Your Crypto Retirement

What is your crypto retirement plan?

Mine is:

>move to bumfucknowhere USA
>somewhere up north where it's cold and I can buy a lot of land
>get a nice comfy house
>can still trade crypto if need be while warm by the fireplace
>generally just be comfy

cuck

Sounds boring desu

Same thing but

>get comfy Aryan wife
>prodice many children and teach them how to be good men and women

>bumfucknowhere USA
good luck getting internet out there

Montana or Idaho

If it's Idaho you can come visit me

OP I hope this is not true

Go outside and make some friends you lonely fuck

Bumfucknowhere USA still has internet, and even if not it isn't crazy expensive to route internet to a house in the middle of no where, it's like a $20K job tops.

Why use fire? Just sit by the heat of your miners you tard

You don't need a fireplace, you can run miners for heat.

good lord you're stupid, enjoy never having your comfy house.

>t. cucks who have never left california

There is nothing around me for miles and I have internet just fine.

move to japan and get qt jipjap wife

Same but traditional wife kiddos doggos huge log cabin mansion roid go to gym play w kiddos n doggos n trade crypto

Hnnngggg

I am actually planning my future house. Too bad that I am a pretentious poorfag.

>buy house
>buy house somewhere else
>at wife, kids
>invest more

literally 1:1 what you just said

This. See you all in the PNW.

t. Comcast cuck

>pay off parents debts for everything theyve done for me in life
>buy a nice apartment
>set aside money in funds
>live semi neet life, keep doing crypto

Enjoy your new Chinese neighbors round eye

Mine is
>Get around half a million together
>Travel around the world with nothing but my bike
>learn new skills to build my own house and garden
>live away from humanity with my dog and my fuck doll.

>put crypto money into stock market for safe long term gains
>pay off student loans
>pay parents back for everything they gave me throughout life
>buy a nice house
>build a home gym
>buy a modest but nice car
>travel every few months
>kick back and enjoy life

is the dog allowed to fuck the doll too? Or are you gonna get a bitch for when the doll gets boring?

Leave the cities, user. And I'm not going to Oregon or Wash, but Idaho or Montana.

I'm a good looking guy so I dont have any problem getting a girl for a night.

LRM: f**k Drumpfie!

MRM: I respect the office.

HRM: Grand T Grand T,
Our lord art thee,
Please hear our psalm,
Our humble plea.
We only wish,
That thou might see,
We love your leadership
Qualities.

this, except also pay off my sister's school debt.

Move to Hokkaido where I will have a house with my own onsen in the snow and be maximum comfy. I've seen a lot of anime so I know there will be an anime snakegirl with huge tits there waiting for me too.

>Move to the middle of nowhere, somewhere in the mountains by a lake with the gf
>Setup home gym and library to keep fit and sharp
>Drive to the city once or twice a month to visit and get groceries
>Otherwise tell everyone to fuck off
>Maybe start an online business or work part-time remotely to keep busy, not for the money
>Travel the world
>Start a comfy family, living off passive gains in index funds and high-earning dividend stocks

Just need 5M and will escape the rat race forever. Life is too short to spend it wagecucking.

>wagecuck just to be busy
>just need 5m
Holy fuck people on this board are deluded

You don't need 5M to have all that.

>no gym in house
You won't make it brah