What are your best taunts, insults, and one liners?

>Party Member: *asks answer with obvious answer*
>Me: I don't know, does a knife-ear shit in the woods?

Admittedly not very original, but it's still a staple of my lingo.

I've spoken with apes more polite than you!

I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!

"Ah, yes. Brave men. Dead men. Same thing, right until they end up undead".

My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

what pic says, "PUNISH!" when starting combat or "PUNISHED!" when the foes are defeated.

>playing Christmas themed 40k rpg where we were a motley assortment brought together from all walks of life across the galaxy to save Santa from Abaddon the Despoiler
>playing a Blood Angels assault marine with a power fist
>rest of the party is securing Santa and doing battle with Abaddon's summoned pet the Grither as I face off with him alone
>roll a hit to the head and roll max damage
"Hey, Abaddon! I have a message for you from the Emperor: Merry Fistmas!"

Best one-liner in a campaign with a mysterious NPC whose presence ended up mysteriously fucking us up :
"Cornelius you son of a bitch !"
Later this day, radio was jammed on all frequencies :
"The guy has an omni-jammer !"
"Cornelius, you omni-son of a bitch"

When playing an ogryn :
(After a tau tried to explain to him the greater good, being told about the warp or explained a plan)
"... Karog don' geddit"

I woulda been your daddy, but the dog got over the fence first!

So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

> carebear under psychotrope
> G-string wearing stormtrooper
> Cyrano nose tirade

>The bard had hundreds of these in a book and would shout one at the enemy everytime he used vicious mockery.
Neat gimmick.
There was a singer player in one story that would actually sing relevant songs during battles.

I liked these.

youtu.be/LPj0pifkuZ0

We've been trading swordfighting insults from the Secret of Monkey Island.

(to the dragon) i felt better breath weapons from the town drunk!

>(I will award 1 internet point to anyone who recognizes the source.)
Isn't that Slaughterhouse Five?

What, you egg?
(He stabs him)

For you, my well-read, elegent gentleman.

The best one liner I have ever witnessed was in the second installment of an insanely long Dark Heresy 2e campaign

The only surviving PC of the first campaign, a blank called Barik, turned into an Inquisitor in the meantime, and acquired a Baleful Eye. (For those not in the know, a cybernetic eye that can shoot lasers.)
At a pivotal moment of the new campaign, we met the... Soul? Or posessed body? Of the first campaign's Psyker, a certain Thadius, whose 'signature move' was shooting Molten Beam out of his face at everything, to spectacular results.
He also turned hilariously heretical and ended up dying quite pathetically in the finale of the campaign by being sucked into the Warp, with a lot, A LOT of bad blood and resentment accrued between the characters at that point.

So, when the Inquisitor re-encountered his former ally turned bitter enemy, shit got real. And as the Inquisitor was busy almost literally tearing apart the daemonic form bearing his former friend's face, the last thing he roared before dealing a finishing blow was
>AND HERE'S A TRICK I LEARNED FROM YOU, THADIUS
then blasting him straight in the face with his Baleful Eye.

I'd lie if I said the rest f us wasn't literally cheering

>My lord, my Lord. Are you the front end of a cow?
Err, no.
>My lord, perchance are you the back end of a cow?
Of course not!
>Oh, then you must be no end of a cow!
Guards, hang that man
>I regret nothing!

hey cool, thanks bud

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>>Oh, then you must be no end of a cow!
I fail to see the humor in this.
I can't help but feel I must be missing something.

"You're not end of a cunt aren't you?

Meaning you can't stop being one.

Ah.
Makes sense when you say it, but never heard that phrasing nor would I have ever thought of it without hearing it.
Might be a cultural idiom thing.

Man that was a good video.

Brobdingnagian Adlepate

auto correct recognizes the first word, but not the second... go figure

"Your mom" via message, causing a group of Aliens to go into an all out brawl, killing 3 of their own men and levelling half a forest.

Big sword... compensating?

You're dumber than ugly, & twice as stupid

I see your hat is the same as your manhood, limp & without flair

>I see your hat is the same as your manhood, limp & without flair

"Oh so, lets hear YOUR brilliant plan to get inside. Whats that, you don't have one? Then shut the fuck up, put the fucking clown britches on and follow my lead."

This rpg group was like lady Gaga's wedding night. Lots of anticipation, but it ended up unimaginative and uncreative..

Your father was OP!