTE CUTE CUTE
Confirmed beta orbiter.
But listen, all is not lost. If you improve your hygiene, work out, and leverage your storytelling ability you use your DMing skill to find women who share your hobbies.
The first rule is self respect. NEVER learn to do the nico nico dance again, that was a bad move. Women won't find you attractive if they don't respect you.
None of those links work.
...not that I clicked on them or anything....
If you get the sad panda you need to log in on g.e-hentai.com first. exhentai is a separate site for hosting stuff that's not necessarily good to have hosted on web-crawled space (basically stuff that japanese publishers would sue over).
>I learnt to do the nico nico nee weeb dance to impress her
You seem to have a bit of an anger problem, user...
as if you knew better
>Nobody says ERP but really means 'intense tactical decisionmaking'
FATAL exists. Apparently somebody does, in fact, think that.
after having been told by a psychiatrist that I have a profound issue with being extremely harsh on myself, I guess I'm trying to compensate by being really angry with those that critisize me, diverting that anger from myself
well FATAL is unanimously considered a bad idea, so I don't think it counts
The Book of Erotic Fantasy exists, as well.
Tell me next that Dungeons and Dragons is "unanimously" considered a bad idea. Do it. I dare you.
>also, as a way to make things interesting I was thinking of a rule of "female players have to play guy characters and vice-versa" but I don't know how that would go and it would be up to the expectations of the players
See, this is exactly what was talking about. You're trying to aid your players in jacking off, and getting sidetracked by weird high-concept stuff instead. That's not the point. None of that is the point.
>smug vampire loli
This is the point. You didn't add that because it's a fascinating mechanical concept, you added it because it's hot and a vehicle for things that are hot. Keep doing that, just with your players' fetishes as well.
3.5 is... I mean, unless you consider Pathfinder players people.
THREE POINT FIVE RULE BLOAT WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE
but on another note, the fact that absolutely nobody has mentioned it in this thread so far makes me question that it is remotedly good
>You're trying to aid your players in jacking off
we are not going to be jacking off, we are going to have some laughs
I'll take your advice in mind, althoug it has two problems
1-What one finds hot might horror other people
2-asking for fetishes and reaching a consensus completely kills any surprise
>(basically stuff that japanese publishers would sue over).
More for stuff that bothers advertisers. There's even 'grey area' stuff like incest. It's hosted fine, but you can't search for the tag on the normal e-hentai galleries.
Not, uh...not that I would know.
You two aren't everybody, and you sure as shit aren't "unanimous".
Face it, some people actually do want intense tactical lovemaking.
You said that 2 people in the group are fucking and one is fucking someone outside the group. I guarantee it's not all for laughs.
Yes but user, Pathfinder players aren't people. They're more like chimpanzees or ambulatory hedgerows.
>let it be known that it was a petition from my female players, let that sink in
Well, given that women are all whores with suppressed rape fantasies... just have your standard orc raiders harrassing villages. They kill all the men (because let's be honest, who caers about men? Women don't, that's for sure) and rape the women with their big green dicks. The slut brigade tries to fuck its way up to the orc chieftain, whose cock is the biggest and hardest of them all.
point me who
can't forever GM's be allowed to have fun?
I want to aproach this as funny shit because if it goes as lewd jerking I'm probably going to get into uncharted levels of depression
you have never read it, have you?
that book is almost entirely fluff, the very few existing mechanics are entirely superficial
>niggers aren't people
>jews aren't people
>polacks aren't people
>poor people aren't people
>etc. aren't people
You're just a dumb nigger of a different stripe.
>point me who
Me.
I have it saved on my hard drive along with every other core book and supplement. It adds dicerolls and actual decision-making to erp, beyond "i fuk pussi b0ss".
>tfw the pathfinder player thinks he gets to hold opinions
gonna be honest its cute
>I’m Zed. I’ve been designing rpgs for years now,
ok
>and have been a member of the furry...
no
>i fuk pussi b0ss
Alright ya grot but make it quik.
next time use a trip so i can block your shitposting
To be completely honest, I think this is the game nu-Veeky Forums deserves.
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I have never, ever once used a fucking trip, you god damned cuntboy. Opinions you don't agree with don't automatically constitute "shitposting". Pull your nuts out of your purse for once in your life.
You are objectively shitposting. If you are too autistic to recognise that, perhaps you would be more at home on /r9k/ or gaiaonline.
t. all of Veeky Forums
stop answering him, idiot
I'm having fun
I both GM and play in erotic pathfinder. It's fun, though I and my friends don't use it just to cyberfuck at each other, but actually tell a mostly dirty story.
It's kinda neat when you're both hoping to lose a fight, knowing that it'll be a fun rape scene, and want to win because the thing you're fighting is actually important to the plot.
This girl went from 4/10 to 8/10 real quick
meh, you have a point
tell me some stories
I am also interested in stories.
/10
>rating feminine strongfat amazons with tomboy streaks this low
Are you literally retarded?
>Metal Dick Solid
>Tactical Lovemaking Action
Well, one fun time as a player was when a tentacle monster burst out of the ground near a shrine to Ardad Lili. Her influence had corrupted it, and it was a really close mini-boss fight because the area around it was like quicksand.
Ended up losing after my Magus failed her concentration check on a spell and got very thoroughly bred, milked, and stuffed with eggs.
Her goddess proceeded to punish her by forcing her to care for the eggs and quite literally "beat them into submission" because she didn't punish the creature after it fucked her unconscious and died.
tl;dr Magus and alchemist find devil-corrupted tentacle monster, it wins fight and thoroughly rapes the Magus over the course of several hours.
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OP, it doesn't matter if you're a virgin. An erpg is incredibly similar to an RPG, it just has a bit of extra stat keeping and a different environment.
When I say statkeeping, I do not mean there should be mechanics for sex. Rolling for sex is sad, you'll feel virginy, your players will feel lame. Just let descriptions carry it and play up the bravado "everybody talks about their sex and you're a legend if you bang 30 dragons and blah blah blah". That kinda statkeeping.
When I say environment I'm talking IRL (in game you can go anywhere from sensual moonshine running to the Serenity except with orgies). Depending on which bit of this small blue marble you call home your players might have social stigmas against this sort of thing. Make it inviting, and I know that's a hard order for some groups but that's what it's going to take for your players to actually engage in erotic stuff. Ask what they want, specific kinks, or just a first time erpg to ease them in.
Hope this helps.
okay user tell me what this shit is pronto
>stuffed with eggs
you have to eat all the eggs
I don't like drunks, and I've never been into raw tomboy attitudes, but she got a surprising boost in that chapter by having a feminine side come out and the motherly side was really cute
I'm agreeing with you, pinhead
But those are some big eggs, filled with more tentacle monsters.
Surely they have better uses than eating? I get to keep them as loyal pets if I beat them!
Elf-san wa Yaserarenai
Elf can't on a diet. A bunch of fantasy races come through a portal and put on weight as they become enamored with human cuisine. Protag is a physical therapist that helps them with exercise routines and hopes to get in shape himself.
well thing is that we play in a local of our uni association, not anyone's home so the envirement part is a bit fucked beyond my ability
then you ought to be a good mother and show them all the loe you can
is this Not!monster_musume?
It's not a harem manga. Some of them outright hate him at points, but tag along because he knows his shit and he's not an ass. Pretty comfy all-around although the artist used to do some really good porn before he got a steady gig. Google methonium if you're interested
>methonium
hombreeeee
healthy faps I've had with that guy. I though the art was familiar
It's not a harem story, just a lot of fetish fuel and false information about getting Veeky Forums. To keep it Veeky Forums related, here's a chubby dogbold.
The char isn't a very motherly girl. She's a devil worshiper herself (Hence why her goddess punished her), and a slaver. She'd use them as pets to train new slaves.
Another story, this time with me GMing. The party had to investigate a newly opened underground cathedral built around a well of Fey energy. The energy was dedicated to the Green Mother, and a modified Baobhan Sith was in charge of it.
The party lost the boss fight hardcore. One of them got sent to be a breeding slut for a clan of goblins, another was used to incubate new plantlife, and the last, a Futa, was kept as a personal pet of the boss, feeding her and her plants.
The party never managed to escape that situation and decided to call the campaign on that. I'm running a new one for them now.
And a squishy halfling.
Japan is strange. Drawing ecchi is a honorable profession but drawing hentai is dishonorubru and shamefur dispray.
Why are actors in regular movies with sex scenes praised while porn actors are seen as depraved, despite the latter giving much more entertainment to the people than the former?
Kuroeda is by far the best girl.
>all this rape
Doesn't anyone want torrid, passionate monogamous romances with happy sex, cuddling, and True Love?
Damn, that's adorable.
Off-topic, but what do tribes of Amazons do with their nerdiest, most egg-headed members? The quiet ones who'd prefer studying beetles to hunting monsters or fighting battles? ("They're slain for being weak" is the boring answer.)
Presumably the nerdy amazons are discouraged at an early age, growing both angry and depressed at not fitting in. Some would find a place as witch doctors and shamans, depending on the tribe, while others would channel their anger about not being accepted into being badasses.
>Doesn't anyone want torrid, passionate monogamous romances with happy sex, cuddling, and True Love?
I do, but nu-Veeky Forums gets all butthurt about loli.
The bar of entry to be in porn is a lot lower, so the other actors and directors use their weight to get porn labeled as "uncultured"
It just has to be the right kind of loli.