I AM COMPLETE....
I AM COMPLETE
SHIT
NO YOU ARE NOT!
YOU'RE INCOMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
One job, user. One fucking job, and you fucked it all up.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
AND SO IS THIS!!!
FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
YES YOU ARE FUCKED
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
NOW I AM WHOLE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
YOU ARE BOUND TO ME, DEMON!
waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiit waaaaaaaaaaaaaait you mutherfucker! we challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
.......FUCK!!!
FUCK...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DENYING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
Whats the caaaaatch?
If we win, you must take your soooorry ass back to hell!
and also you will have to pay our reeeeent
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
We'll take you to see a movie.
and you can take cage back to hell!
so he can be your littleeeeeeeeembitch.
FINE
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
I'M THE DEVIL
I LOVE M E T A L
I once played a changeling game that basically culminated in a rock off with a true fae
Except we used "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" at the climax
CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF I'VE EVER LOST
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE CAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE MY SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!!
NO!
COME ON, CAGE! BRING THE THUNDER!
...There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece...
Listen to me.
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man...
GOD DAMN IT CAGE
He's gonna make you his sex slave.
Your gonna gargle Mayonnaise!
Nooo!
Unless we bust a massive monsta mammoth jam!
We've been through so much shit!
Deactivated lasers with my dick!
...
Now it's time to blow this fucker down....
C'MON KAGE NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN
I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
LIGHT UP THE STAGE NOW IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town!
NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKA DOWN
HES GONNA RAPE ME IF WE DO NOT BLOW DOORS DOWN
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
C'MON KAGE CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN
Go back to /mu/
>roleplaying isn't allowed on Veeky Forums
>literally quoting a song from a movie line-for-line is roleplaying
It's about having fun, user.
I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
WHO IS THIS MOCKERY OF MY POWER!
I HEAR YA JABLES NOW IT"S TIME FOR A SHOOWDOWN
Waaaaaait.
If he can't say no du, why can't you just say 'you get nothing if you win' and just infinitely challenge him until you win?
This is the greatest and best song in the world.
Tribute.
....sorry.
I DID NOT MEAN
...LY STONED RIGHT NOW.
OOOH WE'LL PILEDRIVE YA IT'S TIME FOR THE SMACKDOWN