MTG Lore Thread: Stop It WotC Edition

These podcast have been a fucking joke. It's 15 - 20 minutes of banter and shitty facebook level memes. We have learned nothing about the new planes, nothing about new about existing world, and hell nothing about some of the commanders themselves. Not surprising the lore girl doesn't even know most the lore. What a joke Wizards. That said what lore did Veeky Forums wanted info on but never got.

Didn't this lore cunt go on some twitter thing about Lili's menstrual cycle? Or is that some other wotc writer.
Either way, I wouldn't expect much from these people.

It was either podcast or nothing so why complain about the podcast? I just don't even listen to them. Seems like a dumb thing to get worked up about.

Jesus Fucking Christ
>MFW I read that tweet

wtf is up with your filenames?

I have a windows phone, and Veeky Forums capthas won't work unless I use Explorer and my phone does not let me rename images.

I AM STILL ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT AMONKHET
HOW IT WAS ALL ONE CITY IN A SHITTY REKT DESERT
I WANTED AN ACTUAL EGYPTIAN PLANE WITH COOL SHIT
I KNOW IT WAS BOLAS AND SHIT BUT STILL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aside from my distaste in WotC pandering, I too wish that Amonkept was a larger world, I would rather see the time travel element used her to save the plane compared to how it just fucked over Tarkir.

Watch as the next set is 90% in the city of gold, then we will have 3 sets in a row of amazing worlds but the story will be stuck in one small location.

It's not even the pandering, it's just that Amonkhet fell flat on so many levels for me. I found the mechanics dull, the art still suffers from modern Wizards streamlining and the whole plane was just an excuse for the story to happen in some vaguely Egyptian atmosphere. The only good part was getting to see Bolas wreck shit.
God I miss the days when every plane had its own independent story and we got to see more of it. Even OG Innistrad, while being really cool, was limited to just the few geographical locations that were basically 'HERE BE VAMPYRS AND HERE BE WEREVULFS'. Like what, is the entire plane the size of Germany?

>God I miss the days when every plane had its own independent story and we got to see more of it

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