Post D&D memes

Post D&D memes.

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>memes
That's an image macro, you dump truck.

>lol, I quoted a line from a Monty Python movie verbatim. I'm a comical genius lol.

Common DnD Memes include

"A Wizard Did It", "Vorpal", and "BEEEEEEEES"

>"My character is half-drow. But the GOOD drow."

>Not half drow/half dragon

What about half-half-drow-half-dragonborn/half-tiefling?

>macro isn't a meme

well, as usual OP is a failure and so is his thread

LEL LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ROLLED A NAT 1 FOR MAKING A FUNNY THREAD, OUCH.

gotcha covered fampai

WORRY NOT

With so many halves, you could call it a halfling.

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Can this thread be saved?

Oldie but godie

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thats actually some funny shit, even if it never happened

I thought Beez was an inuyasha meme.

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>Paladins

>i am los tiburon
>and i am a lucha
I don't even speak Spanish and this hurts every time.

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Legitimately hilarious

Is Oglaf allowed?

Arthur was rightwise king born of all England, and united the land besides.

Even if you want to rag on a sword conferring legitimacy, that was the sword in the stone and not given by the lady of the lake.

Well, I didn't vote for you.

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You don't vote for kings!

>watermark

the french would like to have a word with you

Well I fart in their general direction

In what fucking world does gun beat fire?

Ask /k/

/k/ here, I suppose it would be possible, given enough ordinance, to create a firebreak by defoliating areas in the general vicinity of the fire thus depriving it of fuel.

You can vote for kings all you like, you just can't elect them.

Sorry.

Easy. Explosion creates a vacuum that starves the fire of oxygen.

Prepare to rage.

sonic weaponry might be able to disrupt fire as well

Well the gun would need to be of sufficient caliber that the explosion of its ordinance could create such a vacuum. You'd need something big, like Schwerer Gustav big.

Depends on the fire, naturally. I can put out a match with a derringer. Big fire, needs a big gun.

Maybe using conventional artillery we could put out a house fire by shelling the house.

Early Middle Ages,elective kingdoms where a thing, mind you it was nobility voting for who would become the next king for life, usually that practice ended when some strong enough family got the kingship and decided to make it hereditary.Holy Roman Empire even elected their Emperors.

I suppose I should have said "democratically elect" to distinguish it from aristocratic elections.

Why is there a typing cursor in this image?

america

somethingawful is dead, old-timer

Probly carat browsing user

If I had to quote Monty Python, I'd rather quote this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Dgp9MPLEAqA