WH40k RT

Hello /tg today I am going to regale you with the story of skáll the death worlder and his glorious end. We were playing a WH40k rogue trader session and the GM is a good friend, but he is also a bastard!

>Land on green planet in transport ships, left the Emperors Blessing (the mothership) in orbit above the planet
>land
>nothing of value here
>”cap'n why the fuck did we come here?”
>”why? For the glory of the emperor that's why!”
>next few minutes the PC's and npc's are asking the same this with no avail
>after searching for whatever it was the captain thought we would find here a firefight breaks out
>run out of the transport ship to see what the fuss was
>dark Eldar that we had encountered earlier
>Skáll hates filthy Eldar so he rushes the first group
>we smash those guys good
>on to the next
> Skáll sees that these Eldar are much taller, thinner and more lady like...
>”Cap'n, I'm bringing that one back”
>now listen, Skáll was a simple man who just wanted a bit of xeno yummy on the side, can you blame him?
>we rush this group of Dark Eldar Wyches
> Skáll grapples one then throws her ass on the floor
>applies shackles
>this bitching going nowhere
>realise that most of the crew we brought down are being hauld of in electric net
>ohlordpleasehelpmenaow.jpg
>make a break for the forest with my new prize

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con't?

>Dark Eldar ever getting grappled
At least think about your bullshit before trying to greentext it. 0/10, see me after class.

bro it's a RT sesh for fun, its hardly gonna be exactly on point, and trust me this happened last night i remember it well and will forever probably

Someone is gonna get triggered for this.
Continue.

still writing up what happened but ill post what i've got

>head away from the battle
>getting dark out
>find a stream
>what's left of us rest
>the survivors are Skáll, Captain Gideon, Tomag a native to a primitive planet we saved and turned into a cyborg, Big Lez the quarter master, Rela a sister of battle that was ordered to accompany the Captain on his mission, Conrad a guardsman whom had proven himself thus earning a promotion and 5 guardsmen
>interogate Eldar
>her name is Kaarja
>doesn't say much else
>laughs at us when we try to formulate a plan
>Skáll puts her in line
>I had aquired some Dark Eldar tech from a previous world
>I ask Kaarja what it is
>she my bitch now
>she tells me everything
>its a combat stim injector
>Fuckyeah.gif
>show her the last vile I took
>she frowns
>”you carry that on you?”
>”why what is it?”
>”the glass plague...”
>basically a organic weapon to kill a planet if needs be
>ohshit.png
>night falls
>we keep moving
>after 7 or so failed perception checks the cap'n finally passes one
>GM “you hear an engine in the distance”

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Of course it's a female Eldar, how could it not.

What else do you expect from an attention-whore trying to poorly greentext a "RT sesh for fun?" By his own admission it's a bunch of bullshit. I'd rather have quest shit than threads like this.

why are you so hostile? and it's not bullshit,like i said i played this with 2 friends last night, was a blast, and this is my first greentext so sorry if its bad but im just trying to convay what happened . you are more than welcome to leave if you are not enjoying my tale

>Kaarja is smiling like a manic junkie tied to a tree
>then we hear a lower sounding engine more like a gentle humming
>roll Agility
>pass
>a vehicle flies overhead barley missing me
>2 guards and Rela weren't so lucky
>they ascend to the sky being dragged off by hooks and chains
>Tomag rolls agility at minus 20 because he's a massive lumbering hunk of flesh and metal
>2
>fucking kidding me???
>like an elephant doing ballet he skips out of the way of the flying veacle
>he crashes into the tree that Tomag's massive frame was hiding
>died on impact
>Idea
>”TOMAG THROW ME THE BORED”
>he does
>Jump onto it and try to stable myself
>I pull Kaarja on with me
>pass agi roll
>ask Kaarja is she knows how to work it
>nope.odt
>try my best to stableise
>works and we take of
>we fly into another glider
>attack
>I cave in his chest cavity with one swing of my warhammer
>but he alsos takes a chunk of flesh from my stomach
>Kaarja's eyes widen at the site of my blood
>she throws her body forward on the glider
>”What the hell are you doing?”
>”We need to go faster”
>”What for?”
>”To have fun”
>I love this bitch
>while this was happening the last guardsmen Conrad and Tomag were lifted into the distances
>I aimed for the slowest, he was carring Tomag
>me and Kaarja shift our body weight forward
>going at insane speed now
>shes loving it
>poor Dark Eldar bastard never saw us coming
>we zip right past him taking off his legs with the bladed wings of my glider
>Tomag falls with the glider and it's pilot but he is unharmed

pic related. this is the best pic i have to describe tomag, he was huge, different helmet sword and less toothy but that kind of frame