Quick!

Quick!

Claim your cardfu before someone else does

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Fungi have over 36,000 genders, all of them capable of reproducing with each other. One of them has to be relatively female.

Fumiko's a pretty nice choice, but I gotta go with the best lawyer.

Claiming my usual.

Patrician choice, user.

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Best waifu, even the spirit one is good

ez

Glad no one's claimed best girl

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

go back to /v/

Agree

Modernize.

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Excellent taste user.

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Best Gatewatch girl

You can have her. I'm not touching anything Worstgirl wants to get her Necromantic claws into.

Mrowr

Well I mean if it counts.

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God tier taste.

Fun fact, according to the Planeswalker's Guide to Alara book, literally everyone on Naya is 10/10 smoking hot all the time. They also invented the sport of pro-wrestling, and are pretty much all hedonistic motherfuckers, with the minor exception of the elves who are usually too busy trying to keep Progenitus asleep to have much fun.

That's so sexist! MaRo would be mad.

Thanks!

Naya is probably my favorite shard of the lot. It's pretty relaxed aside from the constant worry of getting trampled. Sadly I can't use her as a Commander for a deck or anything.

Claiming

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and burns so good

Oh.... Yall missed the fuck out!

Number one vampire waifu.

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But user, she has a penis

that makes it better

Yes, and?

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Claiming seeing as stole Ashling from me.

She's good, but I prefer her after she went traveling and got a little feisty

WAIFU LIVES MATTER.

WIZARDS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

Speaking of which tho
Did Gisa and Geralf survive Eldritch Moon?

C L A I M E D

I don't care that she's not an established character. Angelic Destiny is mine now and forever.

Safe bet. Their deaths weren't mentioned and they wouldn't die "off-screen"

Literally Thalia with hair dye.

I believe so, in fact they appear to have reconciled during it as well
Literally stapling two waifus together does not mean you get both, I hope you enjoy your disgusting tentacle monster
Real talk Brisela just makes me sad. I really liked Innistrad's angels and it sucked to see them end so poorly. Speaking of, does anyone have that picture that illustrates that one ginger angel's story from despair to hope to corruption to death?

gianna?

Gisa the Mad
She's mine
Go away Geralf, we'll hang later

Her fat ass is all mine.

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Man Teysa's boob window tax must have become a real earner between the first set of Ravnica and the Return, everyone is getting in on it

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What is that from? Looks cool

It's Saheeli Rai

It's alt art Leela Patel, from Android: Netrunner.

BDSM waifu is mine.

>Traditional games
>Traditional
>Modernize

You're not even wrong
Also, Saheeli is a top tier cardfu

My first commander deck

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Bump but also
/tokens galore beauty, to keep the booty on the move and shifty.

Is that real? I stopped playing a long time ago did the powercreep got that crazy?

>Duck lips

>Leela Patel
Holy shit, the John Smith of Indians

And her spine's broken from the pose she's in
I like to imagine that's from some Izzet Guild pin up calendar photo shoot
Which makes me wonder a) who the other guilds would send as their representatives, and b) who do you get for the remaining two months? Are they like group theme shoots?

{Spoiler}snake tits{/spoiler}

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>11th month is the hottest guildless they can find
>last month is Niv-Mizzet steam vent tease

It's not as ridiculous as it looks, since you need to design your deck around getting it in the first place

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Fuck, I wanted to claim bestgirl

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Emmara's ass is fat! Fat!

>literal flaming hot handjobs
Heavy risk, but the prize is worth it

Claimed.

Claimed.

I'm seeking something other than the skybreak.

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good taste

claimed

c l a i m e d

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best tastes of the year edition user

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

claiming

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>cardfu
This has been bothering me for the longest fucking time. Shouldn't it be cardo? I understand the joke, it's waifu but with card, but that doesn't make it not stupid.

That said, claimed.

You have to jump through a half dozen hoops to get her though

*Angry Sex Intensifies*

POO

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My waifu is objectively better than yours

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Honestly, I agree with you here. Mechanically she's just a fun and interesting card, and her art is by Jason Chan who is my favorite artist for magic. Just a great card!

Husbando, get!

What's going on with her armpit though?

good taste user

Personally I almost went with cabal surgeon for her cheeky flavor text but dead girl is best girl

>tumblrites aren't actually human
>they're just evolved fungi

Best blue girl