*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

"Critical roll is railroaded and after the Whitestone arc it became trash."

"Okay."

I have no idea what that means

reddit

Hey get you squeeze over to the side please? I know the con is crowded but you should really avoid blocking the walkways

"Watching other people play RPGs is almost as sad as watching other people play video games"

Commenting on a message board about Tabletop games when you aren't currently playing any tabletop games is almost as sad as thinking less of people for wearing a gag T-shirt

Sick reference bro.

GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, NERD.

Oh boy I'd just thrash em. Boy howdy would I give them the ol talkin to.

that's a shoop right

If I was a woman I'd wear the Natural 20 shirt in a heartbeat.

But women can get away with cringy tshirts better than men can.

It feel like it could be one of those 'put an image onto a shirt' websites.

so.....what sort of person would wear this?

I'm asking for research

I have the J!NX "Choose Your Weapon" shirt and I used to have one with a d20 bursting from the chest in a bloody explosion with the 20 facing out.

I also regularly wear a shirt with a party fighting a dragon in a classic art style but that one isn't strictly dice related.

I used to like ordering form J!NX a lot because I lived in the same town they HQ'ed in so all my shipping was 1-day and I'd run into the guys that worked there at FLGS's and they'd give me discounts on stuff.

J!NX sucks now though it's all just esports shit and pop culture references.

>playing a d20 system

That's a beautiful PC. Raw and crude, so punk.

...

I would if I were less fat. Mostly because I'd be a slutty trappy boi if I were less fat.

Pls stop being fat we need more of you

Pizzas are more short term satisfying than cardio.

user if I've learned one lesson, it's that you dont need to work out, or even eat well. You can eat crap, you just need to eat less of it, I lost 50 lbs that way. Please, become the slutty trap boi the world needs.

Twiggy bottom bois.

>Allowing women to wear t-shirts instead of more conservative (and better looking) dresses.

You're part of the problem.

How dare you toy with me

the shirts are still pretty dumb m80
same shit when I see a shirt saying some dumb shit about atheism/meme/video game culture

This is bait right?

A gal in my gaming group bought that 'choose your weapon' shirt but for some reason it came in like men's 3XL and she's pretty twiggy so she gave it to me.

>not spreading the word of lord Jackson, jack and master of all trades except marketing

Nice

>I have the J!NX
>I also regularly
>JINX sucks now though it's all just esports shit and pop culture references

my sideS

>woman not wearing the "they are natural" shirt
One job.

You think this is a game?

i like your style kid

show off my own shirt and ask if they want to play in one my one-shot

No games, just boners user.
Just boners.
Did you smash?

This shit defined my high school wardrobe I shit you not

pic related is the first order I placed in 2008.

Most of what I wore as a kid was gaming/D&D shirts. My friends liked it. No regrets.

>tfw all you wanna do in life is be a trappy slut
>tfw you can't because you're 6'3" with broad shoulders

Critical Roll is a podcast D&D game thing but it's scripted instead of being an actual game.

You have my condolences user, the world could use more trap sluts, yet genetics doesn't always work that way

to be fair the shirts were cheap too

thems are truths in those words

>The Funny Thing is, that in the system that I most played, and is most popular here in krautland, the 1 is the critical success and the 20 is the critical failure. So...

Generally speaking it just doesn't. It's more like a tiny window

I stun them with my bucket of d10s and go further.

Fuck's sake. They really missed a trick. Should be:

>They see me rollin. They 8in.

I... I don't actually

Look at her again and guess why could that be.

>shitposting about t-shirts
Whelp, were officially a /v tier board now

Dastardly Reddit here to spoil my lair REEEE

I've got one of those, the brown came out kinda orange though :/

I'm jealous that there's nothing I can wear to subtly advertise my fetishes in a fashionable manner.

>broad shoulders
>narrow hips
>body hair everywhere like a forest
>deep voice
>mediterranean facial features

if you give up it doesn't hurt as much

>tfw i am a man of constant autism

You people are fucking faggots

Yes, and?

I'm not but I wish i was

Not currently, but I might later if I play my cards right

I just want to be cute, is that a crime?

It should.

"Excuse me."
Meanwhile internally repress frothing autistic rage

>all these faggots ITT

may I say, "/pol/ was right again"?

>How dare these gays exist in my safe space

You may not.
Veeky Forums's been /totally gay/ from day one.

Problem is: I bet this board is 90%+ white western males

>again
/pol/ is pretty much never right.

Gay people are fine. Fags aren't. And right now, all I see are fags.

its where the "succubus (male)" meme comes from.

embrace the gifts you have been given and become a casanova

>never seen that meme in my life

Seems like I've been browsing through the right places on the internet (until now)

I'm not attractive

stop masturbating to porn and exercise

That sounds like your opinion.
PROTIP: Every guy with low self esteem thinks they aren't attractive, no matter how much the rest of the world disagrees.

Go back to facebook.