How do you like your witches Veeky Forums?

old fashioned

a split between evil witchcraft and nature witches with hate for each other because the latter is lumped with the former and the former looks down on the latter.

What language is this? Galego?

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Baba ya-got it right.

I like them cute! CUTE!

But really, for games I like them mad and twisted physically by age and contact with the underworld.

This, especially if they've got great honkin' tits and next to zero standards.

Beautiful but deadly.

The same as everyone else, but with hereditary magic and mostly girls

Please never say such things about her.

Burned alive

Yep

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Underrated post.

Wisdom - all. Humanity - zero.
Witches younger than thirty are perfectly fuckable.
Witches older than a century know everything there is to know about the land.
Both are as likely to eat you as to help you.

Lewd, all three sisters.

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I like them to appear cute and innocent

this is fine

She and her mother seem really close.

That was always weird to me, but I guess it's no weirder than flying on a broom.

>Dowman Sayman
Yuss.

Smug

The children eating kind

Huge.

This is fine too.

Neither good nor evil.

>potions and lotions

grandmotherly

As my loving wife and the devoted mother of our son.
Also a sadistic cunt that enjoys the suffering of others, especially if she causes it.

>Implying any witch that makes it over a century doesn't use her powers to stay perfectly fuckable. As it should be.

Hot and just magicians with fucking dangerous powers.

Free after ten thousand years and making minions grow.

Enthusiastic.

(Seriously, though, I'll take a wide band of witches and LWA is actually a little out of what I'd consider canon for anything but "Witch as the feminine of Wizard" given how learned and technical their spellcasting is.)

>Kagari
>pic related

Damn good at what they do.

Isn't she literally just fire?

Tied to a stake and burned alive. Suffer not the witch to live.

Said the flying fire breathing lady

Weatherwax style "headology" and discworld style "Vancian on ultra steroids" really define the approach to witches and wizards that I like. Lovely contrast.

>How do you like your witches Veeky Forums?

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Has an affinity for raging spirits, summoned skeletons, and the elements. Excellent sense of humor. Appreciates puns.

Well done.

>"WHEN SHALL WE THREE MEET AGAIN!"
>"Well I can do next Tuesday."

Economical,

I found weirder the idea that her tits are made of stone and she uses them to bash people in the head.
Hot, but weird.

Absolutely nefarious, but with good Public Relation

I like them to be musically gifted.

Or otherwise I like them bitchy and sassy as fuck.

Leaving the kids as mice at the end was pretty fucked up

>Huge.
Also, protective and gently dominant. This is extremely important.

Naked.

Is that a playstation golem?

The cuter the better.

Looks more like a 3DO to me.

>Handles touching
>Scissors blades aren't completely closed
What awful design

Majorly hammy and forceful.

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Yes. Literally newborns ripped apart by their teeth.

Hot and green like spicy guacamole.

After all, what's the point of being an "eeeeeeevil magic user" if you don't get to ham it up?

I like them able to do the Giga Attack.

Sometimes? a little more esoteric.

Jeb pls.

Slutty

A friend partied with her and said she liked to take her blow up the ass to avoid hurting her throat/lungs. This of course required a second party.

>in tune with nature

wtf does that even mean? that their cycles are in sync or what?

cute and spooky

Living in solitude, specializing in alchemy, always carrying an ancient grimoire, full of wisdom. also, what this user said

Cat looks so tired of this shit....
I'm making a thread about this

>no Ophelia
Why would you leave out best girl?

Extra crispy

Enjoy being captured and used as a sex slave by a wrinkly old hag with wort covered tits that sag down to her knees.

Educate yourself:
discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Greebo
It's the best motherfucking cat in the entire discworld

>It's the best motherfucking cat in the entire discworld
If by best you mean 'most psychotic', sure.

Fickle and malevolent, with strange and uncanny powers.

Harrow county is so good. I'm thinking about storytiming it someday.

Hellboy also has some good witches.

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This is my fetish

Are the any other ways a cat can be great?

Roald Dahl generally wrote things that were /pretty fucked up/. I mean, "We get to live the same length of time, which is about nine years, probably" is less fucked up than a lot of what happens in both Chocolate Factory stories.

>tfw have a legitimate Evil Witch Hag Coven doing sneaky shit in the Player's Homestead
>Also have the Little Witch Academia Witches running a Magic Item Shop
I should have realized my folly earlier

Swampy

That one is some good shit.

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That's why Dahl is so fun.

Source?

NM found it

exhentai.org/g/932885/9e32a98e9a/

Comfy. But with god damn pointy hats, especially floppy.

Conspirationists.

No, not really evil - generally I prefer them good. But I like the idea of a once great bloodline of witches running a magic empire almost unthinkable today that operate from the shadows.Nowdays they're akin to something between a secret service, the masons and a biologic/archeological research society.
Well, they should, at least. They do collaborate but they can't really rebuild a shared foundation of knowledge, the organization being really loose and rivalry pretty common. Younger witches are often thorn between loyality to their master's covens and the desire to rebuild what once was.

Jesus Christ Akko learn some fucking manners, even Amanda is sitting more properly

Also, they're kinda the only "free" spellcasters. Wizards are limited to written spells and to ritual casting and places of power - witches are unpredictable as fuck. And a potion is pretty easy to disguise, would you really think your grandma isn't just cooking her soup?

Clerics are well, the gods' puppets. And the beloved of society. I'm sure you're seeing the pattern here.

But what was once the power of humanity, will once again ours. As the Old Ones said a believing heart is your magic!

Creepy and weird, like with crows nesting in their ribcage, or backwards feet and the ability to cause amnesia by spitting on you, or living in a life-size model town with people and animals all made out of twigs