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/pol/, /pol/ everywhere edition!
Cutepics for the Cute God sub-edition!

>Mortarion Reveal, also some terminators and stuff
[YouTube] News from Konor (embed)

>Konor Campaign
konor.warhammer40000.com/

>Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/

>GW FAQ (1.1):
warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Codex: Space Marines FAQ
warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
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>Other Megas
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-user doing Chaos' work)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing

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First for best Primarch

first for /pol/

3rd leaving gender identity in previous thread

the last thread needs to be purged

ROLL BITCHES.

> mfw supporting chaos as Xenos.

Druchadi claim this thread.

Remember Hades Hive.

When does the next issue of White Dwarf hit so I know if Necromunda, a new IG release, or something else entirely is happening? I want to buy shit, but I don't know what shit just yet.

That's just your opinion :^)

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Lets do this shit!

Someone explain why a power axe should do D6 and not D3

Accept the peaceful /pol/ migrants. They come from a board of peace.

is your girlfriend a cute trap?

Necromunda was confirmed a few years ago, so I suspect if anything it'll be a small bit of info.

Dauntless Sentinels.

Not bad.

I want to see one of these with The Yncarne and the Avatar of Khaine. Can mention things like avatar of khaine getting thrown into the river of shit by calgar.
>FUCK I GOTTA PEE SO BAD
I know its meant to look sorrowful but i did not even notice the dead banshee at first.

Void Lords... am I a traitor?

thank god new thread, going to try a summoning list for the first time in 8th tomorrow, i'm setting aside 300 points for summoning. Is this sufficient?

Sable Paladins...feels goodman

>try a summoning list for the first time in 8th

Argent Drakes.

Guess we're not leaving the World Eaters to rejoin the Emperor

>Busty Eldar faction leader, appeals to footfags and has a cool armored bodyguard, also a cute pet.
>Nice lore about trying to un-NPC the Eldar race with dank soul magic.
>Fucks Lelith Hesperax every night.
>Litterally the worst haircut possible for a female character.

Why ?

>tons of bits perfect for basing and kitbashing
>huge and properly scaled
>good solid models with good detail and assembles well
>multiple poses and weapons so no two models are alike
>bits to build a character model two
Are ogryns the best guard infantry kit?

>Void Lords

Huh...kind of edgy, but I could roll with it. Crusader fleet chapter.

Valiant Judges.
POWER GAVELS FOR EVERYBODY!

New Typhon confirmed

baitforthebaitgod.jpg

camo knight makes me like knights

>Noble Guardians
That can be nearly anything though.

>Valorous Scarabs
Uhhh, we're exceptionally brave beetles

>ancestral scarabs

fug

to much RNG or what? it's going to be all khorne daemons and 7ppm bloodletters seem sexy.

I like her haircut. It reminds me of a lot of the eldar designs previously shown and having it all tied up and shit makes it look regal.

I love her and howling banshees and Lilith but good the rest of the Eldar line is so gay.

Whe will Felinids get figures?

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A-are you me?

implying thirsty anons dont want pictures of traps

summoning as a mechanic puts you are a disadvantage, since you lost a turn of moving.

Probably once someone uses them in a novel.

I am so glad Dow3 burns in hell.

Nice smoke/damage stuff. Shame it's useless in 8th as vehicles don't remain on the table when destroyed and they don't show how many wounds are off a unit to represent damage. Even buildings are removed from the table.

GW dropped the ball on that. I want my vehicles to act as cover when they die like they do in real life. It's an extremely minor thing and doesn't stop any 'realism vs fun' crap. You use to be able to spam cheap transports to use as cover, now? Useless.

Noble Archons, did anyone got to watch the Deldar VS dumbzekers of khorn? Did we won against those Mon' Keigh dogs? Or was it rigged to keep the CSM fags butthurness at minimum?

I need something to fill the last 117 Points. So far I've considered a devastator squad with two lascannons/missile launchers or a vanguard vet squad with power swords and a plasma pistol.

What would help in Konor week 3?

Don't mind me, posting a meme again

[2k Ynnari]
Battalion Detachment_
Yvraine
Autarch Skyrunner
Warlock Skyrunner

5x Corsair Skyreaver
shardcarbine
5x Corsair Skyreaver
shardcarbine
5x Corsair Skyreaver
shardcarbine
5x Corsair Skyreaver
shardcarbine

5x Scourges
dark lances (4)
5x Scourges
dark lances (4)

Vanguard Detachment_
Yncarne
Farseer

x3 Shadow Spectres, exarch
prism rifles
x3 Shadow Spectres, exarch
prism rifles
x10 Shadow Spectres, exarch
prism rifles
x10 Shadow Spectres, exarch
prism rifles

SS get -2 to get hit with conceal, get two phases of shooting with soulburst from corsair/SS screen, farseer with 24" range casts fortune on a unit of 10 rerolling misses to hit on S6 AP-3 prism rifles that generate an extra attack per hit up to 3. Autarch gives rerolls of 1 to hit for the other units. Yvraine gives free soulburst in psyker phase allowing a unit of scourges to get another shooting phase.

I would advise if you must do this to tie up beforehand whatever you plan to charge with your summoned bloodletters so their charge attempt (which requires at least a 9 on that 2d6) doesn't provoke overwatch.

>tfw can't decide if I like or hate the Emperor of Mankind

is he a good person or a horrible tyrant? At least in Age of Sigmar, we know for certain that Sigmar is a total bro who genuinely cares for mankind on both a group and individual basis.

With the Emperor being confirmed for not giving a shit abut his sons or any single person, humanity to him just comes off as some big science experiment.

Was this recorded somewhere?

Unlikely. They're stuck on one planet. They're tithed like everything else but unless somebody writes about them and they get super popular, we won't see them.

Where did this battle take place fellow Archon?

Grey Drakes.
Certainly sound generic enough.

So, Saint Celestine's thing is that she can die and come back, right? Did GW seriously make her just so that the Sisters of Battle can have a character who can be a jobber FOREVER?

Well Sigmar was a man who became a God
Big E is just a post-human, why the fuck would he care?

ADB just hates the Emperor, ignore everything he says about him. Every other fluff piece says the Emperor did care pre-Golden Throne.

Reminder that /pol/ are heretics worshipping a false emperor.

Yes! And boy is she good at it!

>Eternal Guardians
Fortifying this position

Makes sense. A lot of people were suggesting the termie in the back might be Typhus.

WAAAHH

Essentially, yeah. I wish GW gave SoB a generic 'create your own' Saint. I wouldn't be surprised if the Emperor came back that if SoB got updated they'd get generic Saint's. That'd be cool.

She gets off on it.

Reposting from last thread:


How would you fix the Craftworld Eldar?
My changes would be:
>reduce cost of fire prism
>make each mode of the fire prism fire a set number of shots instead of rolling for them

>reduce cost of dire avengers
>give dire avengers a buff to make them more than just expensive guardians

>reduce cost of falcon

>increase cost of wraithblades by up to 5 points
>reduce cost of ghostaxes

>change the spiritseer's buff so he can actually benefit wraith units other than wraithblades e.g. give him the autarch buff, but restricted to wraith units

>give the wraithlord the implacable special rule

>limit number of windrider special weapons to 1 for every 3 models

>change fortune so that it's not a clone of catalyst (or change catalyst from the tyranid index)

>reduce random element to number of shots for support gun batteries

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the plan was to have a bare bones lord in the back summoning shit the whole game while i attempted to tie the enemy up with rhino delivered bezerkers and supported by helbrutes and a las pred.

massed dark lances on scourges are maybe the best way to deal with the rhinos carrying zerkers

warhammer-community.com/2017/08/11/warhammer-live-lists-for-11th-august/

He ass ravages degenerates so he can't be that false.

he's talking about the warhammer channel on twitch. You literally have to pay money to watch vods.

Eternal Paladins. Sounds like a Grey Knight chapter

Follow superior non xenophobic paranoid inept Emperor.

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He's basically evil. In general the Imperium's morality is run off of the idea that "well everyone else is worse". Chaos consists of two types of people, people who go absolutely crazy and say "fuck morality" and the people who say "well honestly fuck the imperium isn't as bad as chaos". Really its a struggle to tell who is more evil.
>Faux latin about trump tower on the sword
I like that. I also like that hes fat but judging by the dickflamer a slaaneshi, more "hedonist" slaaneshi are my thing. As for political commentary its about as deep as a newspaper comic.

>roll
>letters

Whatever user

Yes

>Dauntless Huscarls

Imperial Fist chapter with emphasis on bikes and land speeders, I like it.

Well that's fuckin sucky.

Why so sad filthy xenos? Is it because you a shit?

You aren't very bright, are you?
Granted he should've said READ.

So you're both idiots

How can I get hired to write for GW so that I can make catgirls in space a reality? I need to know.

Friendly reminder that it's canon that when she gets into combat all that regal attire and headdressings detach and fall off leaving her in the more combat savvy latex suit underneath

first for dead primarch you mean......lol

obviously not that great

dont feel bad they get rules wrong too

>White Tigers
But I suck at stripes!

In the last thread I got advice to not prime my raider on sprue.
Now I'm after suggested sub-assemblies. I've already put together a side and the deck for it.
I'm thinking put the little spike, horn things on the sides, probably the bottom and crew individually and the sail.
I don't know what relies on other bits as I haven't done one of these before, though. Will this work, or will I run into trouble?
Also, should I invest in a white primer purely for the sail? I'm planning on doing it up Cabal of the Black Heart

New codex when?

Chaos Codex upload yet?

If you look at how ADB writes him, he's an ass.
If you look at how he treats his sons (specifically angron, because how he handles him completely goes against the whole "their just tools" claim) then it's clear he at least cares, even if he doesn't know how best to act.
Actions speak louder than words IMO.
Or you can say BL isn't canon, and carnac can get fucked. That's what I do.

NO BULLYING ALLOWED.

Well they are a reality, just nobody does. I was writing a story back in the day when /wst/ was around, not a porn story, just a general one. With an Inquisitor who has a Felinid who she uses as an assassin. I made the Inquisitor a Ordo Xeno Lod. I also planned to have an Eldar as part of her retinue but I wasn't sure.

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Probably a stupid question, but does what you see is what you get apply to units that don't come with some weapons their codex say is part of their equipment? For example, the codex says sanguinary priests are equipped with blot pistols, but their model kits don't come with one

>noble guardians
did we use the geneseed of noble 6 or something?

If he's summoning bloodletters at the back then the bloodletters probably wont get to the battlefield. Maybe have him advance up turn one? Possibly a biker lord so he gets to a nice position behind cover (as in where its hard to get LOS on him) really fast? Because footslogging bloodletters being summoned at the back might as well have been deployed turn 1.

>anime trope buff grandpa ogryn in the middle

YOU'LL NEVER STOP MY BULLYING.

>Righteous Paladins

Well my successor is just redundant.

Can I use Yvraine with a most dark eldar list

One day mods will ban begging. Last time somebody scanned the important parts of codex, then we had to wait a day longer for an epub, which didn't work, then another day for it to be fixed for all. No praise, no reward. So why would they do it? Stop begging.

I wanna be the Nutcrackers, successors of the World Eaters.

>He's basically evil.

Probably. In some respects, I agree with ADB's updated depiction of the Emperor. He really is an absolute shithead if you look at the history of 40k's lore. The Emperor is so advanced that "lower" concepts like humanity do not register with him. Problem is, understanding of humanity was a core principle needed for him not to fuck up.

I also perfectly understand why /pol/ hates ADB. They are only drawn to 40k because the Imperium is a fascist shithole that appeals to them, so it's natural for them to want to defend it as a good thing when it clearly isn't, and go against anyone who disagrees with that notion. ADB is attacking the Imperium at its core, and consequently attacks the very heart of a White Supremacist's ideals at the same time. Really hits home that they take it on a personal level by mentioning his father issues constantly.