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What are some good pod people/replicants in shadowrun? I am considering working with the GM to get myself replaced with one at some point.
I know there's those spirits that like to possess astrally projecting mages, which is close, but I'm looking for all the options to make a good decision.

CFD is a good candidate. An infection of rogue nanites starts overwriting your brain with a new personality (usually an AI, or maybe an e-ghost of someone who was lost to the Matrix during one of the Crashes).

A con artist or corp agent with cosmetic bioware and personality chipping.

Is there such a thing as a bacteria mentor/spirit?

No. There is The Green, which is a general spirit of plant life, and The Red, which is a general spirit of animal life.

>The Green

>Went through 2nd Ed CRB

Im new to this but there seems to be a bit of trivial shit mechanics-wise. You guys have any interesting house-rules to make the game a bit more lenient?

Yeah, we use a comprehensive set of houserules called 'an edition published in the last two decades'.