These are your heroes of the kingdom for tonight. What happens?

These are your heroes of the kingdom for tonight. What happens?

Human transmutation that puts Elric brothers to shame.

The other thread isn't even dead yet.

We wait for dawn.

We accidentally summon a demon while trying to fix our old fuck ups

Carrion Woods become salad and soup?

But my soul is.

>The demonic hordes arrive
>Chilchak leaves because this shit isn't part of his contract
>Marcille tries to explain to everyone that demons aren't evil per se and just misunderstood as they drag thousands of peasants into hell
>Laius and Senshi are the only ones actually coming up with a plan to eat them

No demon ever showed up, nobody mentioned hell, Marcille never talked about how monsters are evil or not.

>"Oh good! We are looking for people to infiltrate the Bullywug raiders to the south! I see you are already dressed the part!"

Yes, and they were never declared heroes of the kingdom either. You're almost getting the point of this thread.

All I'm saying is that it's baseless to assume that Marcille would react that way.

I keep throwing all kinds of humanoid undead at them and make the all villains exclusively necromancers.

They eat the demons.

I change the campaign so that they get to fight interesting creatures and compete in a monster cooking competition.

Tonight, we dine in hell.

Emphasis on dine.

Prepare for Fun!

>Dog-human
>Oni
>Weaboos
>All members have trash/dark background
>Kabru is a matherfucker

Prepare for a HUGE bunch of heresy, also call the commisionar, we have some purging to do tonight~

>Marcille tries to explain to everyone that demons aren't evil per se
Makes sense. Demons are typically summoned to perform evil deeds, but are technically beholden to the will of their sumoner. There's no reason a daring and intelligent (hubris-stricken and unwise) eleven magic master such a herself couldn't put them to use for good. And nothing could possibly go wrong if she tried tampering with cosmic evi- I mean neutral, plains and their denizens.

On the bright side, at least we don't have to worry about these adventurers becoming trapped in some acid/sticky trap.

>dat Chilchack sack
>dat beard peeking out of Senshi's outfit

>Lucifer and his angels rebelled when told that God wanted them to serve humanity
>Now they're summoned and bound by humans to carry out the most heinous and depraved of actions, while the faithful angels get to preside over childbirth and protecting innocents from harm.

It's like pottery.

Well the dinner would be delicious.

Straight outta /a/